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  • frostytehsnowkow
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    • Nov 2010
    • 7

    #1

    Things I find Offensive on this forum.

    First off let me say All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part.

    It sounds like you have it in for woman, A lot of the contexts are vulgar


    Now I have a problem with the "Awards Showcase", you can't tell me a Christian website would promote these type of Awards:

    Christian Love

    Issue time: 08-19-2009 02:03 AM
    Issue reason: For being so kind to newbies and beloved all around the internet. You truly reflect the Love of Christ!


    There's NONE of this that goes around.


    Name: Real American™
    For the True Americans!
    Issue time: 08-20-2009 07:54 PM
    Issue reason:


    How about other places around the world?



    Name: Heaven Bound
    Heaven Bound
    Issue time: 01-28-2010 03:44 AM
    Issue reason: Congratulations. You are assured a place in HEAVEN. I bet you can't wait to look down on sinners and laugh at them while they roast in HELL!


    So Christian like, Jesus is sadened by people going to hell as you guys should be too, and everyone that accepts Jesus gets there place in heaven, this is completely wrong.


    Name: Protected by JESUS

    Issue time: 01-28-2010 04:44 AM
    Issue reason:

    Everyone is protected by Jesus and his Guardian Angles.



    Name: Ready for the Rapture

    Issue time: 01-30-2010 07:06 PM
    Issue reason: For being someone JESUS wants to Rapture away while all the other disgusting sinner die! GLORY!

    Yeah and we need the best people to be for the rapture, this isn't a good thing to be raptured away.


    Name: Punched the most queers
    Punched the most queers
    Issue time: 01-30-2010 07:50 PM
    Issue reason: Because I want it

    THIS IS DOWN RIGHT UNCHRISTIAN LIKE.
    My God this just gets worse and worse.



    Name: True Christian Caucasian

    Issue time: 02-01-2010 02:05 AM
    Issue reason: For being as white as JESUS! GLORY!

    Jesus loves all coloured people, this is so racists.


    Name: Teabag Patriot

    Issue time: 02-18-2010 01:35 AM
    Issue reason:

    This means, to rub your nuts on a dead person. So wrong.



    Name: One Year/1000 posts
    The first step toward Salvation™
    Issue time: 07-05-2010 08:36 PM
    Issue reason: Over 1 year and over 1000 posts of the finest True Christianity.

    Christianity is dictated by how many posts we have now?



    Name: Friend of Jesus
    Award for Jesus' best friends
    Issue time: 09-13-2010 04:36 PM
    Issue reason: For being one of JESUS' Favorite People!

    Wrong on so many levels, everyone's Jesus's friends.



    Name: 2010 Witch Hunt Award
    Awarded for bagging at least 50 witches during the 2010 witch hunting season.
    Issue time: 11-01-2010 03:36 PM
    Issue reason: Bagging the most witches and making our community more safe to live in. GLORY!

    You should be trying to make them repent, not commit murder.



    Name: Flat Earth
    For valiantly fighting the lies of blasphemous round-earthers
    Issue time: 11-01-2010 07:38 PM
    Issue reason: For valiantly fighting the lies of blasphemous round-earthers

    You guys think the world isn't round? wow, just wow.

    Now I don't know where to begin with how wrong this website is, it's not a display of Christianity at all, it's a twisted view and an alteration on what God wants, which is down right wrong, I find all of this offensive especially when you rank people as TRASH.

    Thought you're ment to save people and make them feel welcomed, not shaft them off.
  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #2
    Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

    Too Long, Didn't Read.

    Can you please sum up your issues, as many of us are preparing for Sunday services and have limited time today?

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    • Jimmy C Lombardo
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      • Mar 2009
      • 218

      #3
      Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

      I nominate you for the Biggest Dumbass of the Year Award.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22879

        #4
        Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

        Originally posted by frostytehsnowkow View Post
        [...]

        Name: Protected by JESUS

        Issue time: 01-28-2010 04:44 AM
        Issue reason:

        Everyone is protected by Jesus and his Guardian Angles.
        That would be The Right Angle, The Obtuse Angle and The Acute Angle?

