At last! Someone Stones a Queer.

[Rapture Eddie]

Leviticus 20:13

Murray Seidman, Pennsylvania Man, Stoned To Death

MEDIA, Pa. — A 70-year-old man was stoned to death with a rock stuffed in a sock by a younger friend who alleged the victim made unwanted sexual advances, authorities said.

According to the criminal complaint, John Thomas, 28, of Upper Darby, a Philadelphia suburb, told police he killed Murray Seidman of nearby Lansdowne because the Bible refers to stoning homosexuals.

"I stoned Murray with a rock in a sock,"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/18/murray-seidman-pennsylvania-man-stoned-to-death_n_837655.html

Huffington Post giving us some good news for a change.

[Alphonse Alban]

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This may be the 3rd thread I've seen in this forum regarding the matter, but this joyous news surely deserves every single one of them

Glory!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Is it a stoning when its in sock? I mean Jesus is big on correct forms.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Is it a stoning when its in sock? I mean Jesus is big on correct forms.

I was bit cautious with the sock too, as I am no expert on the matter of stoning. However, after I saw Mr. Ezekiel Bathfire "willing to believe that this is an acceptable method" in this post (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...02&postcount=1) I felt confident enough to shout glory here.

I mean for the stoning part, the gay bit is obviously OK.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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He had it coming, God bless America!

[James Hutchins]

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The stoning of men who lay with other men is quite common where I live. It just does not warrant mentioning where there are more important issues like parking meters and potential handicapped parking spots.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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John Thomas...told police he killed Murray Seidman of nearby Lansdowne because the Bible refers to stoning homosexuals.

"I stoned Murray with a rock in a sock,"

Have I seen this man's work in our Poetry Corner? Was there any more to the rhyme?

(I only ask as I am collecting poems for a forthcoming Christian journal.)

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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No doubt the secular so called 'Powers that be' will convict this valiant Christian soldier who only crime was not the want to be repeatedly, vigourously and repeatedly anally raped in his rectum by the penile member of an obvious queer.

Take that, Obama!

YIC

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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No doubt the secular so called 'Powers that be' will convict this valiant Christian soldier who only crime was not the want to be repeatedly, vigourously and repeatedly anally raped in his rectum by the penile member of an obvious queer.

Take that, Obama!

YIC

I believe that Jesus will protect him, though the liberally biased medias will certainly lie and SAY that he was convicted. Certainly our Lord and Savior would not allow this champion of traditional marriage and procreation to be raped anally in one of Obama's queer FEMA dungeons!

[Bjorn Jensen]

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This is just another example of that the United States of America is a very Christian country, i truly hope that this stoning sent out a message to all gays (aka anal rapists) in America (especially in California and Oregon) that they should stop being gay, or get stoned!

[Godfly]

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I wish I had thought of using a sock. As my queer bashing club is fond of pointing out I throwlike a girl and my last queer got away.

[Deaner]

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Is it a stoning when its in sock? I mean Jesus is big on correct forms.

Maybe a "socking"?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Maybe a "socking"?

I think that's a sodomite sexual practice, Brother.

[Deaner]

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I think that's a sodomite sexual practice, Brother.

Christ forgive me.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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I wish I had thought of using a sock. As my queer bashing club is fond of pointing out I throwlike a girl and my last queer got away.

I have found that setting traps on the front lawn, bear traps set up next to a makshift floral display, and flower gardens(they seem to be drawn to the and are quite unable to resist them) makes the task of stoning homers much easier, with less physical exertion on my part; their reactions to the traps are similar to how insects seem to gather around lights at night.