Should I use public transport?

[Liam the ex-drunk]

My trusty Blake Fulenwider Chrysler Dodge Jeep, is off the road while this is a relatively new car for me, I have experienced some problems with the manual gear controls and the bull bars got a bit scratched after running over some drunken micks last Saturday night. While it’s being repaired I may be forced to use public transport and travel with the great unwashed. All because new laws here prohibit the use of farm machinery on main roads. So I can’t even use my tractor to get out and minister the Word of God.

I’m a bit apprehensive about using public transport as it is known to be full of Atheists, crack whores, priests and homers. However, I also think that maybe this is a test from God, perhaps he wants me to minister to the reprobates that use public transport – like in Acts 26:22 . So, should I accept this as a test from God, am I therefore ought to receive such, that I might be fellowhelpers to the truth – 3 John 1:8

Or should I avoid the degenerates and walk, bear in mind that in this land there are priests in every hole in the hedge waiting to pounce on good looking Godly men, so that they may be corrupted. There are witches posing as nuns and terrorists hell-bent on destroying anything that hasn’t got a shamrock or leprechaun on it, so walking can be rather dangerous.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Should I use public transport?

Whichever you choose it is your perfect opportunity to get out the placards and the bullhorn and put Jesus in the faces of these freaks.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Should I use public transport?

Anyone who moves to Freehold will not be able to get on a public bus. We don't want the stuff available in our Christian city:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=68062&highlight=stop

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should I use public transport?

Oooooh, I assumed public transport was car rental. I use these folks a few times a month.


The only bus I have been on is Rev. Osborne's Revival bus back in the late 80's. The stories I could tell you.

Don't ethnic people ride public buses? How do they deal with the smell?

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Should I use public transport?

Anyone who moves to Freehold will not be able to get on a public bus. We don't want the stuff available in our Christian city.

Want and need are two different things.

In a two tractor truck-stop town like Freehold a bus is not required given that the main drag is shorter than a puppy's attention span. Besides, a little walking would go a long way in helping curb the obesity problem that has turned your village into a living advert for stomach stapling.

As for the O.P... public transport is perfectly fine for the majority of folks and here in Rome we boast one of the finest subway systems in the world as well as clean buses and no pick-pockets.




Bless you, my elected engastrimyth,
Father Mo




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[John Creeser]

Re: Should I use public transport?

Don't do it!! Everyone who uses public transportation is a degenerate socialist. You should not associate with them.

Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;

[Little Donkey]

Re: Should I use public transport?

I agree with Mr. Hutchins about car rental. Or better, why not buy another car? Something suitable of course - there's a thread all about it.

[Bible Student]

Re: Should I use public transport?

Want and need are two different things.

In a two tractor truck-stop town like Freehold a bus is not required given that the main drag is shorter than a puppy's attention span. Besides, a little walking would go a long way in helping curb the obesity problem that has turned your village into a living advert for stomach stapling.

As for the O.P... public transport is perfectly fine for the majority of folks and here in Rome we boast one of the finest subway systems in the world as well as clean buses and no pick-pockets.




Bless you, my elected engastrimyth,
Father Mo




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Do you honestly believe that we think you people object to strangers putting their hands in your pockets? No wonder you minimize pickpockets.

Note to the tourists: there are whole websites devoted to the pickpockets in Rome. This is one such site:

http://tinyurl.com/6ha7rep

So much for your boasting.

[Jedediah]

Re: Should I use public transport?

One of the many benefits of living in Real America(tm) is that we aren't faced with the dilemma of whether or not to pile onto a bus or train full of retarded people with AIDS. I suggest spending some time in prayer and letting the Holy Spirit guide your decision.

If, however, the Spirit guides you to ride the bus, I would use the opportunity to hand out some Chick Tracts. I keep a small binder full of them on me at all times for just such occasions.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should I use public transport?

I agree with Mr. Hutchins about car rental. Or better, why not buy another car? Something suitable of course - there's a thread all about it.

There are times when possession of a car in question works out best if you do not actually own it. Also, there are some terrific write offs that can be had if you fly into a town and a car, room and so on. For example, I can write down over $100K of 'on paper' income easily in a weekend in Vegas with Rev. Osborne doing a Laying of Hands(tm). If I drove my own car and stayed out of town at a Motel (not that I ever would, but for illustration purposes) and ate at chain, I bet I would barely be able to write off $1K. So renting saves me $99K in just a single weekend. Money does not grow on trees, it grows off the sweat of my brow on my plantation.