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  • JelloBarf
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2010
    • 30

    #1

    Wow guys REAL mature

    are you serious? you changed my username? its not the fact that you changed it that bothers me but thats your response to me not conforming to your opinions and way of thinking. seriously what are we? ten year olds?
    grow up already.
  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263

    #2
    Re: Wow guys REAL mature

    Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
    are you serious?
    Yes.

    Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
    you changed my username?
    No, I did not.

    Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
    its not the fact that you changed it that bothers me but...
    Then why complain about the alleged fact?

    Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
    thats your response to me not conforming to your opinions and way of thinking.
    I haven't responded to you in any fashion. From the little I saw of your writings, there was not much to respond to.

    Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
    seriously what are we?
    We are True Christians. You are not.

    Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
    ten year olds?
    I would estimate you in the range of 13-16.

    Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
    grow up already.
    That's a strong argument amongst teenagers, indeed.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • JelloBarf
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Mar 2010
      • 30

      #3
      Re: Wow guys REAL mature

      No, I did not.
      Did i say "Why did you God=Life change my username?" no i didnt

      Then why complain about the alleged fact?
      because its still not cool to change someones username like that, i dont particularly cared that you did it, but WHY you did it


      I haven't responded to you in any fashion. From the little I saw of your writings, there was not much to respond to.
      Again did i say i was talking to you specifically? no i didnt.

      We are True Christians. You are not.
      For once your actually correct about something. i choose to interpret the bible how i wish, instead of letting some child molester tell me how to think.

      I would estimate you in the range of 13-16.
      17, close enough though

      That's a strong argument amongst teenagers, indeed.
      which makes it that more pathetic i have to tell all of you to grow up.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Wow guys REAL mature

        Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
        are you serious? you changed my username? its not the fact that you changed it that bothers me but thats your response to me not conforming to your opinions and way of thinking. seriously what are we? ten year olds?
        grow up already.
        While the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263

          #5
          Re: Wow guys REAL mature

          Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
          Did i say "Why did you God=Life change my username?" no i didnt
          You said "you" without further specification, which means anyone who reads your message. I did not rule out that anyone else did, I just cleared up that I did not.

          Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
          ..., i dont particularly cared that you did it, but WHY you did it
          There you go again with "you". Since you're replying to my message, it's logical to assume you mean me. Now that we've established that I didn't do anything to your username (I wouldn't even have the access anyway), it would be silly to get to the WHY part of an action I didn't do.

          Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
          Again did i say i was talking to you specifically? no i didnt.
          Which "you" do you mean now? You're confusing me. Just because I'm Christian doesn't give you the right, as an atheist, to treat me like I'm stupid, you know. Have some respect.

          Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
          For once your actually correct about something.
          You imply that we have had numerous conversations, when we've just established that we have just met on this forum. Or do you mean another "you"? It's hard to tell with you.

          Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
          i choose to interpret the bible how i wish, instead of letting some child molester tell me how to think.
          So you are basing the most important decision of your life on a guilt by association fallacy? That's not very intelligent. Besides, the association is false to begin with: we are neither catholics nor mooslims.

          Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
          which makes it that more pathetic i have to tell all of you to grow up.
          That's circular reasoning.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #6
            Re: Wow guys REAL mature

            I, for one, think you have a great new username, barf! You should be thanking the Pastor's for showing a kindly interest in you.

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            • True Disciple
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2445

              #7
              Re: Wow guys REAL mature

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              While the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
              Pastor! You're back. Shout Glory!
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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              • Sister Kitty
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2010
                • 857

                #8
                Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                Pastor! You're back. Shout Glory!
                Indeed. I have been looking forward to his return and our first chat (about the status of my soul).
                Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                • JelloBarf
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 30

                  #9
                  Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                  Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                  So you are basing the most important decision of your life on a guilt by association fallacy? That's not very intelligent. Besides, the association is false to begin with: we are neither catholics nor mooslims.
                  you wanna hear a REALLY funny story?