        Look Frosty, if that is your name, look up "Angel" in The Bible. They aren't the two winged bringers of peace and love*, they are fierce fighting creatures with 12 wings ready to slaughter sinners at God's Command.

        Further, as The Son of God, what makes you think that Jesus would need a Guardian?

        *Drawn that way by sentimental liars to deceive the gullible.

        Frosty! Pull yourself together woman - if you are a Christian, you should at least know what Christianity (as written in KJV1611) is all about!
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Mistress Cookie
          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2008
          • 6790

          #5
          Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

          Originally posted by frostytehsnowkow View Post
          I have a problem with the "Awards Showcase"...
          Frosty, I have tried to read your initial post, and what I think is happening is you are upset that other people have so many awards, and you yourself do not have any yet. Envy is something we try to avoid.

          If you demonstrate your devotion to God™ and upholding His™ word in Thought and Deed, you'll surely get awards, too. Don't worry. The Lord™ will provide.

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          • frostytehsnowkow
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            • Nov 2010
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
            Too Long, Didn't Read.

            Can you please sum up your issues, as many of us are preparing for Sunday services and have limited time today?
            That was summed up, I don't think as a Christian you cater for my needs very well and are being unwilling to help me out .


            Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
            I nominate you for the Biggest Dumbass of the Year Award.
            Why? Because I come here and quote your, ungodly website. Demand answers and like all other Christians not strong with there faith, you divert the subject.

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            That would be The Right Angle, The Obtuse Angle and The Acute Angle?

            Look Frosty, if that is your name, look up "Angel" in The Bible. They aren't the two winged bringers of peace and love*, they are fierce fighting creatures with 12 wings ready to slaughter sinners at God's Command.

            Further, as The Son of God, what makes you think that Jesus would need a Guardian?

            *Drawn that way by sentimental liars to deceive the gullible.

            Frosty! Pull yourself together woman - if you are a Christian, you should at least know what Christianity (as written in KJV1611) is all about!
            And mocking me isn't a very Christian like, you know I ment Angel.

            I know what an Angel is, some come with peace other, you have warrior Angels.

            I never said Jesus needs one, I said, Jesus has angels to protect people, I think you're the one that needs to read their bible more.


            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
            Frosty, I have tried to read your initial post, and what I think is happening is you are upset that other people have so many awards, and you yourself do not have any yet. Envy is something we try to avoid.

            If you demonstrate your devotion to God™ and upholding His™ word in Thought and Deed, you'll surely get awards, too. Don't worry. The Lord™ will provide.
            I'm not upset on how many awards people have (I don't care, the only award I need is Jesus), I Explained in my previous points that the Awards do not dictate how Jesus would act or what he would want, quiet the opposite.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
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              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #7
              Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

              Frosty, has your Father or Husband given you permission to be on the internet persecuting us True Christians?
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              • Johannes Kirkeholm
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                True Christian™
                • Oct 2010
                • 395

                #8
                Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

                Originally posted by frostytehsnowkow View Post
                Name: Heaven Bound
                Heaven Bound
                Issue time: 01-28-2010 03:44 AM
                Issue reason: Congratulations. You are assured a place in HEAVEN. I bet you can't wait to look down on sinners and laugh at them while they roast in HELL!

                So Christian like, Jesus is sadened by people going to hell as you guys should be too, and everyone that accepts Jesus gets there place in heaven, this is completely wrong.
                If he was sad about it wouldn't our omnipotent friend make it so that nobody went to Hell?

                Name: Punched the most queers
                Punched the most queers
                Issue time: 01-30-2010 07:50 PM
                Issue reason: Because I want it

                THIS IS DOWN RIGHT UNCHRISTIAN LIKE.
                My God this just gets worse and worse.
                Yes, it's a shame that secular law prevents us from actually killing them as God commands:

                Leviticus 20:13
                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                Name: 2010 Witch Hunt Award
                Awarded for bagging at least 50 witches during the 2010 witch hunting season.
                Issue time: 11-01-2010 03:36 PM
                Issue reason: Bagging the most witches and making our community more safe to live in. GLORY!

