[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Today, Jesus blessed us by sending a retard freak rock 'n roll player straight to hell. Praise Him for His efforts.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Johnny Winter. A man who could say he was truly created in the Image of our Lord (Revelations 1:8,18). The same man who lived his life in sin and debauchery!

[8] I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.
[9] I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ.
[10] I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet,
[11] Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea.
[12] And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks;
[13] And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.
[14] His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
[15] And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.
[16] And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.
[17] And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last:
[18] I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.

[Attila's Wife]

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Ancient cathlick crone Elaine Stritch.

Proverbs 20:1 Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.

[knob polisher]

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I'm on the hell train unless I can somehow divorce myself from my uppity, smart mouthed, negro ways. Damn this Hamite curse!!!!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm on the hell train unless I can somehow divorce myself from my uppity, smart mouthed, negro ways. Damn this Hamite curse!!!!

Indeed. You are what we call a "Spiritually Walking Dead Man." You're walking and talking, your body is currently alive, but for all intense and purposes, you are dead already. Spiritually dead now.

What I would encourage you to do is pick up your Holy Bible and read it. Start at page one (Genesis 1:1) and read all the way through. Don't skip. Don't skim. Don't rush. Savor the Word, it is God's Love Letter to you. For your convenience, Brother V has been sharing his spirit-led insight into the Word HERE.

[Mistress Cookie]

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God™ has finally blasted that foul, wily (and probably Jooish) maverick JAMES GARNER to hell for his years of taunting and teasing.



I have repented many many times for always having a soft spot for him. In God™s infinite mercy, we may all be free from temptation at last.

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EDIT: Maybe if it's one day found he was not indeed Jooish, he can move to the Stars We'll Meet in Heaven column. Right now I really don't know, though.

Thoughts?

[Bobby-Joe]

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God™ has finally blasted that foul, wily (and probably Jooish) maverick JAMES GARNER to hell for his tears of taunting and teasing.



I have repented many many times for always having a soft spot for him. In God™s infinite mercy, we may all be free from temptation at last.

Again, we see how NO ONE escapes God's Wrath. At 86 Garner thought he was sitting pretty laughing about how he got away with Maverick (gambling, prostitution) and Rockford Files (Californication) and then one of Jesus warrior angels came in a punched Garner express bus ticket to the Lake of Fire.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Again, we see how NO ONE escapes God's Wrath. At 86 Garner thought he was sitting pretty laughing about how he got away with Maverick (gambling, prostitution) and Rockford Files (Californication) and then one of Jesus warrior angels came in a punched Garner express bus ticket to the Lake of Fire.

I agree!

And his daughter is that horrible butch mutant Hillary Swank who starred in Boys Don't Cry (!!!), then took a bunch of female hormones and changed her name to Jennifer Garner.

BUT THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON ! !



(A giveaway in the pictures is, both are right handed)

[Mistress Cookie]

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Ancient cathlick crone Elaine Stritch.

Proverbs 20:1 Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.

Thank GOD(TM) that braying, f-ing lush is gone! What gutter did they find her in?

She was a disgrace to womanhood everywhere, displaying herself on the stage like that, and puking up wastebaskets-full of scotch onto those in the front row, practically.

She gets my goat.

[Mistress Cookie]

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THIS JUST IN:

Pinup photographer Bunny Yeager died in May.

For decades, her bikini shots of the likes of Ursula Undress and Bettie Page assaulted and affronted our boys.

But all is safe now.

FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST...GOOD GOD™ AMIGHTY, FREE AT LAST!

[The_Halfwit_Atheist]

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Indeed. You are what we call a "Spiritually Walking Dead Man." You're walking and talking, your body is currently alive, but for all intense and purposes, you are dead already. Spiritually dead now.

What I would encourage you to do is pick up your Holy Bible and read it. Start at page one (Genesis 1:1) and read all the way through. Don't skip. Don't skim. Don't rush. Savor the Word, it is God's Love Letter to you. For your convenience, Brother V has been sharing his spirit-led insight into the Word HERE.

