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  • Zachary_Hunter
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    • Feb 2010
    • 32

    #1

    Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist babies?

    Atheists basically worship death and we all know that most atheists would rather murder their unborn child then raise them in a proper Christian household.

    The death of countless atheist children is inevitable given the sick mindset of this group.

    We know that the innocents are with God but as extra precaution is there any way we can convert the unborn atheist children before they are inevitably murdered?

    Your thoughts are appreciated, praise the lord!
    2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #2
    Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

    I think the best solution for this is to prevent the parents from murdering their unborn child. A proper government who make abortion punishable by death would be best I think. Unfortunately satan in his latest halloween costume, Obama, is everything but a proper government.

    Killing people who abort their child would be in line with what God says about it in his Holy Bible: Genesis 9:6 "Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man."
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Petal
      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 991

      #3
      Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

      Mr.Hunter, your post mades me thinks abouts all them unsaved unborned babys, even them unborned booda babys. i not thinks there be any hope for any unborned babys, cuz they gots to belives an be baptizeds to go to heevens


      He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. <--- that be Mark 16:16


      then i gots to thinkings some more, an then i thawts abouts judgemint day


      For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad. <--- that be 2 Corinthians 5:10


      it say that everyone gots to be before lord Jesus, an that include all them unborned babys, not just the aborteds babys cuz every true christains™ no that even them unborned zygotes be people too , an lord Jesus gonna shouts at them an shake his fists at them an tells them they be bad babys , an then he gonna throw them into hellfires, it true

      that be lord Jesus ---><--- an that be all unborned babys

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22940

        #4
        Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

        Despite having references to false religions, more dot-head names scattered about than the cast list from “Jungle Book”, and references to "souls ready to be reborn" when we all know every soul is freshly made by God, I think that this site, with its earnest wisdom, may help prepare all those who are not yet intellectually ready for True Christianity™ yet are viewing the path ahead with delight.

        Look on it as "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

        You may take the following as basic advice on the spirituality of the fetus. It is thus clear that involving the fetus in regular Prayer Sessions and Bible Readings is never done in vain.

        I have highlighted some of the more complex points and I think that “astral world” means “heaven” and “vibration” is pretty self-explanatory.

        When Does the Soul Enter the Body? by Mary Kretzmann

        Excerpt:

        Paramhansa Yogananda addressed the point of when the soul enters the body in numerous writings. Most of them go way beyond what you need to tell to child, no matter what the age. Those deeper writings are for married couples desiring to pray in a special way at the point of conception, in order to invite a spiritual child to their family. (Of course, the love, goodness, and spiritual devotion of a couple also serve as a divine magnet, helping to draw a more spiritually receptive child.) The story below carries the essence of this deep truth, and frames it in a simple manner that can be broken down and used appropriately, depending on the age of the child.

        Swami Kriyananda was often present when Paramhansa Yogananda spoke privately with disciples, received visitors, or discussed his writings. These conversations are recorded in a wonderful book, Conversations with Yogananda. This basic question of life is addressed in entry #177:

        "It is a common belief these days that until a child is actually born, it is not yet a consciously developing human being. This belief is fallacious.

        “When does the soul enter the body?” someone asked the Master.

        “At the moment of conception,” he replied. “When the sperm and ovum unite, there is a flash of light in the astral world.
        Souls there that are ready to be reborn, if their vibration matches that of the flash of light, rush to get in. Sometimes two or more get in at the same time, and the woman has twins, triplets, or even – well!

        “It is important, therefore, to come together physically with an uplifted consciousness. That flash generated in the astral world reflects the couple’s state of consciousness, especially as they felt during the moment of physical union.”
        As I was researching further, Nephew Zebulun dropped by and pointed out that a fetus’ ears are not too developed and, whereas the spirit in the soul may be nourished by Godly Words, what of the brain?

        I was taken by this idea and asked if Nephew Zebulun had any ideas. He suggested the following, which I think is a start at least:

        "Whilst carrying the new Soldier of Christ, the wife should lie on her back, legs akimbo. At a respectful distance and blindfold, the husband should loudly recite uplifting verses towards the thus exposed orifice."
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • GutPuncher
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          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2010
          • 2

          #5
          Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

          Who cares?

          Everyone is going to die in less than a month.
          [img]http://godhatesfigs.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sadfig.png[/img]

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22380

            #6
            Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

            Originally posted by GutPuncher View Post
            Who cares? Everyone is going to die in less than a month.
            I assure you it only makes us more determined. It is very important we save as much souls as possible.

            1 Corinthians 15:1-4 "Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures."
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457

              #7
              Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

              Originally posted by GutPuncher View Post
              Who cares?

              Everyone is going to die in less than a month.
              Aren't you Mr. Negativity! I am suprised, as Project Habakkuk is in full swing now. That should make you happy.

              Sure well be dead in Heaven in less than 28 days. But we want every human to come with us so we will work and fight to the bitter end.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Aristotle
                On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 470

                #8
                Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Despite having references to false religions, more dot-head names scattered about than the cast list from “Jungle Book”, and references to "souls ready to be reborn" when we all know every soul is freshly made by God, I think that this site, with its earnest wisdom, may help prepare all those who are not yet intellectually ready for True Christianity™ yet are viewing the path ahead with delight.

                Look on it as "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

                You may take the following as basic advice on the spirituality of the fetus. It is thus clear that involving the fetus in regular Prayer Sessions and Bible Readings is never done in vain.