                You should be trying to make them repent, not commit murder.
                You seem to to disagree with God on this one:

                Exodus 22:18
                Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live
                To the atheists:

                To the false christians:

                Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                Hosea 13:16
                Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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                • frostytehsnowkow
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                  • Nov 2010
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  Frosty, has your Father or Husband given you permission to be on the internet persecuting us True Christians?
                  I'm really not sure what you, are saying about 'true' Christians, please enlighten me on how to be one.

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

                    Originally posted by frostytehsnowkow View Post
                    I'm really not sure what you, are saying about 'true' Christians, please enlighten me on how to be one.
                    I'll type this slow so you understand.

                    Do you have a man's permission to be on the internet?

                    I would hope that if he's sees how you are pestering us True Christians you will get a spanking or a good smack upside the head.
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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22879

                      #11
                      Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

                      Originally posted by frostytehsnowkow View Post
                      you know I ment Angel.

                      I know what an Angel is, some come with peace other, you have warrior Angels.

                      I never said Jesus needs one, I said, Jesus has angels to protect people,[...]
                      Just where in the Bible does it say that Angels protect people? I don't know about you, but Jesus gives me all the protection I need.

                      OK, your turn - tell me about these Guardian Angels and where they appear in Scripture...
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • frostytehsnowkow
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                        • Nov 2010
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                        #12
                        Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

                        Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
                        If he was sad about it wouldn't our omnipotent friend make it so that nobody went to Hell?



                        Yes, it's a shame that secular law prevents us from actually killing them as God commands:

                        Leviticus 20:13
                        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.



                        You seem to to disagree with God on this one:

                        Exodus 22:18
                        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live
                        You can't just quote one text on the bible so I read on here. I'm just trying to get my head around here, so I can become more like Jesus.

                        I'm sure it says other texts to say you must love your Neighbour, But you guys are the experts i'm just asking some questions here! With questions comes great contradictions!

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                        • frostytehsnowkow
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                          #13
                          Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Just where in the Bible does it say that Angels protect people? I don't know about you, but Jesus gives me all the protection I need.

                          OK, your turn - tell me about these Guardian Angels and where they appear in Scripture...
                          "Exodus 23:20-23
                          "See, I am sending an angel before you, to guard you on the way and bring you to the place I have prepared.
                          [21] Be attentive to him and heed his voice. Do not rebel against him, for he will not forgive your sin. My authority resides in him.
                          [22] If you heed his voice and carry out all I tell you, I will be an enemy to your enemies and a foe to your foes.
                          [23] "My angel will go before you and bring you to the Amorites, Hittites, Perizzites, Canaanites, Hivites and Jebusites; and I will wipe them out."

                          Psalm 91:11-13
                          For God commands the angels to guard you in all your ways.
                          [12] With their hands they shall support you, lest you strike your foot against a stone.
                          [13] You shall tread upon the asp and the viper, trample the lion and the dragon

                          When you call upon Jesus for protection he sends an angel to protect you, from what I can gather.

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                          • Johannes Kirkeholm
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                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 395

                            #14
                            Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

                            Originally posted by frostytehsnowkow View Post
                            You can't just quote one text on the bible so I read on here. I'm just trying to get my head around here, so I can become more like Jesus.

                            I'm sure it says other texts to say you must love your Neighbour, But you guys are the experts i'm just asking some questions here! With questions comes great contradictions!
                            Yes, God commands us to love our neighbors. But He also commands us to seperate ourselves from satanic, atheist scum:

                            2 Corinthians 6:14-17
                            Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

                            As you see we are not to live with unbelievers and therefore we are only supposed to love other True Christians(tm)
                            To the atheists:

                            To the false christians:

                            Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                            Hosea 13:16
                            Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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                            • frostytehsnowkow
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                              #15
                              Re: Things I find Offensive on this forum.

                              Then how are you suppose to save them. If you can't be near them 'scum'.

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