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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

    From His very favorite states, too: Alabama, Tennessee, and Arkansas. He must have needed more extra-Godly company in Heaven.

    The very Godly George W. Bush puts America's seal of approval (sorta) on this Great Tornadic Event also:

    "President Bush said Wednesday he had called the governors of the affected states to offer help and to tell them that "the American people hold those who suffered up in prayer."

    a-MEN!!!!!
  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812

    #2
    Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

    Praise! I am lifting up the grieving families in prayer now. Also, our church is taking up a special collection to ship 50,000 Bibles into the affected area.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #3
      Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

      There's nothing to brighten up a dreary day than to see God working in our everyday lives. This is a time for celebration; not mourning. Remember that Jesus is always near and never forgets us.

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      • Brother Guy Bayard
        Anvil of the Antipodes
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2007
        • 1271

        #4
        Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

        Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
        Praise! I am lifting up the grieving families in prayer now. Also, our church is taking up a special collection to ship 50,000 Bibles into the affected area.

        Pastor Billy-Reuben
        Praise! What these people need now is "faith reinforcement' - not clean water, dry clothes,food and shelter - these things are earthly distractions from God. All one needs is faith in times of adversity - physical needs are so often a distraction from theworshipand devotion our Lord needs from his flock
        Bring on more Tornadees i say! Bring People closer to God! (at least those people he hasnt already chose to 'smite' with his whirling swirling deadly forces of nature)
        I love Jesus - and I love our merciful and compassionate God who sees fit to not only take his loved ones up to heaven to live with him, but who also brings those grieving friends and relatives he left behind closer to him through his trials and tribulations.
        on another note - If any Landover members are related to , or are friends with those in the 'blessed' affected states, I have a funeral service, a mobile home dealership and also own a construction company, I offer discount rates and free quotes! Just tell me "i'm a true Christian!" to receive a 5% discount on any services I offer!
        The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
        Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

          The compassion of Jesus Christ never fails to amaze me.

          Praise HIM

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

            Good thing it missed Iowa.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

              I think brethren we should note this is the same day Hillary Klinton won an important victory in the Demoncratic primary. It sounds like the Hildog has killed again!

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #8
                Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

                One good thing about these tornado disasters is that they mostly happen in the Godliest parts of the Country (the South and Southwest) and so survivors never fail to Praise Him and count their (remaining) Blessings.

                May the left-wing media take a lesson from their True Christian Humility! GLORY!

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22886

                  #9
                  Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

                  Originally posted by SUV View Post
                  One good thing about these tornado disasters is that they mostly happen in the Godliest parts of the Country (the South and Southwest) and so survivors never fail to Praise Him and count their (remaining) Blessings.

                  May the left-wing media take a lesson from their True Christian Humility! GLORY!
                  Ac:2:2: And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.
                  Ac:2:3: And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.
                  Ac:2:4: And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.


                  SUV, I would not wish to place this too highly but you make a case for considering that the very presence of Christians attracts the Almighty to display his awesome and ineffable powers.

                  Others may wish to comment. For myself, I feel this is why Landover has its mission to Save Souls and, by way of reward, The Almighty, The Lord God of Hosts recognizes our contribution.

                  This may be a useful point for the Unsaved Trash, and similar, who ask for evidence of divine powers.

                  Have there been any instances of those affected speaking in say, Canadian or British?
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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #10
                    Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

                    Ac:2:2: And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.

                    Brother, excuse the vulgarity, but isn't this the Scripture that some interpret as "God Farts Mighty Farts"?

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #11
                      Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

                      Q. What does a tornado and a divorce have in common?

                      A. Someone's fixin' to lose a trailer.

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #12
                        Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

                        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                        Q. What does a tornado and a divorce have in common?

                        A. Someone's fixin' to lose a trailer.

                        Sister Thumper, when will these un$avED realize that Jesus HATES the lowly trailer and will Smite it every opportunity he gets?!!!






                        These two "Ladies" are now a little closer to Heaven, now anyway:




                        Even Prayer, for once, won't help because He just Hates 'Trailer Trash' so very much. (Did Roseanne blow away too? We can only Hope!)




                        Here are His thoughts on "intellectuals" (Mississippi Union University):




                        The astonishing thing for me was seeing how much he also Hates the caterpillar (perhaps Jesus really was a Baby Snail and it's an insect-rivalry sort of thing?) Evidence the destruction of the Caterpillar plant (their Breeding grounds?) in Oxford, Mississippi:




                        And NOW! Refreshing Evidence that God, indeed, HATES BILL CLINTON!!! Here is some of what He wrought in "Clinton, Arkansas" Looks like Bill will be a little late gettin' on the bus to go campaign for Hitlery! Glory!!!

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449

                          #13
                          Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Have there been any instances of those affected speaking in say, Canadian or British?
                          It's hard to answer that one, Brother Bathfire. Sometimes He just goes after a few jigaboos when he feels like it (New Orleans), sometimes He decides to smite a few hundred thousands of mooslims (which the secular press then calls a "Tsunami", like it is a Divine Wii Game of some sorts ) because some Swedish homers got all uppity.

                          He works in Mysterious Ways, let's never forget that. I can only hope that some day, He'll whisper things in my ear, like He does to GWB.

                          But frankly, I don't think I'm worthy. It might explain why I never was hand-picked to be POTUS. GLORY!!!
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Seeker
                            Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 966

                            #14
                            Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

                            What do you bet that there are still churches standing with bibles open to a verse that says "fear not" next to a house blown away. God always seems to never let the storms hit the church buildings. Amen. I bet we will hear those testimonies soon.

                            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                            • Wash O'Hanley
                              Debate Moderator (and participant)
                              Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                              Louder Than Reason
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2126

                              #15
                              Re: God Calls Home 54 Souls - all in one swoop!

                              Excerpt from 2/7/2008 Wash O'Hanley Show Broadcast
                              Wash: Folks, I was going to donate all the money that the Wash O'Hanley show earned from advertising for this week to the victims of this tragedy but then I remembered that prayers are worth more than money.

                              You're in my prayers, helpless souls. Keep... keep on truckin'.

                              [Wash begins to weep]
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