[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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If you could punch one celebrity in the face, who would you pick, and why did you pick Lizzo?

I would pick Lizzo because waidddaminute... you said Lizzo, and I said... Is this witchcraft? I'm going to have to report this.

[Dennis Lukes]

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So there's this barbershop. One day a Buddhist monk comes in and asks what he charges. "No charge for a holy man such as yourself," says the barber. So he shaves the monk's head for free, and the next day what does he find on the doorstep? A dozen oranges.

Later, an Irish priest comes into the barbershop and asks what he charges. "No charge for a holy man such as yourself," says the barber. So he cuts the priest's hair for free, and the next day what does he find on the doorstep? A dozen potatoes.

Later still, a Jew rabbi comes into the barbershop and asks what he charges. "No charge for a holy man such as yourself," says the barber. So he trims the rabbi's Jewlocks for free, and the next day what does he find on the doorstep? A dozen rabbis.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Why don't Muslims eat pork?

Because cannibalism is against their religion.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Q: What do you call a liberal activist without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless

[Basilissa]

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How much fuel does a Russian tank burn?

Three crew members.

[WWJDnow]

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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland?

A: God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin there.

[Didymus Much]

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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland?

A: God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin there.

I was going to quibble that the wise men came from the east, but in this case that'd be Russia, and ... yeah.

[Dennis Lukes]

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What's the difference between a unicorn and the Holocaust?

There's evidence that unicorns exist.

(Job 39:9, Psalms 29:6, Psalms 92:10, Numbers 23:22)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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[Dennis Lukes]

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How much did the holla cost?
$6 million


What color is a black person's skin?
If you answered brown, you're wrong. They're actually translucent. They only look brown because they're so full of $#!†.


The Biden Administration in a nutshell:

[WWJDnow]

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This pastor gets my vote for funniest gentile ever. Talk about comedic timing!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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This pastor gets my vote for funniest gentile ever. Talk about comedic timing!

3 minutes 33 seconds of pure joy. His gesticulations really bring it to life, like Christ being crucified.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I'm always more certain about someone when they have Chick tracts unashamedly displayed. The pastor selected this one for display:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Why did Hitler commit suicide?

Because he got the gas bill.

[WWJDnow]

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How does a Jew make coffee? Hebrews it.

How does a Latino make coffee? He picks it for 7 cents an hour.

How does a witch make coffee? With a philter.

How does a welfare mom make coffee? With beans.

How does a Negro drink coffee? Black.