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  • #76
    Re: Colonic Demons?

    Are you serious? Sulfur is a compound found in many foods. So this must mean that I have ass demons? Landover is a total joke. I see no way how you brainwashed people can justify your ever so biased claims.
    The Earth is spherical.

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    • #77
      Re: Colonic Demons?

      Originally posted by planeman09 View Post
      Is this a joke? or should I really be worried about demons in my butt?
      Typical of the unsaved that they think God is joking about His concern for their anal health and cleanliness. Demons are not a laughing matter.

      Others said, These are not the words of him that hath a devil. Can a devil open the eyes of the blind? John 10:21

      No - only God can open your eyes to the danger of not looking after your anus properly!
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      • #78
        Re: Colonic Demons?

        Originally posted by KHSkunk View Post
        Are you serious? Sulfur is a compound found in many foods.
        And yet he cannot see how easy it is for a demon to hide anywhere it finds an opening...

        13And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand and were choked in the sea. Mark 5:13

        Yes, demons in food! There is none so blind as they who will not look for the TRUTH in the Bible.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #79
          Re: Colonic Demons?

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          And yet he cannot see how easy it is for a demon to hide anywhere it finds an opening...

          13And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand and were choked in the sea. Mark 5:13

          Yes, demons in food! There is none so blind as they who will not look for the TRUTH in the Bible.
          Huh? That makes absolutely no sense. Demons in food? You also stated that these, demons, hide anywhere it finds and opening. There are many openings in the human body, yet this homosexual church cult called Landover decided to pick the anus for it's "main" abode. Nice...
          The Earth is spherical.

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          • #80
            Re: Colonic Demons?

            Originally posted by KHSkunk View Post
            Huh? That makes absolutely no sense. Demons in food? You also stated that these, demons, hide anywhere it finds and opening. There are many openings in the human body, yet this homosexual church cult called Landover decided to pick the anus for it's "main" abode. Nice...
            I show you clear evidence that demons can enter food and you mock?

            Is there no end to your atheistic pride and blowhard rantings?

            It's obvious that demons may enter the anus especially if, like you, an atheist and therefore filthy sodomite and baby-eater you willingly accept another man's member entering you. What better way to be filled with Satan?

            9Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, 10For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine; 11According to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which was committed to my trust. Timothy 1:9, 10, 11

            It's not too late for you to turn to the laws of Christ and repent your woeful disregard for keeping your anus free of demons.

            Yes, there are many openings in the human body! And trust you, a godless freak, to seek to find new orifices for your perversions! God loves you in the right way yet you persist in loving other men in the wrong way!!!
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #81
              Re: Colonic Demons?

              Chill with the conclusions, pal. I do believe in God. I just don't twist religion up and follow some retarded cult like you do. Now, just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't make them a sodomizing homosexual. Just because you feel vulnerable and insecure doesn't mean you need to bash on others. Man, no manners. Still, you really have not shown me any proof of a demon. But, I will show you proof that the Earth is spherical.
              Pretty, right? Aurora Borealis, something you probably don't believe in but whatever.
              The Earth is spherical.

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              • #82
                Re: Colonic Demons?

                You are a fucking dumb ass.
                WAKE UP!!!!

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                • #83
                  Re: Colonic Demons?

                  Originally posted by KHSkunk View Post
                  Chill with the conclusions, pal. I do believe in God. I just don't twist religion up and follow some retarded cult like you do.
                  Please show us three instances in the Bible where we have twisted its meaning. Come on, this should be easy, right? Book, chapter, verse please.

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • #84
                    Re: Colonic Demons?

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    Please show us three instances in the Bible where we have twisted its meaning. Come on, this should be easy, right? Book, chapter, verse please.
                    Is the Bible a religion? No, it's scripture that belongs to a religion. Now, Reverend Sags a lot. You people believe in white supremacy, right? That's against the will of God, you should know that. You also believe that every other religion except for Christianity is unholy. Go back in time, Christianity derived FROM Judaism, cool right? Well God wants us to worship peacefully, not bag on other religions. Third, you think that America is the "holy" land, and that other countries are full of non-believers and Satanists. Really? You people make me sick.
                    The Earth is spherical.

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                    • #85
                      Re: Colonic Demons?

                      Originally posted by KHSkunk View Post
                      Is the Bible a religion? No, it's scripture that belongs to a religion. Now, Reverend Sags a lot. You people believe in white supremacy, right? That's against the will of God, you should know that.
                      Book, chapter, verse?

                      You also believe that every other religion except for Christianity is unholy.
                      Book, chapter, verse?

                      Go back in time, Christianity derived FROM Judaism, cool right? Well God wants us to worship peacefully, not bag on other religions.
                      Book, chapter, verse?
                      Third, you think that America is the "holy" land, and that other countries are full of non-believers and Satanists. Really? You people make me sick.
                      Book, chapter, verse?

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • #86
                        Re: Colonic Demons?

                        Originally posted by KHSkunk View Post
                        Is the Bible a religion? No, it's scripture that belongs to a religion. Now, Reverend Sags a lot. You people believe in white supremacy, right? That's against the will of God, you should know that. You also believe that every other religion except for Christianity is unholy. Go back in time, Christianity derived FROM Judaism, cool right? Well God wants us to worship peacefully, not bag on other religions. Third, you think that America is the "holy" land, and that other countries are full of non-believers and Satanists. Really? You people make me sick.
                        Racism is not tolerated here.

                        Christianity without scripture is meaningless. How do you know what God wants if you don't get it from scripture? Do you just make it up yourself?
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • #87
                          Re: Colonic Demons?

                          Originally posted by KHSkunk View Post
                          Chill with the conclusions, pal. I do believe in God. I just don't twist religion up and follow some retarded cult like you do. Now, just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't make them a sodomizing homosexual. Just because you feel vulnerable and insecure doesn't mean you need to bash on others. Man, no manners. Still, you really have not shown me any proof of a demon. But, I will show you proof that the Earth is spherical.
                          Pretty, right? Aurora Borealis, something you probably don't believe in but whatever.
                          I notice you seek to distract us from your love of accepting Satan into your anus with your supposed photographs of Earth. You, of course, took that picture yourself and can vouch for its authenticity! No, thought not! It's just hearsay from the very scientistic atheists that seek to overturn the one word of TRUTH that can be found in the Bible.

                          While you dwell on this nonsense the Father of lies is infesting your body via your colon.

                          Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, Romans 1:22
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • #88
                            Re: Colonic Demons?

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            Racism is not tolerated here.
                            Oh really?

                            Don't see any awards for being an ASIAN Christian, or Black, or Native American, or Middle Eastern. Just Caucasian.
                            The Earth is spherical.

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                            • #89
                              Re: Colonic Demons?

                              Originally posted by KHSkunk View Post
                              Oh really?

                              Don't see any awards for being an ASIAN Christian, or Black, or Native American, or Middle Eastern. Just Caucasian.
                              More distraction!

                              Your inability to just man up and clean up your anus then your soul is the problem here, sonny.

                              It's not our fault Jesus was white and if other races can't handle that then so be it! Why else is the Bible written in English?
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • #90
                                Re: Colonic Demons?

                                Originally posted by KHSkunk View Post
                                Oh really?

                                Don't see any awards for being an ASIAN Christian, or Black, or Native American, or Middle Eastern. Just Caucasian.
                                Can you PROVE that we have no such awards? Can you PROVE that Jesus is not the Son of God?

                                Besides, Jesus was white. So being white is Christ-like and worthy of some praise.

                                Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;


                                Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.
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