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  • Rebuko the Clown
    The Friendliest Clown in Town™
    Proud recovering ex-alcoholic, ex-addict, and ex-convict
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 197

    #16
    Re: Birds Dropping Dead in AR; First sign of the Rapture

    Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
    No surprise in it happening in Louisiana!

    It is a cesspool of Democrats!
    It's also the birthplace of Britney Spears. That cannot be a coincedence! I think God mightve been offended by the people of Louisiana trying to stop BP from drilling in our oceans. Those oil drillers managed to get millions of barrels of oil seeping into the sea, where it couldve been collected and help fuel our God-given SUVs but instead the liberals put a plug in it. That is what happens when you interfere with God's plans for nature!!!


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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22885

      #17
      Re: Is Armageddon Approaching? Signs and Wonders!

      The world cast into darkness, dead birds, fish drowning! Rumors are spreading of The End of Days whilst scientists are now trying to pass these things off as "coincidences".

      I have donned my white Rapture Robe. (As it's cold, I've put it on over my normal clothes, I'm sure Jesus will not mind.)

      PS The Finger of Jesus is remarkable - perfectly manicured and shaped! I think it is pointing at Obama. Thank you Brother W/O!
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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #18
        Re: Is Armageddon Approaching? Signs and Wonders!

        Don't forget the sign of the Blood Red Moon last month!

        GLORY! The END is Near!

        I need to go get my hair and nails done so I look beautiful for JESUS. I could be HIS bride if Zeke doesn't hurry up.

        HURRY JESUS - DO NOT TARRY!
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        • Gabriel Reproba
          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2479

          #19
          Re: Is Armageddon Approaching? Signs and Wonders!

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          The Finger of Jesus is remarkable - perfectly manicured and shaped! I think it is pointing at Obama. Thank you Brother W/O!
          If you excuse the potty mouth humor, I would think he is only pointing it at Obama if it is middle finger!
          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #20
            Re: Birds Dropping Dead in AR; First sign of the Rapture

            I heard they speak French there. That says it all, really.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #21
              Re: Birds Dropping Dead in AR; First sign of the Rapture

              Did anyone mention the 100,000 fish dying

              The liebrals are trying to say it was "thunder". Really? for 6,000 years birds and thunder have coexisted, but now it's too much for them? And they wonder why we say scientists are full of it?
              Drama queen

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              • Jedediah
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Fisher of Men
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2010
                • 6824

                #22
                Re: Birds Dropping Dead in AR; First sign of the Rapture

                Take me Home, LORD! Oh, Sweet Jesus, take me HOME!

                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #23
                  Re: Birds Dropping Dead in AR; First sign of the Rapture

                  I'm ready LORD. Take ME away while all the sinners perish!!

                  Ezekiel 38:20
                  The fish of the sea, the birds of the air, the beasts of the field, every creature that moves along the ground, and all the people on the face of the earth will tremble at my presence. The mountains will be overturned, the cliffs will crumble and every wall will fall to the ground.

                  Hosea 4
                  Hear the word of the LORD, you Israelites, because the LORD has a charge to bring against you who live in the land: "There is no faithfulness, no love, no acknowledgment of God in the land. There is only cursing, lying and murder, stealing and adultery; they break all bounds, and bloodshed follows bloodshed. Because of this the land dries up, and all who live in it waste away; the beasts of the field, the birds in the sky and the fish in the sea are swept away ..."

                  Zephaniah 1:3
                  "I will sweep away both men and animals; I will sweep away the birds of the air and the fish of the sea. The wicked will have only heaps of rubble when I cut off man from the face of the earth," declares the LORD.
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                  • Johny Joe Hold
                    Mayor of Freehold
                     
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 12691

                    #24
                    Re: Birds Dropping Dead in AR; First sign of the Rapture

                    I've been reading lieable press coverage of this story across the country. No one can give a scientific explanation, but they won't pay attention to a theological one.

                    The one they give the most attention to is that the birds were frightened, and flew into each other. What??? Have ever heard of feather pillows? They are soft. Birds are covered with, guess what???