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I thought that you Christians were anti-gay? And you worship a gay god?
Tsk, tsk.
Your so-called 'god' is onmi-potent, omni-present and omniscient. That means that he is all powerful, knows everything, sees everything and is everywhere. So WHY did he create people with disabilities? If, as you Christians believe, this is our only life, they could not have been bad in previous lives. That means that your so-called 'god' created them simply so that they would go through hell on earth, then torture them mercilessly for the rest of ETERNITY in hell. Just because he felt like it.
You Christians use this guy as a shield from your sins. You commit atrocities, then all you have to do is say SORRY DOOD. That is essentially all that religion is. A pathetic, weak shield.
Let's sum it up as a court. A robber shoots a person for not giving up his wallet. The robber is your so-called 'god', the man is an atheist. Of course, this robber is invisible, makes no contact but for an old Post-it note the man found in his lunchbox telling him to throw his wallet off the bridge, and a person insisting he is real. Christianity is trying to say that because the robber ordered him to give up his wallet and the person refused, it was suicide. That is for the "You send yourself to hell" argument. The other courtroom analogy is this.
The judge (your so-called 'god') is doing a rape case. The rapist admits to the rape, and apologises. The judge brings in his son and has the police beat him up, the rapist accepts his "punishment", and the rapist walks free. Next case: A family marriage is in trouble. The man admits to cheating on his wife, and they apologise. The judge beats his son AGAIN, this MORAL man refuses to let someone else take the blame, and the judge sends him to the torturing chamber where he is burned for months, then healed in 1 minute, then burned as slowly and as dragged out as possible for the rest of his life. But the judge did it because he loves him.
Okay then..?

[Alphonse Alban]

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I thought that you Christians were anti-gay? And you worship a gay god?
Tsk, tsk

Are you so hateful, that you think love is a gaysexual thing? Do you love your father (or any other male relatives) in a sexual way?

You can talk to us about your perversions. You are among friends here, friend.

[Joshrine]

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Hallelujah! Was this "the missing link" or something like that? Surely no decent CHRISTIAN man would have a chestal area so covered with whatever that is on it

[ExGay Alex]

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God has finally caught up with this witch. NPR commentator and wiccan promoter Margot Adler has now been denied entrance at the Gates of Heaven.

Here she talks about "spirit guides." How ridiculous! It's just made up crap about some supernatural being that is somehow supposed to intervene in your daily goings-on and give you strength and guidance. The whole concept is absurd. How can people believe this BS? It's just some stupid fantasy these people cling to!!

I am glad that God's plan for my life does not include falling for unfounded superstitions, as this poor woman has done. Jesus gave her cancer and she is in Hell now popping like a kernel of corn. Shout Glory.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Revelation 22:14-15 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city. For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Plus she was ugly.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Today Jesus sent a modern-day Judas straight down to hell, and probably left him a cripple too. I refer to James Brady, the former Press Secretary for one of our greatest presidents, Ronald R. Regean, and traitor to the Republican cause.

James Brady, White House press secretary under Reagan, dies

James Brady, the former White House press secretary who was badly wounded in the assassination attempt against President Ronald Reagan and later became an advocate for gun control, has died. He was 73.

His family announced Brady's death in a statement released Monday afternoon, saying he "passed away after a series of health issues."

"Jim touched the lives of so many and has been a wonderful husband, father, friend and role model," his family said. "We are enormously proud of Jim's remarkable accomplishments -- before he was shot on the fateful day in 1981 while serving at the side of President Ronald Reagan and in the days, months and years that followed.

"Jim Brady's zest for life was apparent to all who knew him, and despite his injuries and the pain he endured every day, he used his humor, wit and charm to bring smiles to others and make the world a better place. Over the years, Jim inspired so many people as he turned adversity into accomplishment."

Brady was left permanently disabled after being shot in the head on March 30, 1981, by John Hinckley, Jr., outside the Washington Hilton Hotel.

