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  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11467

    #61
    Re: Seriously?

    Originally posted by Adrien Brody View Post
    I think you Gods are forgetting that the Bible was all made up by joos anyways.
    The Bible was not made up. And the very fact of its triumphant survival throughout these many centuries of turmoil and trouble, especially for the Jews, proves that God has blessed the Bible and brought it to us so that we might read it and obey Him in every aspect of our lives.

    If God did not want us to obey the Bible and His commands for every aspect of our lives, then He wouldn't have written it and preserved it. Furthermore, He would not have covered every aspect of our lives if He didn't want us to live in complete, utter, and constant obediance to Him.

    The only time to think about the Bible rather than just read and obey, is when dealing with something not literally and specifically detailed in the Bible. Take television for an example. This is the sort of thing that Christians need to read and pray upon. God always finds a way to let His will be known to those who really believe in Him. For those who continue to be uncertain, there are pastors who are imbued with God's authority to guide them.

    God covers issues like sexual conduct very clearly. He covers the
    attitude that we are to take towards His Word clearly as well.

    Homosexuality bad; Bible good. Bible says homosexuality bad; Bible more good. People who read and obey Bible good. People who engage in homosexual behavior, bad. People who read Bible and declare Bible silent on homosexual behavior, nuts.

    Pointedly Yours,

    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    • Adrien Brody
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Oct 2010
      • 21

      #62
      Re: Seriously?

      Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
      The Bible was not made up. And the very fact of its triumphant survival throughout these many centuries of turmoil and trouble, especially for the Jews, proves that God has blessed the Bible and brought it to us so that we might read it and obey Him in every aspect of our lives.

      If God did not want us to obey the Bible and His commands for every aspect of our lives, then He wouldn't have written it and preserved it. Furthermore, He would not have covered every aspect of our lives if He didn't want us to live in complete, utter, and constant obediance to Him.

      The only time to think about the Bible rather than just read and obey, is when dealing with something not literally and specifically detailed in the Bible. Take television for an example. This is the sort of thing that Christians need to read and pray upon. God always finds a way to let His will be known to those who really believe in Him. For those who continue to be uncertain, there are pastors who are imbued with God's authority to guide them.

      God covers issues like sexual conduct very clearly. He covers the
      attitude that we are to take towards His Word clearly as well.

      Homosexuality bad; Bible good. Bible says homosexuality bad; Bible more good. People who read and obey Bible good. People who engage in homosexual behavior, bad. People who read Bible and declare Bible silent on homosexual behavior, nuts.

      Pointedly Yours,

      Handmaiden
      God didn't write it though. He dictated it to Joos who got it all wrong as they were too busy thinking of how time is money and how standing here listening to God was a waste of time and therefore money, sending them into a state of silent panic. God didn't notice though as he was too busy telling his pretentious stories.

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      • William T
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Oct 2010
        • 3

        #63
        Re: Seriously?

        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
        The Bible was not made up. And the very fact of its triumphant survival throughout these many centuries of turmoil and trouble, especially for the Jews, proves that God has blessed the Bible and brought it to us so that we might read it and obey Him in every aspect of our lives.

        If God did not want us to obey the Bible and His commands for every aspect of our lives, then He wouldn't have written it and preserved it. Furthermore, He would not have covered every aspect of our lives if He didn't want us to live in complete, utter, and constant obediance to Him.

        The only time to think about the Bible rather than just read and obey, is when dealing with something not literally and specifically detailed in the Bible. Take television for an example. This is the sort of thing that Christians need to read and pray upon. God always finds a way to let His will be known to those who really believe in Him. For those who continue to be uncertain, there are pastors who are imbued with God's authority to guide them.

        God covers issues like sexual conduct very clearly. He covers the
        attitude that we are to take towards His Word clearly as well.

        Homosexuality bad; Bible good. Bible says homosexuality bad; Bible more good. People who read and obey Bible good. People who engage in homosexual behavior, bad. People who read Bible and declare Bible silent on homosexual behavior, nuts.

        Pointedly Yours,

        Handmaiden
        Well, there is indeed something I ought to say on that topic.
        Even though you have written some very interesting (yet slightly mormonic) aspects, there is still need that I respond with the following sentence:
        Nobody cares.

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #64
          Re: Seriously?

          Is it safe to come out yet? That one guy was hitting on me. I hope he got banned for being a Homer.

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          • vengeful godman
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Oct 2010
            • 1

            #65
            Re: Seriously?

            RIGHT
            WHO BANNED ME
            thou shall suffer my wrath, i proclaim you all homers! and with my word it shall be!

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2026
              • 15118

              #66
              Re: Seriously?

              Originally posted by vengeful godman View Post
              RIGHT
              WHO BANNED ME
              thou shall suffer my wrath, i proclaim you all homers! and with my word it shall be!
              Someone banned you?

              Never mind.

              God Bless.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Adrien Brody
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Oct 2010
                • 21

                #67
                Re: Seriously?

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                Is it safe to come out yet? That one guy was hitting on me. I hope he got banned for being a Homer.
                I'm waiting babydoll <3

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                • Raging Homosexual
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 3

                  #68
                  Re: Seriously?

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Is it safe to come out yet? That one guy was hitting on me. I hope he got banned for being a Homer.
                  You can come out any day you want bbz

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #69
                    Re: Seriously?

                    Originally posted by Adrien Brody View Post
                    I'm waiting babydoll <3
                    Eeeeeeeeew HOMER. I am a married man. Why do you hate Jesus? Why do you want to sodomize me, that is just plain wrong.

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                    • Adrien Brody
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 21

                      #70
                      Re: Seriously?

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Eeeeeeeeew HOMER. I am a married man. Why do you hate Jesus? Why do you want to sodomize me, that is just plain wrong.
                      Who said I wanted to sodomize you? Perhaps I only want a hug

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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11467

                        #71
                        Re: Seriously?

                        Originally posted by William T View Post
                        Nobody cares.

                        God cares, fool!

                        Obviously, that doesn't concern you now, because you have not yet felt the stinging flames of hell as your skin is flayed away.

                        For right here and now on this here earth, there are a lot of people who care about the Bible and are working dilagently to have it legally recognized as the law of the land.

                        If you do not fear God, you may wish to fear them.

                        Should those who work and pray and campaign on behalf of a true Biblical state succeed, then people like you would not be able to come here and prance around, flaunting their non-belief.

                        You won't be hanging around LBC, mouthing off and plastering impudent emoticons at will, will you?

                        Forewarningly Yours,

                        Handmaiden
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #72
                          Re: Seriously?

                          Originally posted by Adrien Brody View Post
                          Who said I wanted to sodomize you? Perhaps I only want a hug
                          Pastor Ezekiel warned us about you people, first its starts off with a hug, then a kiss, then SODOMY! You are a pervert.

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                          • costello
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 7

                            #73
                            Re: Seriously?

                            seriously guise, im pretty sure God is cool with all us gays. it was his decision to make us that way in the first place.

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                            • Pig Man
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 14

                              #74
                              Re: Seriously?

                              Originally posted by Adrien Brody View Post
                              I'm waiting babydoll <3
                              Hey, he's mine! Sexeh

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #75
                                Re: Seriously?

                                Originally posted by Pig Man View Post
                                I'm not going to believe some text that most likely isn't true, thank you very much. As interesting as it is, personal experiences are much better evidence rather than some all powerful being in the sky that tells you what to do.
                                So you don't believe the Bible is true, which means you're an atheist.

                                Why are you on a Christian church forum, complaining about what God says, if you don't believe God exists?
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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