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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29457
    #1

    Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!

    Happy Birthday to the sweetest, most innocent and loving of all the Platinum Tithers in Landover.
    I got you one of these, I hope you do not have this exact one already.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!

      Blessed Birthday, Miss Daisy Mae! A little JESUS-birdie just told me that today is the day Pastor Ezekiel WILL Propose Marriage to you!

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063
          #3
          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          Blessed Birthday, Miss Daisy Mae! A little JESUS-birdie just told me that today is the day Pastor Ezekiel WILL Propose Marriage to you!
          A double day of celebration! One year nearer to being with Jesus for all eternity and bagging the most eligible bachelor in Freehold!

          Trully a great day.

          YIC
          Posted via Mobile Device
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • John Creeser
              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
               
              • Aug 2009
              • 7248
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!

              Happy Blessed Birthday Daisy Mae.
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!

                  Happy birthday to my birthday girl.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • TheLordSavedMe
                      A young lady servicing the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 579
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!




                      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!




                      Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?                       Reverend Jim Osborne can help!


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                      He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!



                          You'll not be getting one of these with the True Christians of Landover.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Jacob Cunnings
                              Unsaved trash, ex-queer for Christ
                               
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 38
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!

                              Happy blessed birthday!
                              Lev.20:13
                              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                • Mary Etheldreda
                                  Gushing for Jesus
                                   
                                  • Sep 2011
                                  • 23775
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!

                                  A most blessed birthday, sweet Sister in Christ!
                                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                    • Mrs. Naomi Portway
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Apr 2012
                                      • 123
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!

                                      Aaron said I should wish you a happy birthday.
                                      Happy Birthday.
                                      Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

                                      "Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

                                      Pat Robertson

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!

                                          Happy Birthday sister.



                                          ...Say, you're really getting up there, aren't you.
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • Didymus Much
                                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                              • Jun 2010
                                              • 14079
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!

                                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                              ...Say, you're really getting up there, aren't you.
                                              I thought her fiance of all people would know it's her 29th birthday yet again.
                                              Happy B-day, BTB.

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                                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 78556
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!

                                                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                  I thought her fiance of all people would know it's her 29th birthday yet again.
                                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                    • Jack O'fagan
                                                      With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Feb 2011
                                                      • 4836
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!

                                                      Happy birthday Daisy Mae. You were sure first in the queue when the Lord was dishing out pretty and cooking skills. Zeke is a very lucky Man.

                                                      A little secret. When I'm slurping on my wife's pie I'm thinking how yours would taste so much better.

                                                      YIC

                                                      Jack
                                                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                                      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                        • SUV
                                                          True Christian™ Princess
                                                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                          Have at it, anytime!
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 11027
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Happy Birthday, Daisy Mae Johnson!

                                                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                          I thought her fiance of all people would know it's her 29th birthday
                                                          He does. Which is exactly the problem

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