Women's soccer is more important than men's soccer

[lukasekman]

Some sports are more suitable to men and some to women. First way to find out is the Bible, but what about sports not mentioned in the Bible? It's actually a no-brainier: how do the Godly United States perform in the sport? For instance, American football and baseball are Godly sports. Men's soccer is not, because it is dominated by euros, negroes and latin "americans". But United States is ranked number one in women's soccer. This is the proof that soccer is a sport for the girls.

The 2011 FIFA World Cup is going fine. We kicked commie cunts in North Korea and made results in Colombia. In the quarter final, we defeated Brazil and fixed problems in Latin "america". On Wednesday, we will bring Jesus and free market to France.

The other semi final is Sweden vs Japan. Sweden will likely win, and we will perform Operation Swedish Salvation in the final. If Japan win, we will make them feel that we never forget Pearl Harbor and thwart their hentai threat to America.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Well sayed Mr Lukas!
I think a long it it have made now that women have no been took serious in fútbol - and is a great sport in general (Spain's handsome men team of course is WORLD'S CHAMPION OF THE WHOLE WORLD remember??)

But I thihnk is time for fútbol femenino be recognizated more because is a good esport for to play - I used to play myself, I was a whinger, no so great but was fun, I estopped a few year ago, but my little sister play in team whit some local gilrs and she have much better balls contolled than me and in fact than all her team's mates, so I think is a good thing for it be promote and especially if USA is good in this esport. I must try to whatch this - is good to see women kick balls in serious situation.

Thank you for this informations Mr Lukas, and God Bless to you!!!

[Titus Templeton]

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Some sports are more suitable to men and some to women. First way to find out is the Bible, but what about sports not mentioned in the Bible? It's actually a no-brainier: how do the Godly United States perform in the sport? For instance, American football and baseball are Godly sports. Men's soccer is not, because it is dominated by euros, negroes and latin "americans". But United States is ranked number one in women's soccer. This is the proof that soccer is a sport for the girls.

The 2011 FIFA World Cup is going fine. We kicked commie cooters in North Korea and made results in Colombia. In the quarter final, we defeated Brazil and fixed problems in Latin "america". On Wednesday, we will bring Jesus and free market to France.

The other semi final is Sweden vs Japan. Sweden will likely win, and we will perform Operation Swedish Salvation in the final. If Japan win, we will make them feel that we never forget Pearl Harbor and thwart their hentai threat to America.

But what is if one of those "womans" have their unclean days?
They run across the field, splashing their blood on the grass, on the walls and on the ball. Many of those womans are femnazis and use tampons. What if one of those femnazis kicks the ball and the tampon flips out and flies over the field into the face of an innocent child?

[Rev. Friday Obobo]

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If women are supposed to stay at home and take care of their husband and the children they born for Jesus, what are they doing on a field trying to kick a ball? Besides brother Titus made a very valid point. Will they replace the dugout and goals with menstrahuts at those times? Since it is well known that women who live together for longer periods (pun not intended) have their monthly problem at the same time...

YiC,

Rev. Friday Obobo

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Women are naturally gifted soccer players because soccer is a game of lawlessness and chaos. The wickedness of soccer is a reflection of the societies in which it is typically played: foul, Godless countries like Europistan and Canadia. Women are basically inferior to men, favoring sin and rebellion over order and decency. They gravitate toward games like soccer, where they can run rampant, tearing at eachother's clothes and hair, getting proximal lesbian stimulation, and generally behaving like the wild animals that they are.

But none of this is any indication that they should be allowed to do such foul things. Their proper place is at home, on their hands and knees, scrubbing feces out of toilet bowls. That is all a woman is good for. Let her roam around unchaperoned, and she will play soccer.

[HTannor]

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Incredible analysis, Brother Jenkins, but you may have overlooked one other advantage in the women's game:

The starting team must first make sure that one of the opponents is given a "red card", which forces one of them to the sidelines.

This gives the USA team a one-person advantage.

It's at this point the team with the one person advantage bares their cooters and picks out an opposing team member. Each person on the team with the one person advantage spreads their legs and charges toward a "targeted" person on the other team. At the point of contact, the female suction-cups herself to the opposing member, thus leaving one person to drive the ball and place it into the net, thus scoring a point.

Please feel free to forward this tip to the USA coach.

[James Hutchins]

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Women play the game? I thought only Homers played the game and women dealt with stains and balls. What is the world coming to!

[lukasekman]

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Well, I'm pretty sure feminists wants us to link women's soccer to them. If we swallow that bait, feminists will gain control over a sport that properly reflect American superiority.

Feminists have several anomalies compared to women, that would either make them significantly better or worse in games. Notable signs are short hair, flat chest syndrome, hairy arm-pits, anger, smell and lesbianism. If that is an advantage, you would expect the game to be dominated by feminist states like Norway.

[MisterM]

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I don't know about this. I really don't like the idea of women kicking balls.

YiC, M

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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I don't know about this. I really don't like the idea of women kicking balls.

YiC, M

Me neither.

However, a previous post seems to like the idea...

María Gálvez-Villalobos


I used to play myself, I was a whinger, no so great but was fun, I estopped a few year ago, but my little sister play in team whit some local gilrs and she have much better balls contolled than me and in fact than all her team's mates, so I think is a good thing for it be promote and especially if USA is good in this esport. I must try to whatch this - is good to see women kick balls in serious situation.

Women need soccer like a eunuch needs a jockstrap.

[lukasekman]

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Today it's time to kick hentai jap cooters, payback for Pearl Harbor. Hentai is the Jap equal to Islamic jihad. Pearl Harbor was an act of radical Jap Hentai.

God bless America

[Brother Helge]

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Today it's time to kick hentai jap cooters, payback for Pearl Harbor. Hentai is the Jap equal to Islamic jihad. Pearl Harbor was an act of radical Jap Hentai.

God bless America

No - today is the time to kick nazi-ass...

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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No - today is the time to kick nazi-ass...

Or if they fall on their bottoms would be 'grac-ias'?

Spanish joke this. Well not really. Mari joke.

[Titus Templeton]

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I think I watch the final game. Someone know in which filthy country this championsip is held?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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I think in Amsterdam - they keep say Dutchland on the comentarys - I'm wacthing in in some foerign language whit my sister now - she's a big futbol fanatic.

It's 1 goal to 1 right now. America escore in minute 69. Japon escore after.