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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22887

    #31
    Re: Seriously?

    Originally posted by Adrien Brody View Post
    Don't be hatin' on the Catliks bro. I was raised Catlik, what a fun childhood that was. You were never bored! If you were seen idling, you were handed over to the priests who would assign you tasks, and kept you busy in general. I loved them
    Disgusting! It's hard to say whether being an abomination or a Catlick is worse! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7490
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Adrien Brody
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Oct 2010
      • 21

      #32
      Re: Seriously?

      Originally posted by Pig Man View Post
      No, I'm going to go find a boyfriend to post on this board as well
      Well hello there.

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      • Shela Tansper
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2010
        • 240

        #33
        Re: Seriously?

        Originally posted by David Micheal View Post
        Disgusting! Homersexual perverts take the simplest things and turn them into sick tools of homersexual fornication. I don't understand they they continue their hate crimes against God, why do they believe hating God and openly rebelling and defying God is worth an eternity in hell.
        This is why any think like that is banned from my kitchen
        The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

        King James Bible v1611
        A passage a day keeps satan away

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        • Pig Man
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2010
          • 14

          #34
          Re: Seriously?

          Originally posted by Adrien Brody View Post
          Well hello there.
          Oh bb

          Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go shove a wooden fork up my arse, because homosexuals apparently do that.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #35
            Re: Seriously?

            Originally posted by Pig Man View Post
            No, I'm going to go find a boyfriend to post on this board as well
            Son the only Man friend you need is Jesus. Let Jesus chase the demons from your rectum, let Him fill you with His love, feel His warmth. Let Jesus come inside you. Praise Jesus fill me with your Glory. Can I get an Amen Brothers and Sisters.

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            • Adrien Brody
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Oct 2010
              • 21

              #36
              Re: Seriously?

              Originally posted by Pig Man View Post
              Oh bb

              Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go shove a wooden fork up my arse, because homosexuals apparently do that.
              Are you not going to let me watch, sexylegs?

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              • David Micheal
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2010
                • 207

                #37
                Re: Seriously?

                Originally posted by Pig Man View Post
                No, I'm going to go find a boyfriend to post on this board as well
                Why do you wish to continue spewing hate and continuing to commit hate-crimes against God? Do you really want Jesus to cry? After he died on the cross for your sins and this is all you can do to repay him?

                All we are asking you to do is to ask Jesus for forgiveness. Your time to die is whenever God says so, and all we are asking you to do is devote whatever time you have left to worship of the Lord.

                Homersexuals like yourself won't find themselves in heaven, just burning in the pits of hellfire, like the atheists, liberals, the false Christians, and the Catholiks. I can name much much more of who will be going to hell for an eternity, but that would be a very long list.

                However, True Christian Heterosexuals like myself will be in heaven, watching homersexuals like yourself and other sinners burn in hell fire.

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #38
                  Re: Seriously?

                  Originally posted by Adrien Brody View Post
                  Are you not going to let me watch, sexylegs?
                  This is not a dating site for Homersexurals! Take your deathstyle somewhere else!

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                  • Adrien Brody
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 21

                    #39
                    Re: Seriously?

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    This is not a dating site for Homersexurals!
                    Yet, my dearie

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    Take your deathstyle somewhere else!
                    Okay, off to Denmark I go then.

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                    • Titus Templeton
                      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                      Jesus macht frei
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 5912

                      #40
                      Re: Seriously?

                      Originally posted by Adrien Brody View Post
                      Are you not going to let me watch, sexylegs?
                      You pervert!
                      This Forum is not for people like you.
                      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                      -Holocaust Jokes
                      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                      • David Micheal
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 207

                        #41
                        Re: Seriously?

                        Originally posted by Adrien Brody View Post
                        Yet, my dearie



                        Okay, off to Denmark I go then.
                        First off do not address Mr. Dewitt like that, he is not unsaved homersexual trash like you.

                        Denmark is not all homersexual trash, there are some Godly True Christian individuals there. Those people who saw the light of Jesus and are helping other Denmarkians to becoming True Christians.

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #42
                          Re: Seriously?

                          Originally posted by Adrien Brody View Post
                          Yet, my dearie



                          Okay, off to Denmark I go then.
                          Are you hitting on me ya Fag? I am going to my man cave and immerse myself in the Bible, I feel so dirty.

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                          • Adrien Brody
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 21

                            #43
                            Re: Seriously?

                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                            You pervert!
                            This Forum is not for people like you.
                            Ironic, coming from somebody from Germany. I bet you live on the Reeperbahn.

                            Originally posted by David Micheal View Post
                            First off do not address Mr. Dewitt like that, he is not unsaved homersexual trash like you.

                            Denmark is not all homersexual trash, there are some Godly True Christian individuals there. Those people who saw the light of Jesus and are helping other Denmarkians to becoming True Christians.
                            Yet, my dearie

                            Oh. Disappointing then. I'll have to use plan b then. The Faeroes.

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            Are you hitting on me ya Fag? I am going to my man cave and immerse myself in the Bible, I feel so dirty.
                            Can I immerse myself in your man cave?

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                            • Pig Man
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 14

                              #44
                              Re: Seriously?

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              Son the only Man friend you need is Jesus.
                              But I'm not really into the turn-water-into-wine types

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                              • thisforumisstupid
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 1

                                #45
                                Re: Seriously?

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                Son the only Man friend you need is Jesus. Let Jesus chase the demons from your rectum, let Him fill you with His love, feel His warmth. Let Jesus come inside you. Praise Jesus fill me with your Glory. Can I get an Amen Brothers and Sisters.
                                This post is hilarious.

                                It makes it sound you're having a sexual relationship with Jesus. lolololol

                                I think there's more to this forum that we don't know.

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