[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Agreed. But at the end of the day, sinner must be punnished and by stoning dolls is not the way forward IMHO. I would suggest stoning cats as I find them repulsive and full of sin.

Please read the thread. I don't see any reference in KJV 1611 to stoning cats.

The practical aspect is that there are so many humans to stone, we would be out of stones before getting to the cats.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Or I can pay you for your asking price, and then give you 10% of the profit after resale mark up(YOU get paid twice)

The Widow Sharon is really anxious to reserve some of the Holy(tm) Mt. Sinai stones. She doesn't know if she should sign her house over in the names of Mr. DeWitt, Brother Alex and Pastor Zeke jointly (since they'll be splitting the profits) or just put it in the name of the church.

Can someone please call her and arrange that, because she's bothering me at all hours. (She has the old Putnam farm by, ironically, Stone Bridge. You might know her from selling apples outside the QuickStop.)
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Glad to hear the first load arrived. I suggest using respirators designed for Plutonium and have some of those film badges handy. Apparently a few of the chinese drums (damn slants sent wood and leather, not steel) leaked a bit. I dumped the leaking drums at


But some of the other cargo got a little wet.

Pastor Zeke, I was more than happy to bring your new bathroom attendenant. Sorry about the burns the child suffered. I'll be more than happy to bring another from the port next trip.

[its_faith]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I always have a good supply of pointed stones on hand just in case. One never knows when the village will be rounded up to stone a sinner.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

The Widow Sharon is really anxious to reserve some of the Holy™ Mt. Sinai stones. She doesn't know if she should sign her house over in the names of Mr. DeWitt, Brother Alex and Pastor Zeke jointly (since they'll be splitting the profits) or just put it in the name of the church.

Can someone please call her and arrange that, because she's bothering me at all hours. (She has the old Putnam farm by, ironically, Stone Bridge. You might know her from selling apples outside the QuickStop.)
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Gosh and a little digression from the thread but Mistress Cookie, I am a tad befuddled why Widow Sharon has not re-wed. One would think that she would have suiters lining up around the block!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I am a tad befuddled why Widow Sharon has not re-wed. One would think that she would have suiters lining up around the block!

I know. She's a dear old thing, but a bit of an "odd duck" as the kids today say (and I do say that with love). For a while she was insisting up and down she'd never remarry. Why? Because she likes to spend a lot of time in her "Fairie Tree" (which she got hollowed out, and even wallpapered inside). She says there's only room for her in it.

Oh yes....and her "little friends".
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[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I know. She's a dear old thing, but a bit of an "odd duck" as the kids today say (and I do say that with love). For a while she was insisting up and down she'd never remarry. Why? Because she likes to spend a lot of time in her "Fairie Tree" (which she got hollowed out, and even wallpapered inside). She says there's only room for her in it.

Oh yes....and her "little friends".
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Oh dear! Seems she has caught something sinister! Like paganism?

Is that why she wants the stones? To make her own "Faerie ring?"



She seemed so "normal" when I phoned her for an apple order, but come to think of it, she did mention that she was now also harvesting Mushrooms and selling off the excess.

Perhaps this is a lot worse than first thought.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[James Dewitt]

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The Widow Sharon is really anxious to reserve some of the Holy™ Mt. Sinai stones. She doesn't know if she should sign her house over in the names of Mr. DeWitt, Brother Alex and Pastor Zeke jointly (since they'll be splitting the profits) or just put it in the name of the church.

Can someone please call her and arrange that, because she's bothering me at all hours. (She has the old Putnam farm by, ironically, Stone Bridge. You might know her from selling apples outside the QuickStop.)
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All taken care of, she signed the deed over to LBC, I promised her the best rocks of the shipment. She agreed with one requirement, she can stay in her home until Jesus calls her to Heaven. I would think that wont be to much longer, she is all ready older than dirt.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

All taken care of, she signed the deed over to LBC, I promised her the best rocks of the shipment. She agreed with one requirement, she can stay in her home until Jesus calls her to Heaven. I would think that wont be to much longer, she is all ready older than dirt.

This is just another of the good things that has come from holding the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

[QUOTE=James Hutchins;543950]Glad to hear the first load arrived. I suggest using respirators designed for Plutonium and have some of those film badges handy. Apparently a few of the chinese drums (damn slants sent wood and leather, not steel) leaked a bit. I dumped the leaking drums at


But some of the other cargo got a little wet.

/QUOTE]

Brother James, I looked on the intranet for film badges and respirators. They are a bit on the expensive side and the EPA wanted to know what I needed them for. Damn Government has to stick there nose into every thing. I did how ever find a more cost effective solution. I went to the nigra side of Des Moines and hired 10 drunks to wash the rocks with lye soap in a stream one at a time. The cost was 5 cases of Mad Dog 20/20 wine and 15 bars of soap. A few complained of dizziness's and blurred vision, I told them it was just soap fumes. Good news the rocks are squeaky clean.

This is for Brother Hutchins eyes only. When the shipment comes in from Iceland, see the Captain or the first mate of the ship. They have 5000 special rocks from Sierra Leone, and a address in New York to drop them off at. The Joos will pay for them in cash.... no checks .

[curio11]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

You know Stoning is still used in places like Afghanistan and Iran, and they don't even use a Bible the have the Qur'an! Great minds think alike I suppose.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

This is just another of the good things that has come from holding the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival.

Mayor Hold, upon the old biddies departure to Heaven the place will be remodeled to hold Rev Jim's and Pastor Zeke's special ministry programs for homersexurals, lesbos and sluts. I have a contractor ready and plans are being completed for the job. With a little remodeling and an addition it should hold up to 25 sinners at a time. On the plus side if any of them fail to find Jesus, we have them in a secure location for stoning. Praise Jesus, can I get an Amen!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

You know Stoning is still used in places like Afghanistan and Iran, and they don't even use a Bible the have the Qur'an! Great minds think alike I suppose.

They are ahead of us a bit, give us a few months to gear up and we will show them what stoning is all bout!

[curio11]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Have you sought to produce a stone bullet rifle, rather than the feel of stone in the hand? or would you prefer knowing you threw it yourself? Honest Question.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Have you sought to produce a stone bullet rifle, rather than the feel of stone in the hand? or would you prefer knowing you threw it yourself? Honest Question.

See Page 7 post #65. I my self prefer the feel of the stone, but there are others who need a bit of help.

Is stoning allowed in the UK?