[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

O'Bummer BS Bingo

[Jared Beacon]

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I am humbled by your grace brother Harold , God bless you.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Please forgive me Brother Harold. My joke was neither well thought out or suitable. I watched a Dane Cook DVD, I think his wild on the edge comedy has influenced me.

I will resort to an evening of prayer and bible reading as a cleanser to this truly embarrassing episode.

2 Kings 8:11And he settled his countenance stedfastly, until he was ashamed: and the man of God wept.

Of course I forgive you, young man. Jesus Christ commands us to do so:

Matthew 18:21-22 "Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."

And welcome to God's favorite forum!

In Christ

[Jared Beacon]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

My friend, this is a thread for Good, Clean Christian Jokes. Your joke was neither good, nor clean, and now you are mentioning male genitalia in a backsass to a True Christian™ Sister, a dear friend of mine.

Please remember your place as Unsaved Trash and carefully watch both your tongue and tone when addressing your betters. This includes all Forum Members, True Christians™ and Pastors.

In Christ

Please forgive me Brother Harold. My joke was neither well thought out or suitable. I watched a Dane Cook DVD, I think his wild on the edge comedy has influenced me.

I will resort to an evening of prayer and bible reading as a cleanser to this truly embarrassing episode.

2 Kings 8:11And he settled his countenance stedfastly, until he was ashamed: and the man of God wept.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

You think an atheist would have the balls to fire a gun?

Yes. 250 million dead at the hands of atheists in the last century alone.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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You think an atheist would have the balls to fire a gun?

My friend, this is a thread for Good, Clean Christian Jokes. Your joke was neither good, nor clean, and now you are mentioning male genitalia in a backsass to a True Christian™ Sister, a dear friend of mine.

Please remember your place as Unsaved Trash and carefully watch both your tongue and tone when addressing your betters. This includes all Forum Members, True Christians™ and Pastors.

In Christ

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Sounds more like something the atheist would do.

Amen, Sister.

True Christians(tm) are never violent unless they are wearing a uniform. Even then, they only ever shoot at civilians if they are on deployment, and when they do they use Godly American M-16s and F-16s, not shotguns. Shotguns are for birds.

Muslims can only operate RPGs, AK-47s, and explosives, but they will kill anyone, especially other Muslims and their own daughters.

Atheists are monkeys so they usually just fling feces, but one might get a few rounds off a shotgun with a little luck. Therefore all shotgun murderers are atheists.

[Jared Beacon]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Sounds more like something the atheist would do.

You think an atheist would have the balls to fire a gun?

[Sister Kitty]

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An atheist, a Christian and a Muslim are sitting in a room. The Christian pulls out a shotgun and blows their heads off.

Gets me every time

Sounds more like something the atheist would do.

[Jared Beacon]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

An atheist, a Christian and a Muslim are sitting in a room. The Christian pulls out a shotgun and blows their heads off.

Gets me every time

[Brother Enoch]

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Heath Ledger goes to hell.

Heath Ledger has just died, and went hell. He gets a visit from Jesus, who gives him a flat screen TV, a DVD/Blu-Ray player and a collection of what seems to be 10 000 gay porn movies on DVD and some on Blu-ray, but what he doesnt know is that Jesus put True Christian™, clean and educational heterosexual movies inside the gay porn covers, movies such as Passion of the Christ, The Left Behind-series, Jesus(1979 version), Jesus of Nazareth and The Birth of a Nation, now he realises that he will be forced to watch these movies over and over again, for all eternity. Jesus leaves him laughing hysterically while Heath Ledger screams in pain of being forced to watch good, clean and heterosexual True Christian™ movies over and over again for all eternity.
(And every time he tries to masturbate watching the pictures on one of the gay porn covers, the cover is turned into the cover of the movie that is on the disc)

That's a real knee-slapper, love it!! Heath Ledger.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Heath Ledger goes to hell.

Heath Ledger has just died, and went hell. He gets a visit from Jesus, who gives him a flat screen TV, a DVD/Blu-Ray player and a collection of what seems to be 10 000 gay porn movies on DVD and some on Blu-ray, he gets very happy and thinks "wow, maybe hell isnt so bad after all, this looks awesome!", but what he doesnt know is that Jesus put True Christian™, clean and educational heterosexual movies inside the gay porn covers, movies such as Passion of the Christ, The Left Behind-series, Jesus(1979 version), Jesus of Nazareth and The Birth of a Nation, now he realises that he will be forced to watch these movies over and over again, for all eternity. Jesus leaves him laughing hysterically while Heath Ledger screams in pain of being forced to watch good, clean and heterosexual True Christian™ movies over and over again for all eternity.
(And every time he tries to masturbate watching the pictures on one of the gay porn covers, the cover is turned into the cover of the movie that is on the disc)

[Proud Faroese]

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This is Christian humour as it will offend all those silly vegans and environmentalists who refuses to kill, skin and eat animals even if The Bible says so

[Dan U. Holier]

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A li’l niglet went to heaven and got his wings; he said, "God! Look, I'm an angel!" God replied, "No you stupid niglet! You're a bat, now eff off!"

How do you know Noah was a White man? No nigra could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

Why don't nigra wiminz wear panties to picnics? To keep the flies away from the chicken!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Two Brazilians

The Dept of Defense briefed the President this morning…


They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan.

To everyone's surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears..

Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'

This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.