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Surely if the so-called researchers had come to Landover, they would have found men for their study.
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Surely if the so-called researchers had come to Landover, they would have found men for their study.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: More proof Canada is depraved and in need of Salvation
In other news, the sky is blue.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post...
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Re: More proof Canada is depraved and in need of Salvation
Anti-porn feminists in Canada have their work cut out for them.The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.Comment
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Quoted for the truth(tm)!!! I, for one, have never viewed a pornographic website, especially ones like youporn or cliphunter. I hear they are the most diabolic.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
I don't know which is worse; the speed spilling commy canucks to our north, or the filthy job stealing wetbacks to our south.-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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Re: More proof Canada is depraved and in need of Salvation
They both seem awfully welcoming to sodomite "marriage." Speaking of which, sodomites are well known for their devotion to porn, so what's happening in the Canuckistani Soviet Socialist Republic shows the corrosive effect that allowing homer "marriage" has on society and traditional values.Originally posted by John Creeser View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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GAPE is a duty so doesn't count.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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How does one "consume" porn?
And wouldn't that result in paper cuts on the tongue?
This is all very confusing.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Evidence that I have never looked at pornography is the fact that I have not plucked my eyes out. In Freehold, we HEARKEN to the LORD's Commandments.
Mark 9:47-48
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Although when I go to the WalMart in Des Moines, you'd just about think you're in a porno with the way all the women dress like whores.II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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The other Pastors and I spend quite a bit of time reviewing pornogrippy. We have to divide it into perverted genres: Lezbean, Teen Queers, Sweaty Truckers, College Orgies, Biker Vixens, Girls Behind Bars, and so on.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Surely if the so-called researchers had come to Landover, they would have found men for their study.
It's not a pleasant job, but I have pledged my life to keep you all safe from this filth. So if you wonder why Rev. Jim and I are locked away in my Pastoral Basement for days at a time, now you know the truth!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: More proof Canada is depraved and in need of Salvation
Sister,
It appears God has heard your prayers and is showing His wrath for these canadian consumers of pornography.
Look at this, two landslides in western canuckistan, the first smiting 4 people dead!!! The second stranding at least 500 campers (I wonder if God is going to send out the bears to smite their children!! 2 Kings 2:23-24
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He also sent a clear message to middle canada by smiting a busy food festival with a bolt of lightening (sending 17 sinners to the hospital).
SHOUT GLORY!!
Take that canada! You had best wake up, and right soon lest you suffer more of HIS wrath
-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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