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  • #46
    Re: Have You started collecting stones?

    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
    Let's not forget that our lovely LOL's are making stoning buckets.
    Put up your ideas on what kind of bucket you want: Camo is populair amongst True Christian™ males, so those are keepers. I wonder if the LOL's will try something new this year.
    I would like a bucket with the glorious star-spangled-banner on it. I could manage with a Confederate Flag, too. Those men were fighting for God's cause.
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    • #47
      Re: Have You started collecting stones?

      Originally posted by Forest Spirit View Post
      i don't know who you're planning to throw these stones at but if you hurt anyone i'm calling the police
      Its not nice to tattle, didn't your Pa ever tell you that! Son read the entire thread.

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      • #48
        Re: Have You started collecting stones?

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        Sometimes I can't believe the people one encounters in life. Like this week.

        Here we are in Freehold working hard to make the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival a success, and what do I get? Complaints.

        Several so called "Christians" in and around Des Moines have been calling and saying things like, "What you are doing is barbaric! Stoning is not Christian! Jesus loved people, he didn't stone them....", blah blah blah.

        To each one of them I say, "Read the Bible. Stoning is there." I mean, if they would spend their time learning what the Bible says about stoning, instead of calling me, they'd get somewhere in life.
        Would you consider a prize for the banner or placard that best depicts the Bibles position on stoning? The prize should be of significance but not of worldly value, a set of autographed pictures of our standing Pastors perhaps.
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        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • #49
          Re: Have You started collecting stones?

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          Sometimes I can't believe the people one encounters in life. Like this week.

          Here we are in Freehold working hard to make the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival a success, and what do I get? Complaints.

          Several so called "Christians" in and around Des Moines have been calling and saying things like, "What you are doing is barbaric! Stoning is not Christian! Jesus loved people, he didn't stone them....", blah blah blah.

          To each one of them I say, "Read the Bible. Stoning is there." I mean, if they would spend their time learning what the Bible says about stoning, instead of calling me, they'd get somewhere in life.
          Mayor, was one of the nagging "Christians" called Mike F. Nielsen? Just out of curiousity.

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          • #50
            Re: Have You started collecting stones?

            Originally posted by Dirk View Post
            Mayor, was one of the nagging "Christians" called Mike F. Nielsen? Just out of curiousity.
            Brother Dirk, is this some heathen we should all know about?
            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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            • #51
              Re: Have You started collecting stones?

              Originally posted by Forest Spirit View Post
              i don't know who you're planning to throw these stones at but if you hurt anyone i'm calling the police
              Are you going to be there Mr Forest Spirit? If so.. what will you be wearing? Just wondering.

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              • #52
                Re: Have You started collecting stones?

                Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                Brother Dirk, is this some heathen we should all know about?
                Well, he claims that the KJV1611 is outdated
                To make it worse, he is a Democrat.

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                • #53
                  Re: Have You started collecting stones?

                  Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                  Mayor, was one of the nagging "Christians" called Mike F. Nielsen? Just out of curiousity.
                  Now that you mention it, yes.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Have You started collecting stones?

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    Deuteronomy 13:10 KJV1611 "And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God..."
                    Brother Billy Bob--I'm greatful to the Lord that you quoted the very scripture that was on my heart as well.

                    In fact, I quoted this very scripture in letters to both Iowa Governor Chet Culver, the current Governor, a Democrat, and his challenger, former Governor Terry Branstad, a Republican. We are constructing a large speakers platform on the Festival site with lots he red, white and blue decorations. I invited them both to make political remarks. They both wear "Christian" views on their respective sleeves.

                    This invitation will give them an opportunity to weigh in as genuine believers. If they do not endorse stoning as a Christian concept, well, goodby to both of them. I'll keep you posted on their responses.
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Have You started collecting stones?

                      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                      Now that you mention it, yes.
                      Well, I heard he has been thinking of converting to islam, that's why I ask.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Have You started collecting stones?

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        Shout Glory, I am going to PM brother Alex on this one. Logistics might be a bit of a hassle, Iceland is in the middle of the ocean. I wonder if FMF( Brother Fee Market Fred) can help? If I am not mistaken Uranus corp. has ships. Brother Hutchins has trucking covered. I smell a gold mine, naturally a cut of the profits from sale of said rocks will be given directly to LBC or the Pastors. Do not worry, we will take care of you on the backside.
                        I got your message, Brother. I have already hired a group of Poles to bring me all the obsidian they can find on this depraved little island. We could make a fortune from this. Not only are these stones perfectly fit for stoning, but we could also make souvenirs engraved with some inspirational Bible quotes...



                        I also got a pile of lava stones in my backyard. They're great for stoning due to their rough surface. I use them myself when me and my children gather together to stone my wife. She barely speaks anymore and keeps all her focus on cooking and cleaning, just like a True Christian™ woman should do.



                        I'll bring some samples when I get to Freehold, then we could make some arrangements for shipping the rest of the stones overseas. Tell me what you think.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Have You started collecting stones?

                          Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                          I got your message, Brother. I have already hired a group of Poles to bring me all the obsidian they can find on this depraved little island. We could make a fortune from this. Not only are these stones perfectly fit for stoning, but we could also make souvenirs engraved with some inspirational Bible quotes...



                          I also got a pile of lava stones in my backyard. They're great for stoning due to their rough surface. I use them myself when me and my children gather together to stone my wife. She barely speaks anymore and keeps all her focus on cooking and cleaning, just like a True Christian™ woman should do.



                          I'll bring some samples when I get to Freehold, then we could make some arrangements for shipping the rest of the stones overseas. Tell me what you think.

                          - Alex
                          Brother What a wonderful Idea, where ever did you come up with that?

                          on another note have I told you that I will be approaching the mayor soon with plans to open a Christian RV park in the area for those visitors that come to visit Freehold. I am sure that a positive word from a couple of upstanding businessmen would go a long way towards my being approved.
                          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Have You started collecting stones?

                            Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                            Brother What a wonderful Idea, where ever did you come up with that?
                            I guess I'm just inspired by God's holy word.
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                            (Psalm 9:17)

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                            • #59
                              Re: Have You started collecting stones?

                              I like the mention in Joshua 7:25 of burning the victim after he's pummled to death with rocks. I don't think taxpayers should be responsible for disposing of the body. Just burn it and walk away.

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                              • #60
                                Re: Have You started collecting stones?

                                Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                                I guess I'm just inspired by God's holy word.
                                How absolutely wonderful I guess I really should be talking with Brother James about his Iceland Idea.And the dated business plan I had written and notarized and copy sent to my silent business partner in Freehold,who is to be named later if the absolute need arises.
                                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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