[Adrien Brody]

Re: Seriously?

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God made all of us in His image, are you calling God a damn homersexural? God made each and everyone of us HETROSEXURALS! Hormones are something females have, thats what makes them so bitchy when its their unclean time.

Perhaps. U mad?

You are wrong. Everyon is born as a hetrosexual, but your perverted lifestyle made you a Homer.

I'm not homosexual. I'm pansexual.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Seriously?

Perhaps. U mad? I'm not homosexual. I'm pansexual.

What? Like you fornicate with kitchen cooking utensils?

[Pig Man]

Re: Seriously?

You are wrong. Everyon is born as a hetrosexual, but your perverted lifestyle made you a Homer.

How come I have an extremely perverted friend that is asexual?

Want to know what's an abomination? The amount of time you have to wait between posting!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Seriously?

=Pig Man;614441]I was catholic, so why wasn't I a heterosexual then? Your logic makes no sense.

A Catlik and a Homer, man does God hate you. Son Catliks are not Christian. It does how ever bring into light your Homersexurality, you caught the Gay from a damn pedophile priest. That's how they recruit them, rape the boys when they are young, then they catch the Gay virus thingy

LOL, just figured out the truth of this forum. Well done, I shall love this board homosexually forever <3

Spreading the Word of God is not funny, its seroius work!
Why do you hate Jesus?

[David Micheal]

Re: Seriously?

I don't even know where to start. Just first off, I'm not a person who hates religion at all. I think that your dedication for your religion and how far you're willing to go is inspiring, but seriously? A kid kills himself and all you men/women have to do is just say "yay, he chose something right for the first time in his life"

No, that's not true. As I am a homosexual (or a "homer", as I've seen you guys say), this isn't how it works. How do I know? Well, because I am one, and it's no choice. I say this with the most respect I can, but please don't discourage kids more than they should be. You can all express yourselves freely about Helloween or anything else that you want, but when you butt into other people's lives, that's when it makes me upset.

Thanks, and I know I'll get banned, but at least I'm getting this out there.

I was confused by all the hate you were spewing but I did manage to catch the part where you said you were a homer. First off, being a homersexual is a hate crime against God and basically domestic terrorism.

A man shall not lie with another man as he would a women, it is an abomination

I can't remember the exact verse, but I'm sure some one can provide the exact wording and the verse numbers.

[Adrien Brody]

Re: Seriously?

What? Like you fornicate with kitchen cooking utensils?

Among other things. Kitchen cooking utensils aren't very satisfying though. Not worth the effort really.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Seriously?

What? Like you fornicate with kitchen cooking utensils?

I have heard of that. Its called the Aunt Jemima treatment , they spank each other with a spatula, Perverts!

[Pig Man]

Re: Seriously?

This board is so awesome, I think I might just have to stay.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Seriously?

A man shall not lie with another man as he would a women, it is an abomination

I can't remember the exact verse, but I'm sure some one can provide the exact wording and the verse numbers.

LEV 18:22, and yes it is a form of terrorism.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Seriously?

How come I have an extremely perverted friend that is asexual?

Because he hates God so much he wants to recreate the cursed city of Sodom so God will destroy him and his community. That's why.

FACT: God haters like atheists, homosexuals and Democrats want to do one thing and one thing only: have butt sex.

FACT: the reason why people want to have butt sex is to make God kill them.

FACT: Getting God to kill them is the only reason God haters can attack God.

the FACTs speak for themselves friend.

[David Micheal]

Re: Seriously?

I have heard of that. Its called the Aunt Jemima treatment , they spank each other with a spatula, Perverts!

Disgusting! Homersexual perverts take the simplest things and turn them into sick tools of homersexual fornication. I don't understand they they continue their hate crimes against God, why do they believe hating God and openly rebelling and defying God is worth an eternity in hell.

[Adrien Brody]

Re: Seriously?

A Catlik and a Homer, man does God hate you. Son Catliks are not Christian. It does how ever bring into light your Homersexurality, you caught the Gay from a damn pedophile priest. That's how they recruit them, rape the boys when they are young, then they catch the Gay virus thingy



Spreading the Word of God is not funny, its seroius work!
Why do you hate Jesus?

Don't be hatin' on the Catliks bro. I was raised Catlik, what a fun childhood that was. You were never bored! If you were seen idling, you were handed over to the priests who would assign you tasks, and kept you busy in general. I loved them

[James Dewitt]

Re: Seriously?

This board is so awesome, I think I might just have to stay.

Does that mean you are going to stop being Gay? Shout Glory, Jesus has cured another Homersexural. If you are not going to stop you should leave, we don't want to catch the AID

[handmaiden]

Re: Seriously?

I've read the bible multiple times, thank you very much, and one doesn't need half a brain to think that some things just don't work.

But seriously, this is better than The Onion :LOL:

Pig Man, we are about the Bible, here. We are not vegetarians and we are not French, so onion soup is of no interest to us.

We are about the Bible, and we do not "LOL" over its words and its impact on the human history.

We seek not to make people laugh, (What, pray tell, do you find funny about Jesus' agony on the cross?) but to make people think. We want them to think long and hard and deeply about the God who made them, and what the Bible has to say about their lives.

We want them to throw out their arms and shout," Glory! For the truth has set me free!!"

Then, they will know from whence comes peace, wisdom and joy.

The journey may be the most difficult many will ever undertake. Make no mistake, many lack the courage. They prefer to curl up with their baby bottle Bible and read the "nice" passages which offer them immediate comfort. They will always be helpless infants suckling on the sweetened milk that their churches offer them.

Real men take the Bible into their own hands and read the real words.

Let us all give thanks that we live in a time and place where we can read the Bible for ourselves. And let us not laugh when we consider the work ahead of us.

Humorlessly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Pig Man]

Re: Seriously?

Does that mean you are going to stop being Gay? Shout Glory, Jesus has cured another Homersexural. If you are not going to stop you should leave, we don't want to catch the AID

No, I'm going to go find a boyfriend to post on this board as well