[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

'Dog' the current wicker code word for coven member? I assume you mean 'Dogs of Satan' like the Catlickers have their Domicans; 'Hounds of God'.

Does that make you the 'Kennel Keeper' then Rachael?

Why I said 'dogs' (but I didn't, I said ROTTWEILERS) I mean ROTTWEILERS, attack dogs.

Here is a picture of my dear rottweilers:

Daisy and Raptor.

And I do NOT want them eating Bro Mike if it will be detrimental to their health.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Oh, please! Those chubbly mutts are supposed to be attack dogs?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

I do hope it's nothing that could endanger the health of my beautiful purebreed attack dogs.

Why I said 'dogs' (but I didn't, I said ROTTWEILERS)

So is "attack dogs" the wicker code for those members of your coven who take the active role in your unspeakable wicker goat orgies?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Oh, please! Those chubbly mutts are supposed to be attack dogs?

CHUBBY MUTTS????? It's Just as well Daisy and Raptor couldn't hear you say that.
Rottweilers in a good mood look cute. Rottweilers in attack mode look quite different. That's an old pic, anyway.
Of course Daisy and Raptor would look cute around me. But if any missionaries were to turn up...

So is "attack dogs" the wicker code for those members of your coven who take the active role in your unspeakable wicker goat orgies?

BT, PLEASE, I just POSTED the picture of my ROTTWEILERS!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

CHUBBY MUTTS????? It's Just as well Daisy and Raptor couldn't hear you say that.
Rottweilers in a good mood look cute. Rottweilers in attack mode look quite different. That's an old pic, anyway.
Of course Daisy and Raptor would look cute around me. But if any missionaries were to turn up...


BT, PLEASE, I just POSTED the picture of my ROTTWEILERS!!!

I notice you don't deny that your rottweilers take the active role in your unspeakable liberal goat orgies.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

I notice you don't deny that your rottweilers take the active role in your unspeakable liberal goat orgies.

There are no goat orgies. Their role is to protect me, my husband and daughter. Which they do quite well, I might add. old

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

There no goat orgies. Their role is to protect me, my husband and daughter. Which they do quite well, I might add.

So you have to have a couple of huge attack dogs living in your hovel to protect you? Why don't you live in a civilized country instead of Botswanna-by-the-sea??

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

This country is civilized........mostly. And hey, if some people can have their guns in the house, and Lilith can have her panther cat I can have my rottweilers.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

This country is civilized........mostly. And hey, if some people can have their guns in the house, and Lilith can have her panther cat I can have my rottweilers.

How can you compare having a firearm for self protection to keeping a creature that sucks the life blood from your body while you sleep like your's and Lilith's familars?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Bah. Guard animals are even better. You can't accidently kill yourself or anyone else with a guard dog....unless the dog gets rabies or goes insane some other way.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Bah. Guard animals are even better. You can't accidently kill yourself or anyone else with a guard dog....unless the dog gets rabies or goes insane some other way.

Hahahah.

Pit bull attacks toddler

Woman mauled by bull terrier

7 year old boy mauled by two rottweilers (sound familiar?)

Pit bull named Cujo attacks four year old child

Girl, 2, mauled by dog

Pit bull digs under one fence, jumps another, and kills neighbour's two dogs

Face it: those mutts you have are brutal attacks waiting to happen. They are the Arabs of the animal kingdom. You should do the decent, humane thing: Get your husband (or the nearest proper man, if your husband's wrists are too limp) to smash their skulls open with a hammer, then sell them to Wu Lin's, and tithe the proceeds to God's favourite church.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Hahahah.

Pit bull attacks toddler

Woman mauled by bull terrier

7 year old boy mauled by two rottweilers (sound familiar?)

Pit bull named Cujo attacks four year old child

Girl, 2, mauled by dog

Pit bull digs under one fence, jumps another, and kills neighbour's two dogs

Face it: those mutts you have are brutal attacks waiting to happen. They are the Arabs of the animal kingdom. You should do the decent, humane thing: Get your husband (or the nearest proper man, if your husband's wrists are too limp) to smash their skulls open with a hammer, then sell them to Wu Lin's, and tithe the proceeds to God's favourite church.

I can't read the rottweiler story, it says I have to log in or something. NO ONE is taking Daisy and Raptor, my precious pooches, to be killed. They are very well trained, thankyou very much.

As to Wu Lin's, I sent them all those spiders, and you're still not satisfied?? There's no pleasing you people, is there

I WAS going to offer to have them eat Brother Mike, seeing as his decomposing corpse is probably stinking up the landover hospital if you haven't removed it, but as Lilith pointed out, I don't want them catching anything weird.

[lilith]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Why I said 'dogs' (but I didn't, I said ROTTWEILERS) I mean ROTTWEILERS, attack dogs.

Here is a picture of my dear rottweilers:
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Daisy and Raptor.

And I do NOT want them eating Bro Mike if it will be detrimental to their health.

They're gorgeous & I happen to know that Rottweilers are just big soppy dates.
Unless they're provoked by some idiot waving a bible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

They're gorgeous & I happen to know that Rottweilers are just big soppy dates.

And in another thread, Ms. VanHellbound claimed that "bestiality is reviled by everyone, not just Christians". I guess we see though THAT little subtrefuge....

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Zeke!! For a christian pastor you sure have a dirty mind!! Lilith was NOT implying that she has sex with rottweilers, merely that rottweilers are, under the tough exterior, sweet and affectionate dogs who are extremely loyal to their masters.