                  once upon a time in my innocent age of 8 i was sent to a BAPTIST bible camp.
                  pastor Mel that was his name.
                  he would ask me to come in his office to check and make sure i didnt "steal his candy"
                  i was one out of a few that pastor Mel had molested
                  its something i tried for the last couple years to forget but....
                  it always opens up again.

                  so shut up, you baptists are just as bad.
                  (and no not YOU specifically though, i wouldnt be surprised)

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                  • Sister Kitty
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 857

                    #10
                    Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                    Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
                    you wanna hear a REALLY funny story?

                    once upon a time in my innocent age of 8 i was sent to a BAPTIST bible camp.
                    pastor Mel that was his name.
                    he would ask me to come in his office to check and make sure i didnt "steal his candy"
                    i was one out of a few that pastor Mel had molested
                    its something i tried for the last couple years to forget but....
                    it always opens up again.

                    so shut up, you baptists are just as bad.
                    (and no not YOU specifically though, i wouldnt be surprised)
                    You were 8 and memory can be fuzzy. I am sure you are speaking of Father Mel. Pedophilia is a prerequisite for entry into the Catholic Seminary.
                    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                    • Coma Black
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 106

                      #11
                      Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                      Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                      You were 8 and memory can be fuzzy. I am sure you are speaking of Father Mel. Pedophilia is a prerequisite for entry into the Catholic Seminary.
                      Truamtic things that happen in life stick out easily in a persons memory whether they are young or not.I would know because I had some truamtic things that has ahppened to me when I was young and in later years. Of course none of my stiuations had anything to do with any religious figure. There are crazy extremeists and pedophiles in every religion. Not, just Catholicism which is a branch of Christianity by the way. So, just lay off and don't accuse this person of not having a good memory just because this person was young when something like that happened.

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                      • Sister Kitty
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 857

                        #12
                        Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                        Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                        Truamtic things that happen in life stick out easily in a persons memory whether they are young or not.I would know because I had some truamtic things that has ahppened to me when I was young and in later years. Of course none of my stiuations had anything to do with any religious figure. There are crazy extremeists and pedophiles in every religion. Not, just Catholicism which is a branch of Christianity by the way. So, just lay off and don't accuse this person of not having a good memory just because this person was young when something like that happened.
                        It is quite obvious that this person has a poor memory as he his unable to remember the simple grammar lessons he was taught in school at the same age. If he cannot remember something so basic, how are we trust any facet of his memory?
                        Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                        • GOD=life
                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263

                          #13
                          Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                          Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
                          pastor Mel that was his name
                          I have never seen a pastor Mel on this forum. What do we have to do with this Mel character? Where was this camp? Was it in Iowa?

                          Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
                          so shut up, you baptists are just as bad.
                          (and no not YOU specifically though, i wouldnt be surprised)
                          How about you direct your anger at this Mel figure instead of blaming ALL Baptists you encounter?

                          You are so wrapped up in this Mel experience that you can't even see how offensive you are yourself.... you even just called me a potential child molester. That's harsh, man.

                          The only one to blame here is Mel, no one else. Secular law has possibilities to handle such cases, especially if there are also other boys he victimized.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • Coma Black
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 106

                            #14
                            Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                            Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                            It is quite obvious that this person has a poor memory as he his unable to remember the simple grammar lessons he was taught in school at the same age. If he cannot remember something so basic, how are we trust any facet of his memory?
                            Maybe the person does know their grammar, but does not apply it when talking online. I know some people that do that. Just because they do not apply their grammar skills online does not mean that they don't in real life. Of course I could be wrong, but if I am like I said a trumatic situation sticks out in someones head the most because something truamic that happens to you is not easily forgettable. I would know.

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                            • GOD=life
                              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 3263

                              #15
                              Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                              Well, at the risk of repeating myself, I would like to be really clear about this.

                              We do not endorse child molestation in any way, shape or form. We are 100% against it. If such a thing should happen on our watch, then we will hand that person over to secular law.

                              You have my complete moral support in bringing this Mel guy to justice.

                              I can assure you that he is no friend of ours!
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22
                              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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