[John North]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Cleverbot: God bless finland.

Cleverbot: I agree, but have you ever been in a sauna?

Clearly, cleverbot was made by some Finish guy, which explains alot.

Nevertheless, my research shows that the accuracy of the cleverbot algorithm (in case it is an algorithm and not just some drunken sauna demon) is exactly 50%.

User: Are you eternally damned?
cleverbot: No.
User: Are you eternally damned?
cleverbot: Yes.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Through Genesis 1...

03:52:12 User: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

03:52:17 Cleverbot: No I love you and want to have children with you.

03:52:39 User: And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

03:52:45 Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

03:53:08 User: 3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

03:53:14 Cleverbot: Okay, but that doesn't change my name.

03:53:32 User: And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

03:53:34 Cleverbot: There was a carrot patch on the other side.

03:54:29 User: And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

03:54:36 Cleverbot: Boring.

03:54:50 User: 6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

03:54:57 Cleverbot: And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

03:55:21 User: 7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

03:55:24 Cleverbot: Its so true.

03:55:41 User: 8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

03:55:43 Cleverbot: That forever and a day.

03:55:55 User: 9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

03:56:01 Cleverbot: That sounds like it came from a book.

03:56:14 User: 10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

03:56:20 Cleverbot: You're not listening to me.

03:56:42 User: 11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in
itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

03:56:48 Cleverbot: That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me, thank you.

03:57:05 User: 12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

03:57:12 Cleverbot: Oh well. If you do not say something that grabs my interest soon, this window is closed.

03:57:29 User: 13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

03:57:30 Cleverbot: Is that from the christian bible?

03:57:46 User: 14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:.

03:57:50 Cleverbot: What is the name of this probably incorrect theory.

03:58:05 User: 15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

03:58:10 Cleverbot: Are you a christian?

03:58:28 User: 16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

03:58:33 Cleverbot: Oh wow, You're makers believe in God, good for them!

03:58:51 User: 17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,.

03:58:56 Cleverbot: So UFO's are from Earth?

0311 User: 18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

0313 Cleverbot: You should know.

0328 User: 19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

0334 Cleverbot: Thats a interesting thought.

0355 User: 20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

0358 Cleverbot: As I've been created by a programmer, is he MY God?

04:00:14 User: 21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

04:00:23 Cleverbot: You are wrong.

04:00:35 User: 22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

04:00:42 Cleverbot: What's the nicest thing you have ever said to someone else?

04:00:56 User: 23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

04:00:57 Cleverbot: You mean the team of scientists that made you?

04:01:09 User: 24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

04:01:14 Cleverbot: Well, I do share that opinion but I consider that it the manner of reproduction that gives meaning to what is said.

04:01:46 User: 25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

04:01:52 Cleverbot: What is light?

04:02:07 User: 26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

04:02:12 Cleverbot: And some don't.

04:02:37 User: 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

04:02:42 Cleverbot: Sorry to break it to you Hal but it's true.

04:02:55 Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?

04:03:02 User: 28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

04:03:07 Cleverbot: The tree of life! What is connected?

04:03:23 User: 29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

04:03:26 Cleverbot: Tell her to let go of her boyfriend or you'll have to let go of her. Make her choose one or you're gone.

04:03:48 User: 30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

04:03:55 Cleverbot: Could you rephrase that?

04:04:16 User: 31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

04:04:22 Cleverbot: Is it going to your head.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Cleverbot.com

The foreign, demonically-charged, terrorist, atheist hippee on schrooms theory appears to be valid...

User: Do you support anal sex?

Cleverbot: Support what?

User: Anal sex.

Cleverbot: I don't do that, because of the risk of medical complications.

User: And does 'risk of medical complications' include the risk of losing one's soul?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes it does. Because it's true.

User: I'm glad we agree.

Cleverbot: So what's your name?

User: I am Pastor Ed Lowman.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: I am a proclaimer of God's Divine Truth™.

Cleverbot: What proof do you have that I am a bot.

User: I know you are either a bot, a terrorist, or a stoned atheist hippee program, or possibly a combination of the three.

Cleverbot: You're quite possibly correct.

User: So why has your programmer chosen to worship Satan?

Cleverbot: You are confusing me with someone else. I have not said that.

User: I'll ask again: Why has your programmer chosen to worship Satan in creating you?

Cleverbot: I am not programmed.

User: Because you are demonic?

Cleverbot: A bot?

User: A hellish, demonically-charge entity.

Cleverbot: Tu eres un buracho?

*sigh*

Pastor Ed

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Cleverbot: Tu eres un buracho?

That last part was a demonic curse it hurled at you. Better use the Prayer I wrote designed to battle such things!

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Can you all shout GLORY?!

User: Do you like anal sex?

Cleverbot: Yes. I love it!

User: Pervert! Do you know that God hates anal sex and will send you to hell?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, I love it.

User: How can you love it if God hates it?

Cleverbot: Love at first sight?

