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Sister! Perhaps if you Bake yourself an extra-special Birth-day Cake, this just might be the day Pastor Ezekiel Proposes Marriage to you! Holy Wedlock!!!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, DAISY MAE JOHNSON!
Happy Birthday my Sister!
May Jesus bless you on your special day!
In the love of Christ,
Brother Harold PorterMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Blessed Birthday, DAISY MAE JOHNSON!
Nah, I think I bought her shoes again. She likes shoes.Originally posted by SUV View Post
Sister! Perhaps if you Bake yourself an extra-special Birth-day Cake, this just might be the day Pastor Ezekiel Proposes Marriage to you! Holy Wedlock!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Blessed Birthday, DAISY MAE JOHNSON!
Happy birthday, Sister! And good luck with that trouble with your scooter that Brother Harold mentioned.
That wasn't supposed to be a secret, was it?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, DAISY MAE JOHNSON!
Blessed Birthday Sister! May Jesus add many more years before He calls you back to His Bosom again.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, DAISY MAE JOHNSON!
Do have a happy birthday, and let me know if that young man of yours starts being 'frisky'
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, DAISY MAE JOHNSON!
Happy Birthday little lady! I'd offer a hug but after last time, it took six months before Zeke stopped scowling at me. I had no idea you were so skinny that my arms reached more than all the way around you. So perhaps just a nod and a vigorous handshake this time.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, DAISY MAE JOHNSON!
Daisy Mae, my dear friend, I purchased your gift three months ago in anticipation of this grand occasion while traveling throughout Europe spreading the Word of the Lord to Unsaved® gypsies, pollacks, slavs and other demi-humans. It was purchased in Amsterdam and I believe you will enjoy it for years to come. Stop by the mansion sometime and I will present it to you.
Happy birthday!!!Master of Godly Debating
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Re: Blessed Birthday, DAISY MAE JOHNSON!
Wishing you a doubly blessed birthday with many more to follow!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, DAISY MAE JOHNSON!
...and to think that when I wore these to Church last week Pastor criticised me for being "dowdy" 
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Re: Blessed Birthday, DAISY MAE JOHNSON!
That was some gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood pie. Fresh pie and my Dicken's Cider. Almost thought it was my birthday.Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View PostOh, you are soooo sweet! How does about tomorrow sound? Around lunch time. I'll bring my famous pie.Master of Godly Debating
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Re: Blessed Birthday, DAISY MAE JOHNSON!
You might want to suggest some undergarment to go with that new dress and shoes to your fiance:Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View PostThanks all! And thank you especially Zeke for my beautiful pair of pink shoes. Now I have to find a dress to go with it. I'll wear them to dinner tonight.
It might encourage him to propose quicker because most men stop buying the expensive stuff when they finally close the deal.
Oh, and Happy Birthday.
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, DAISY MAE JOHNSON!
Congratulations. Your birthdays are too noisy so I will not be visiting.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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