                    That the explanation of feather pillows crashing into one another makes more sense than the rapture that has been predicted by our most holy book is just disgusting.
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • ManyPaths
                      Unsaved trash, liberal feminazi
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 69

                      #25
                      Re: Birds Dropping Dead in AR; First sign of the Rapture

                      I dunno about the rapture, but there's been a lot of freaky stuff happening lately! I mean, this happened on NeW Year's Eve as we're moving into 2011 (1 year before 2012!! Mayan calendar! Atlantis!) and just a couple of weeks ago there was a full moon on the WINTER SOLSTICE! THese are signs people! Personally I think we're all going to take on our astral bodies some time in 2012, but if you know anything about mysticism, u know that certain things have to happen first.

                      Maybe we're talking about the same thing here. For the Mayans, 2012 is the end of an era and the beginning of a new one. Maybe when u talk about the rapture, your thinking about the same thing I am when we all move from this plane to the astral plane. Like I always said, different religions are just different ways of getting to the same thing and we have to find the path that works best for us.

                      Human beings are made of body, mind and spirit.
                      Of these, spirit is primary,
                      for it connects us to the source of everything,
                      the eternal field of consciousness.
                      -Deepak Chopra

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                      • Gabriel Reproba
                        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2479

                        #26
                        Re: Birds Dropping Dead in AR; First sign of the Rapture

                        MORE mass animal deaths:



                        Millions of dead fish surfaced in Maryland's Chesapeake Bay in the U.S., Tuesday, while similar unexplained mass fish deaths occurred across the world in Brazil and New Zealand. On Wednesday, 50 birds were found dead on a street in Sweden. The news come after recents reports of mysterious massive bird and fish deaths days prior in Arkansas and Louisiana.

                        GET ME TO MY RAPTURE READ ROOM!
                        Yours In Christ,

                        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #27
                          Re: Birds Dropping Dead in AR; First sign of the Rapture

                          Originally posted by ManyPaths View Post
                          I dunno about the rapture, but there's been a lot of freaky stuff happening lately! I mean, this happened on NeW Year's Eve as we're moving into 2011 (1 year before 2012!! Mayan calendar! Atlantis!) and just a couple of weeks ago there was a full moon on the WINTER SOLSTICE! THese are signs people! Personally I think we're all going to take on our astral bodies some time in 2012, but if you know anything about mysticism, u know that certain things have to happen first.

                          Maybe we're talking about the same thing here. For the Mayans, 2012 is the end of an era and the beginning of a new one.
                          I beg to differ. I don't think 2012 is going to be the beginning of anything for the Mayans. The dagos killed them all, remember? Sorry to break it to you, but these things happen.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #28
                            Re: Is Armageddon Approaching? Signs and Wonders!

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            Don't forget the sign of the Blood Red Moon last month!

                            GLORY! The END is Near!

                            I need to go get my hair and nails done so I look beautiful for JESUS. I could be HIS bride if Zeke doesn't hurry up.

                            HURRY JESUS - DO NOT TARRY!
                            Well on top of the blood red moon, I found out that the sun was blotted out yesterday.

                            I don't ever remember a lunar eclipse and solar eclipse happening in the same month before.

                            JESUS PLEASE COME QUICKLY
                            Drama queen

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                            • Gabriel Reproba
                              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2479

                              #29
                              Re: Birds Dropping Dead in AR; First sign of the Rapture

                              And now it is 40,000 crabs dying at once!

                              http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/...ow/7223955.cms

                              Get right with GOD NOW!!!
                              Yours In Christ,

                              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                              Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                              Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                              Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                              The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                              Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                              How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                              20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                              God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                              Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                              Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                              Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

                              Comment

                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: Birds Dropping Dead in AR; First sign of the Rapture

                                Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                                And now it is 40,000 crabs dying at once!

                                http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/...ow/7223955.cms

                                Get right with GOD NOW!!!
                                And not just any old crabs either!
                                Over 40,000 dead crabs have washed up along the coast in Britain, and environmental experts say the cold weather is to blame.

                                The Velvet swimming crabs - also called devil crabs - were found dead in beaches around Thanet in Kent along with smaller numbers of whelks, sponges and anemones, The Daily Mail reported Wednesday.
                                40,000 dead devils washing up on the beach? These truly are the End Times!
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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