[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Mrs. Moans, I would remind you this is a family forum and that the topic is GOOD, CLEAN, CHRISTIAN JOKES. Your recent, uh... posts contain none of those things even though you included the "laugh" emoji. Time to visit the closet?

[Dennis Lukes]

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I'm with Dr. Toole, the jokes about men's genitals are offensive and it needs to stop right now. You women have no idea what it feels like to have people joking about and demeaning and objectifying your body parts like we men face every time we walk out on the street or turn on a TV.

Shut your trap and get back in the kitchen.

[Dana723]

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I'm with Dr. Toole, the jokes about men's genitals are offensive and it needs to stop right now. You women have no idea what it feels like to have people joking about and demeaning and objectifying your body parts like we men face every time we walk out on the street or turn on a TV.

Shut your trap and get back in the kitchen.

I would never presume to correct a True Christian, but I always believed a dickie was an item of clothing. More specifically, a type of false shirt that's worn to give the impression of a full shirt. I'm not sure a small dickie would be something to be embarrassed about as long as the dickie covers the nakedness of the man. In fact, when I asked my husband about small dickies, he stated that there's nothing wrong with a small dickie, as it's not the size that matters but the way it's used. I'm a little confused about that though, but he refused to answer any more questions about it.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

[Isabella White]

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I would never presume to correct a True Christian, but I always believed a dickie was an item of clothing. More specifically, a type of false shirt that's worn to give the impression of a full shirt. I'm not sure a small dickie would be something to be embarrassed about as long as the dickie covers the nakedness of the man. In fact, when I asked my husband about small dickies, he stated that there's nothing wrong with a small dickie, as it's not the size that matters but the way it's used. I'm a little confused about that though, but he refused to answer any more questions about it.

Oh, dear Dana: Perhaps your husband's statement about the way a dickie should be used means that the dickie should be worn with the label at the back, and under a shirt, not over it. I'm sure that this information should solve the confusion within your happy household.

A blessed day to you, dear Dana,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[arthur frayn]

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They say there's safety in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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They say there's safety in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews!

I don't understand. Is it a reference to Israel (6.6 million Jews + 2 million non-Jews)?

Religious makeup, 2019
Group Population %
Jews 6,697,000 74.2%
Muslims 1,605,700 17.8%
Christians 180,400 2.0%
Druze 143,000 1.6%
Other/unknown 394,900 4.4%

Surely there is safety in numbers by eliciting the support of the USA which has 6.6 million nukes!

[Basilissa]

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Q: What are the Bahamas?
A: A sh**hole country.
Q: Why did hurricane Dorian stay there for a week?
A: God has flushed the toilet!

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Q: What are the Bahamas?
A: A sh**hole country.

Amen, sister.


Jesus usually hates socialist welfare, but it looks like He made an exception this month by providing free swimming lessons to thousands of niglets.

[Dennis Lukes]

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[Isabella White]

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[Emily Brent]

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I learned this one at the convent ---

what do you call a hermaphrodite with a fused poopie-hole and vajayjay profusely bleeding?

a semi-colon followed by a period.

[Isabella White]

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I learned this one at the convent ---

what do you call a hermaphrodite with a fused poopie-hole and vajayjay profusely bleeding?

a semi-colon followed by a period.

Dear above! Miss Brent, I don't think that that "joke" is appropriate for . I must remind you that this is a family-oriented site, and we do strive to bring honor and praise to the in all that we do here at .

Perhaps, in future, you can post jokes that do not involve "potty" humor, such as this nice, clean joke:

Q: Why were Gentiles created? A: Somebody has to pay retail.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Dear above! Miss Brent, I don't think that that "joke" is appropriate for . I must remind you that this is a family-oriented site, and we do strive to bring honor and praise to the in all that we do here at .

Perhaps, in future, you can post jokes that do not involve "potty" humor, such as this nice, clean joke:

AMEN! I don't know how these gutter-mouthed degenerates keep finding this Godly forum! They sorely need to be reminded of Ephesians 4:29!

[Dennis Lukes]

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What do altar boys have in common with light bulbs?

Priests love screwing in the new ones.