He afterward undertook a personal crusade for gun control, and lobbied for stricter handgun and assault-weapon laws. A federal law requiring a background check on handgun buyers bears Brady's name, and The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence is named in his honor.

"Since 1993, the law that bears Jim's name has kept guns out of the hands of dangerous individuals. An untold number of people are alive today who otherwise wouldn't be, thanks to Jim," President Obama said in a statement on Monday.

Although Brady returned to the White House only briefly, he was allowed to keep the title of presidential press secretary and his White House salary until Reagan left office in January 1989.

Brady, who spent much of the rest of his life in a wheelchair, died at a retirement community in Alexandria, Va., where he lived with his wife, Sarah.

"Jim was the personification of courage and perseverance. He and Sarah never gave up, and never stopped caring about the causes in which they believed," former first lady Nancy Reagan said in a statement.

Current White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest, who was asked about Brady's legacy during Monday's briefing as reports of his death first crossed, said Brady "really revolutionized the job." He said even after he was wounded, he "showed his patriotism and commitment to the country" by being outspoken on an issue important to him.

The White House briefing room is also named after Brady.

Brady "leaves the kind of legacy ... that certainly this press secretary and all future press secretaries will aspire to live up to," Earnest said.

Of the four people stuck by gunfire on March 30, 1981, Brady was the most seriously wounded. A news clip of the shooting, replayed often on television, showed Brady sprawled on the ground as Secret Service agents hustled the wounded president into his limousine. Reagan was shot in one lung while a policeman and a Secret Service agent suffered lesser wounds.

Brady never regained full health. The shooting caused brain damage, partial paralysis, short-term memory impairment, slurred speech and constant pain.

The TV replays of the shooting did take a toll on Brady, however. He told The Associated Press years later that he relived the moment each time he saw it: "I want to take every bit of (that) film ... and put them in a cement incinerator, slosh them with gasoline and throw a lighted cigarette in." With remarkable courage, he endured a series of brain operations in the years after the shooting.

On Nov. 28, 1995, while he was in an oral surgeon's office, Brady's heart stopped beating and he was taken to a hospital. His wife, Sarah, credited the oral surgeon and his staff with saving Brady's life.

Brady was a strong Republican from an early age -- as a boy of 12 in Centralia, Ill., where he was born on Aug. 29, 1940, he distributed election literature for Dwight D. Eisenhower. In a long string of political jobs, Brady worked for some well-known bosses: Sen. Everett M. Dirksen of Illinois, Sen. William V. Roth Jr. of Delaware, and John Connally, the former Texas governor who was running for president in 1979. When Connally dropped out, Brady joined Reagan's campaign as director of public affairs and research. He later joined the Reagan White House.

Previously, he had worked in the administrations of presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford: as special assistant to the secretary of Housing and Urban Development, as special assistant to the director of the Office of Management and Budget, and as an assistant to the defense secretary.

He was divorced from the former Sue Beh when, in 1973, he courted Sarah Jane Kemp, the daughter of an FBI agent who was working with him in a congressional office. Sarah Brady became involved in gun-control efforts in 1985, and later chaired Handgun Control Inc., but Brady took a few more years to join her, and Reagan did not endorse their efforts until 10 years after he was shot. Reagan's surprise endorsement -- he was a longtime National Rifle Association member and opponent of gun control laws -- began to turn the tide in Congress.

"They're not going to accuse him of being some bed-wetting liberal, no way can they do that," said Brady, who had become an active lobbyist for the bill.

The Brady law required a five-day wait and background check before a handgun could be sold. In November 1993, as President Bill Clinton signed the bill into law, Brady said: "Every once in a while you need to wake up and smell the propane. I needed to be hit in the head before I started hitting the bricks."

Clinton awarded Brady the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1996. In 2000, the press briefing room at the White House was renamed in Brady's honor. The following year, Handgun Control Inc., was renamed the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence as a tribute to Brady and his wife.

Survivors include his wife, Sarah; a son, Scott; and a daughter, Melissa.