                I have highlighted some of the more complex points and I think that “astral world” means “heaven” and “vibration” is pretty self-explanatory.

                As I was researching further, Nephew Zebulun dropped by and pointed out that a fetus’ ears are not too developed and, whereas the spirit in the soul may be nourished by Godly Words, what of the brain?

                I was taken by this idea and asked if Nephew Zebulun had any ideas. He suggested the following, which I think is a start at least:

                "Whilst carrying the new Soldier of Christ, the wife should lie on her back, legs akimbo. At a respectful distance and blindfold, the husband should loudly recite uplifting verses towards the thus exposed orifice."
                This may work for good Soldiers of Christ but many atheist ladies are not married and it would be dangerous to be blindfolded in front of an atheist who does not believe in "Thou shalt not steal."

                As an alternative experiment, I suggest that a dozen male volunteers from LandoverBaptist Church make an arrangement with a young, recently pregnant, atheist woman to come to the men's lounge. She could assume the position suggested above while the TrueChristian™ men recite uplifting verses from the BIBLE (KJV)

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

                  Originally posted by Zachary_Hunter View Post
                  Atheists basically worship death and we all know that most atheists would rather murder their unborn child then raise them in a proper Christian household.

                  The death of countless atheist children is inevitable given the sick mindset of this group.

                  We know that the innocents are with God but as extra precaution is there any way we can convert the unborn atheist children before they are inevitably murdered?

                  Your thoughts are appreciated, praise the lord!
                  Brother Zachary,

                  People need to take some personal responsibility for themselves. These children make a choice when they chose to be born to God mocking atheist scum. They can also chose to pull themselves up a by the bootstraps and get themselves adopted by a good Christian family. While I do not mean to judge what you are proposing Brother Zachery is a spiritual handout and will just turn these kids into religious welfare queens.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #10
                    Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

                    Originally posted by Petal View Post
                    2 Corinthians 5:10 For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad.
                    I wonder how the unborn babies will speak with God™ in their own defense when brought before the throne on Judgement Day. Surely there is some sort of interview process, to make sure no borderline cases slip through the cracks?

                    The feti that will be under closest scrutiny will be twins, I think. There's always a dominant one and a more submissive one. If the dominant one bullied his brother in the womb, that will go hard for him.

                    No pushing!

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                    • Ron Gabbert
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                      • Feb 2010
                      • 6

                      #11
                      Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

                      Dear people,

                      once we know, that a satantic/atheist girl is going to get a child, we could simply put them in a room, lock the door and hope for the best. You should give her food and water, maybe a bed.
                      A simple prohibiton sadly won't work, at least I guess so.
                      I often heard storys about satanic/atheist girls running into a bus/car/train/flying chairs and all that stuff. Some even crash a knife into their body, so that the child dies.
                      It's so sad....

                      In love,
                      Ron Gabbert
                      Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers...Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                      (Romans: 1, 29 f.)

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                      • SayvedByTheLord
                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2007
                        • 3151

                        #12
                        Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

                        Originally posted by Ron Gabbert View Post
                        Dear people,

                        once we know, that a satantic/atheist girl is going to get a child, we could simply put them in a room, lock the door and hope for the best. You should give her food and water, maybe a bed.
                        A simple prohibiton sadly won't work, at least I guess so.
                        I often heard storys about satanic/atheist girls running into a bus/car/train/flying chairs and all that stuff. Some even crash a knife into their body, so that the child dies.
                        It's so sad....

                        In love,
                        Ron Gabbert
                        You raise some interesting points. It has been documented that women enjoy repeatedly smashing their faces into walls, fathers/hubands clenched fist, etc. I believe this is satan at work, convincing them to do it.


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • Zachary_Hunter
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                          • Feb 2010
                          • 32

                          #13
                          Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

                          I think keeping a pregnant atheist in a padded, locked "faith room" wouldn't be the best way to go.

                          As we all know atheists are wiley and if given the chance will try to will a spontaneous abortion on themselves, this is unacceptable.

                          The question I pose is this, if they were accidentally brain dead could the body survive to the point of giving birth to the baby?

                          Think of it like a chrysalid for a butterfly, the dirty atheist whore would be brain dead (perhaps by accident?) and when the baby is ready to come out it would emerge into a world flooded with Gods love. We could even play hymns and audio Bible verses to the baby while it grows in the female vessel.

                          I really think we might have something here.

                          Thoughts?
                          2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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                          • Palmer C. Eldrich
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                            • Mar 2008
                            • 349

                            #14
                            Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

                            This is something that I've always wondered about. Millions of babies are aborted each year. Even more die before they can be properly Baptized. This isn't even counting Muslim nor Hindaloo babies, so that's likely millions more.

                            Where do all of these babies go when they're dead? Is there something like a day-care center in hell? Or is hell a place where there are unattended babies everywhere? I can imagine the screaming and crying would get really annoying.
                            Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #15
                              Re: Thinking inside the box, how do we convert unborn atheist bab

                              Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
                              This is something that I've always wondered about. Millions of babies are aborted each year. Even more die before they can be properly Baptized. This isn't even counting Muslim nor Hindaloo babies, so that's likely millions more.

                              Where do all of these babies go when they're dead? Is there something like a day-care center in hell? Or is hell a place where there are unattended babies everywhere? I can imagine the screaming and crying would get really annoying.
                              I think it would add a proper ambiance to hell. I would expect the whores who had abortions to have to tend to the souls.

                              What worse sound is there than babies crying? Just imagine!
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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