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  • #16
    Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

    Who is that cute cat in your avatar?
    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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    • #17
      Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

      They were twins. One was named Twinkie and one was named Cupcake. They were catnapped during a cat nap and are now known as The cats in the kettle at the Peking Moon.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • #18
        Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

        Originally posted by Miss.Ixi View Post
        Who is that cute cat in your avatar?
        that be Mr.Twinkie . i not no where Mr.Pastor Pistle be gettin his informashun from, cuz Mr.Cupcake were my bunny wabbit

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        • #19
          Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          Friends, I may have hit the jackpot! Instead of letting all the little demons slag about the streets getting entangled in the teeth of the neighborhood pit bulls, we arranged for them to all appear in one place....a county park WITH their wickedan parents. We billed this as a "Halloween Samhain celebration and Renaissance Faire". It will attract every tree-hugger and their demon-spawn for miles around!

          We have set up barrels of gasoline every fifteen feet, disguised as light stands. At 8PM sharp, everyone will gather inside the circle of lights for the grand drawing and the crowning of the Lord and Lady. Then.....BOOM!

          I can just imagine all the little wickedan children, hair and hemp clothing ablaze, running in circles screaming.
          Not if emergency leaflets are dropped over the area first!!
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • #20
            Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
            Who is that cute cat in your avatar?
            What do you mean, 'who'?

            Animals doesn't have souls Ixki..
            They're only walking (pre-packed) meat.
            Sure, they're nice to cuddle, but only for so long, then you snap their neck and have your servants make a lovely dinner.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • #21
              Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              What do you mean, 'who'?

              Animals doesn't have souls Ixki..
              They're only walking (pre-packed) meat.
              Sure, they're nice to cuddle, but only for so long, then you snap their neck and have your servants make a lovely dinner.
              They are "who" when you're a witch!
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #22
                Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                Of course they are a "who". Of course they have souls.
                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                • #23
                  Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                  Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                  Of course they are a "who". Of course they have souls.
                  And what do you base that belief on? The Bible, the Holy Word of God does not say animals have souls and it may say that they don't but I'm not sure.

                  Why would animals have souls? Souls exist for humans to have an afterlife where they will either be punished for all eternity for denying God or relaxing in Paradise praising God. Animals are not needed in Heaven, the Bible tells us that the only animals in Heaven will be horses. Animals do not think for themselves so cannot be punished or rewarded for their actions on Earth.
                  The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                  Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                  • #24
                    Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                    What is heaven like?
                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                    • #25
                      Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      What is heaven like?
                      Heaven is a beautiful place Ixi. Full of love, magnificence and glory. Jesus says we will dine at His banquet, that we have many mansions waiting for us, that divine Holy Angels will be around day and night protecting and nurturing us.

                      The fields are the greenest green, filled with colorful flowers and birds that you have never seen before. Everyone is beautiful. Everyone is happy.

                      And of course, just to balance everything out, we get to look down on the darkies, homers and witches being burned and raped in hell for the rest of eternity. People who mocked Jesus when they were alive.

                      It always amazes me that people do not see the tender love and understanding of our Saviour and accept his invitation. Tell me xxi; can you tell me anything more satisfying then to watch your enemies in unspeakable pain, writhing and screaming and being raped by demons forever?

                      This is the love Baby Jesus has for you iXi; the love he has for us all. He'll do that, He has promised that...and all you have to say is; "I love you too Baby Jesus." That's not hard is it?

                      Dean

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                      • #26
                        Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                        Thats kind of what The Summerland is like. Can it be that we believe the same thing, but just under a different name? Perhaps my God and Goddess is like your God/Jesus, and The Summerland is heaven for you, but a place to rest for us. Maybe there is a Hell, but I don't think there is.
                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                        • #27
                          Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                          Thats kind of what The Summerland is like. Can it be that we believe the same thing, but just under a different name? Perhaps my God and Goddess is like your God/Jesus, and The Summerland is heaven for you, but a place to rest for us. Maybe there is a Hell, but I don't think there is.
                          Friend,

                          Heaven is nothing like Summerland. Summerland is something made up while Heaven is for real were God and His partners The Holy Spirit and Jesus sit as king/kings of the world surrounded by countless angels who do Their will invisibly on earth. Let us not believe in silly fantasies here Ixi.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • #28
                            Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                            Silly fantasies? This belief has existed for thosands of years. I have no proof it does, but when I stand under the full moon and feel the tingle of HER light, I know shes real, and so is the Lord. God is real, but so are the God and the Goddess.
                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                            • #29
                              Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                              Thats kind of what The Summerland is like. Can it be that we believe the same thing, but just under a different name? Perhaps my God and Goddess is like your God/Jesus, and The Summerland is heaven for you, but a place to rest for us. Maybe there is a Hell, but I don't think there is.
                              Nope. Your god and goddess are Satan and Satan in a dress. Summerland is just another name for Hell used to fool wickers like you. The one and only way to Heaven is through Jesus Christ Himself.

                              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                              Silly fantasies? This belief has existed for thosands of years. I have no proof it does, but when I stand under the full moon and feel the tingle of HER light, I know shes real, and so is the Lord. God is real, but so are the God and the Goddess.
                              That tingle you feel is most likely a demon tickling you though it may be the Lord trying to prove to you His existance and that the god and goddess are just forms of Satan.
                              The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                              Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                              • #30
                                Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                Silly fantasies? This belief has existed for thosands of years. I have no proof it does, but when I stand under the full moon and feel the tingle of HER light, I know shes real, and so is the Lord. God is real, but so are the God and the Goddess.
                                No Friend,

                                God is real, there rest are false. You are welcome to show me were it says otherwise in The Bible. Just because these pagan religions pre-date Christianty means nothing; Satan set them up to mock Christianty before Jesus created it.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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