Last Minute Voting Advice?

[Able's Avenger!]

Dear Friends,
I need your help in voting this election. As usual, my fervor for the scripture has insulated me from the research I should have done for this upcoming election.

I didn't pay as much attention as I should have to the candidates and issues. I know not to trust political ads (except the ones that say candidates are fervently Pro-Life; then they automatically get my vote), but I can't trust the papers either because they are run by a bunch of communist, liberal faggots, who HATE Jesus.

Any advice to chosing the right candidate? I always vote Republican, but there are some races where there are two republicans or an independent and a Republican, or a republican who is a liberal, socialist, Moslem-loving Cretin.


Thanks! Polls close soon. . .

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Last Minute Voting Advice?

Dear Friends,
I need your help in voting this election. As usual, my fervor for the scripture has insulated me from the research I should have done for this upcoming election.

I didn't pay as much attention as I should have to the candidates and issues. I know not to trust political ads (except the ones that say candidates are fervently Pro-Life; then they automatically get my vote), but I can't trust the papers either because they are run by a bunch of communist, liberal faggots, who HATE Jesus.

Any advice to chosing the right candidate? I always vote Republican, but there are some races where there are two republicans or an independent and a Republican, or a republican who is a liberal, socialist, Moslem-loving Cretin.


Thanks! Polls close soon. . .

Were are you? It's almost 7:45 pm EST while I am reading this. Go vote Republican NOW!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Last Minute Voting Advice?

Jesus spoke to me this very day, He told me that if there is not a R by the name on the ballot don't vote. Praise Jesus, the first REPUBLICAN.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Last Minute Voting Advice?

Jesus spoke to me this very day, He told me that if there is not a R by the name on the ballot don't vote. Praise Jesus, the first REPUBLICAN.

Wait, what, WEREN'T YOU DEAD?????

[James Dewitt]

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Wait, what, WEREN'T YOU DEAD?????

Are you back on drugs with the pasta freak. I ain't dead I was in China for a few weeks. Given the fact of what them damn slopes tried to feed me I should be dead, how many ways can you cook cat and dog?

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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James, I can't believe you are alive. I ought to wring your neck, I thought you were dead and I have had to manage this whole campaign by myself!

Do you know how inconvenient it is to have your campaign manager disappear during the most crucial weeks leading to an election, and then just HAPPEN to show up after the polls start to close?!

Were you avoiding me during the election?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Last Minute Voting Advice?

James, I can't believe you are alive. I ought to wring your neck, I thought you were dead and I have had to manage this whole campaign by myself!

Do you know how inconvenient it is to have your campaign manager disappear during the most crucial weeks leading to an election, and then just HAPPEN to show up after the polls start to close?!

Were you avoiding me during the election?

I left H Tannor in charge, I had an emergency in China. Damn EPA got on me about lead paint used in toy manufacturing again. I looked at the exit polls you are up by some 25 percent. Don't worry Brother.

[Didymus Much]

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Are you back on drugs with the pasta freak. I ain't dead I was in China for a few weeks. Given the fact of what them damn slopes tried to feed me I should be dead, how many ways can you cook cat and dog?

Well, of course I'm delighted to hear that you are unharmed. But why is your wife going by her maiden name again?

[James Dewitt]

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Let sleeping dogs sleep. Its good to be ..........

[Able's Avenger!]

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I am in EDT. Where are you, Bobby, on Prince Edward Island on vacation, or are you on triple daylight war savings time still in Landover?


Thanks for advice on Republicans. Of course, I give the R's carte blanche unless they are lib-tard, hippie, socialist shit. Sometimes, though I vote Independent, for a candidate that puts women in their proper place (women shouldn't be allowed to drive, let alone hold elected office; there's no kitchen in a courtroom or a statehouse, after all!), but I had some trouble voting. . .

I had my "God HATES Democrats, Women's Rights, Gun Control, and Anyone That Votes For Them" button on my right lapel, and my "Carl Paladino: Dysfunctional Homo Fighter!" on my left lapel.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-governor.html

Liberal bitch at the poling station gave me some sort of dirty look and then says I cannot wear them in the voting area. I wanted to give her a "rule of thumb reconning," but left my 1-inch-wide rod in the car, and was worried that would take too long before the polls closed.

So I reluctantly took them off and muttered that God hates working women, and that if I were her husband, I'd keep her at home, where she belonged. Next year, I'll show up early and be prepared to ward off heathen in the polls.


God bless Carl Paladino. I hope he puts the gays in their place, even if he has to kiss some Ortho Heeb ass to get there!