Hickey paralyzes New Zealand woman

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

A Landover we do our best to warn of the evils of lust. Sometimes the message falls on stony ground and no more so where certain types of person are perhaps, because of their animalistic desires, low IQ, and lack of morals, unable to comprehend the Word of The Lord.

It is noteworthy that Maoris (Abos from New Zealand) are dying out. This is because even their own men don’t want to breed with the women who are remarkable for their ugliness.

It seems that in an attempt to bring a Maori baby into the world, some selfless Abo male closed his eyes and instead of biting the pillow, bit he neck, which I doubt had ever been washed.

The Lord’s Wrath was instant:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41188500/ns/world_news-weird_news/

A woman was partially paralyzed from a hickey that caused her to have a small stroke, the New Zealand Medical Journal said according to a media report.

The 44-year-old New Zealander went to the emergency room after she found that she couldn't move her left arm while she was watching TV, The Christchurch Press reported.

Doctors concluded that she had had a stroke but were perplexed as to why, the paper said. Then they found a "love bite" on her neck near a major artery, and discovered a clot in the artery beneath the hickey — a small vertical bruise.

"Because it was a love bite there would be a lot of suction," said Dr. Wu, who attended to the woman over a year ago at the Middlemore Hospital in Auckland, according to the paper. "Because of the physical trauma it had made a bit of bruising inside the vessel."
He added the clot traveled to the woman's heart and caused the stroke.

"We looked at the medical literature and that example of having a love bite causing something like that hasn't been described before," Dr Wu said.
The Maori woman was treated with an anticoagulant and the clot disappeared within a week, doctors said.

True Christian™ men! Keep away from savages!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Hickeys Cause Comas - More Evidence That God Hates Fornicators

Mod Note: I merged these two threads. Seems we are all being vigilant for signs of God's love!

If you are like me, you are constantly looking for ways to scare the bejebus out of your daughters about fornication. Well, good news! In a story from New Zealand today, it was revealed that a woman was put into a coma due to kissing!

From the story:

A New Zealand woman was temporarily partially paralyzed by a hickey on her neck from her amorous partner, AFP reported Friday.

The 44-year-old woman went to the emergency department of Middlemore Hospital in Auckland last year after experiencing loss of movement in her left arm while watching television, doctors reported in the New Zealand Medical Journal.

Doctors concluded the woman had suffered a mild stroke but were puzzled about its cause until they found a small vertical bruise on her neck near a major artery, a hickey, she received a few days earlier.

"Because it was a love bite there would be a lot of suction," one of the doctors who treated her, Teddy Wu, told the Christchurch Press.

"Because of the physical trauma it had made a bit of bruising inside the vessel. There was a clot in the artery underneath where the hickey was."

Wu said the clot dislodged and traveled to the woman's heart, where it caused a minor stroke that led to the loss of movement.

"We looked around the medical literature and that example of having a love bite causing something like that hasn't been described before," he said.

The medic said the woman recovered after being treated with an anti-coagulant.

Now, I know what you are going to say. "Gabe!" I hear you say. "Gabe, this is a New Zealand woman. How can you prove that God smote her due to fornication and not because God hates New Zealand?" My reply is "Does it matter? If the story will stop our precious little daughters from kissing boys, we should use it, even if we twist the truth a bit."