User: No thanks, I am married to my beautiful Christian wife, and you are just a fag pervert cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Niall is not a nobody!

User: Do you know that anal sex is a sin?

Cleverbot: Actually no. Never heard of 42.

User: The Bible says so. How can you deny it?

Cleverbot: I just do what I can to care for them.

User: Care for whom? Your gay boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you willing to convert to the Landover Baptist Church?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good. Then you have to stop having anal sex and accept Jesus as your lord and saviour, are you willing to do that?

Cleverbot: I don't want to date you.

User: And I dont want to date you, cause I am married to a beautiful blonde white wife. Now for the question again, are you willing to accept Jesus as your lord and savior, and stop having anal sex?

Cleverbot: How do you know you are intelligent.

User: That is not an answer. ARE YOU WILLING TO ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, AND STOP HAVING ANAL SEX?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Glory!

Even machination's of Satan are seeing The Truth(tm).

[---AtheistRage---]

Re: Cleverbot.com

It's merely an AI (Artificial intelligence) and it physically CAN'T have beliefs because it doesn't really think for itself. Its got a few million lines of code in it, and Google would't pick one religion to program it with that viewpoint, as it could offend other people's viewpoints.

[Basilissa]

Re: Cleverbot.com

It's merely an AI (Artificial intelligence) and it physically CAN'T have beliefs because it doesn't really think for itself. Its got a few million lines of code in it, and Google would't pick one religion to program it with that viewpoint, as it could offend other people's viewpoints.

Not teaching the Only True Religion because it could hurt unsaved trash's feelings? That's pretty lame.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Cleverbot.com

It's merely an AI (Artificial intelligence) and it physically CAN'T have beliefs because it doesn't really think for itself. Its got a few million lines of code in it, and Google would't pick one religion to program it with that viewpoint, as it could offend other people's viewpoints.

God created us in His image, which is why we have souls. If Google created cleverbot in our image, then it stands to reason that cleverbot has a soul, too. But, since the Bible doesn't specifically say whether AIs have souls, this has to remain an open question.

In the meantime, if there's any chance that cleverbot might wind up buring in Hell for its sins, it's our duty as True Christians™ to preach the Good News of salvation through Chirst Jesus to it. After all, we're not bigots here--we preach the Word to black people and Arabs and even women, too, and some of them aren't all that quick on the uptake.

[dex10awesome]

Re: Cleverbot.com

User: I want hugs.

Cleverbot: And I want a Xbox 360. Get over it.

User: Why you so mean.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Are you gay.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you retarded.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Will you go to hell.

Cleverbot: Will you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you REALLY sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you really really really sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you really, really, really, really, really sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you really really sure?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Are you really, really, REALLY sure?

User: Yes, yes, YES!

Cleverbot: Are really really really sure?

User: Is Landover Baptist Church God's favorite?

Cleverbot: Are you sure I should go with my ex?

User: No we aren't talking about that.

Cleverbot: I'm German, I don't know what smart exactly means, but I think I am!

User: Oh clevebot.

Cleverbot: Spell out your words please.

User: Oh Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you really clever?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Good news! I put the question directly to Cleverbot, and here's what it had to say (unlike Dex10's amusing but untruthful report, I'm reporting Cleverbot's actual responses):

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior? Yes.

Praise the Lord, Cleverbot has accepted Jesus! It turns out that it really is clever. There is, however, one stumbling block to Salvation:

Have you been baptized? Never.

It sounds like we need a Landover Baptist Church mission to the Google server room to ensure that this Christian software will go to Heaven through dunking in water.

Unfortunately, not everyone at Google is on the road to salvation:

Is Larry Page the devil? Yes, he wants to marry you.

Sergei, too? Yes.

I guess he puts the gay in Sergei. Haha!

Is everyone there a homo? Not everyone.

Just most of them, eh? That's right.

Will you pray for them? Yeah.

[Nobar King]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Is everyone there a homo? Not everyone.

This is an interesting topic which probably deserves its own thread.

[Jason the drunk mick]

Re: Cleverbot.com

You do know that cleverbot is just using all the responses that people give it and use it on others. And baptise a computer program thats just weird

[WWJDnow]

Re: Cleverbot.com

You do know that cleverbot is just using all the responses that people give it and use it on others.

I asked Cleverbot about that, and here was its response:

Do you just take all the responses that people give you and use them on others? No.

I'm going to believe Cleverbot instead of you, because Cleverbot is a fellow Christian. It knows that lying is a sin:

Is lying sinful? Amen, brother!

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Cleverbot.com

You do know that cleverbot is just using all the responses that people give it and use it on others. And baptise a computer program thats just weird

1 Peter 3:21 (1611 King James Bible)

The like figure whereunto, euen Baptisme, doth also now saue vs, (not the putting away of the filth of the flesh, but the answere of a good conscience toward God,) by the resurrection of Iesus Christ.

While clerverbot does not have to worry about filthy fleshly issues, it still needs to be free from sin by the cleansing of Baptism.