[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Sai Baba couldn't predict the year of his own death. According to this Englandistani "news" source:

His death on Sunday, however, is another matter. Sai Baba had built his empire on the myth that he was the reincarnation of an earlier – and much loved – Indian saint of the same name. In doing so, he had prophesied his own death at the age of 96 – and his reincarnation eight years later.

When are people going to abandon faith in false messiahs who cannot deliver as promised and adopt True Christianity™?

He also imitated one aspect of Catholicism a little too closely:

But for his growing army of critics, he was nothing short of a child-molesting fraud who had for years taken advantage of the gullibility of his young male followers to sexually abuse them during private audiences in his rooms.

Victims have told in harrowing detail how they were groped during private audiences and required to take part in sexual acts with the man they had trusted.

[HTannor]

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I just heard that "thousands of Poles" are boarding trains to head for Rome for the canonization of whichever of those pollacks was Pope.

One can only hope for a major derailment of the trains sending those kielbasa-eaters to a richly deserved afterlife being probed by the Flaming Tallywacker of Satan™.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/01/usama-bin-laden-dead-say-sources/

Satan is looking forward to using the towel wrapped around his head to dance sexy and butt-lash is sexy virgins in HELL!

On a personal note, I think Bin Laden is hiding in plain site as Obummer OR he is Obummer's REAL Daddy (fake birth certificate anyone).

UNDENIABLE PROOF!




NEXT STOP:

DOOOOOORIS DAY!

CHOOOOO CHOOOOO!

[SUV]

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This news makes me so happy I can almost feel good about the fact that Zsa Zsa/Doorass Day didn't climb aboard first

[PetitionLady]

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Amen, Amen!

As Brother Cranky posted:

"Guided by Jesus Christ Himself, special forces under command of George W. Bush have succeeded in hunting down and killing the liberal communist Bin Laden."

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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After a loooooong overdue period, Catholic sex symbol Jackie Cooper is dead dead dead! His descent into the netherworld is sure to be less than "skippy."

'Superman' actor and former child star Jackie Cooper dies at age 88

Last Updated: 6:10 PM, May 4, 2011
Posted: 6:09 PM, May 4, 2011

LOS ANGELES -- Actor Jackie Cooper, who played the Daily Planet editor in the "Superman" films, died in Los Angeles, TMZ reported Wednesday.
The actor died at age 88 Tuesday, after he suddenly fell ill with an undisclosed illness.

In 1929, Cooper began his career in Hollywood as a child star in the film series "Our Gang" and became the youngest Academy Award nominee, when at age nine he received the prestigious nod for his role in the 1931 film "Skippy."

At the height of his stardom as a child actor he appeared in hits like "Treasure Island" and "The Champ."

As an adult, Cooper's acting options became limited and he transitioned to working on the business side of the movie industry and eventually began directing projects that included the TV series "M*A*S*H" and "The White Shadow."

Both projects earned him Emmy Awards for Best Directing in the seventies.

Cooper returned to the big screen to play newspaper editor, Perry White, in the "Superman" movie series that starred the late Christopher Reeve.
He retired from acting after the final "Superman" film in 1987 and a career of more than six decades in Hollywood.

[SUV]

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This outrageous use of false eyelashes for a Male will Surely Condemn him to the lower depths

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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John Walker, one of the founders of 1960s group The Walker Brothers, has died at the age of 67. Born a deceiver, John Walker seduced Scott Engel, John Maus and Gary Leeds into calling themselves his “brothers”.

He booked his ticket well in advance having been singlehandedly responsible for the reefer madness and fornication of the 1960s that spread throughout the world from Hell on Earth, otherwise known as Californication.

John, for you, (and may The Good Lord forgive you for the grammar) "The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Any More.”

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jesus is busy preparing a place deep in the bowels of hell for Billy Graham, one of the worst false Christians ever put on this earth! Any day now, Billy!

[SUV]

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Jesus is busy preparing a place deep in the bowels of hell for Billy Graham, one of the worst false Christians ever put on this earth! Any day now, Billy!

Pray JESUS it is the E. coli strain, with the 70% Mortality rate. Praise!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Jesus is busy preparing a place deep in the bowels of hell for Billy Graham, one of the worst false Christians ever put on this earth! Any day now, Billy!

Shout Hallelujah! He'd have been better off as an open atheist:

Rev. 3:15-16: I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I don't want to jinx anything, but it looks like Jesus is going to deliver once again in 2011! Can this be the end for Princess Zsa Zsa? I know Satan is just as excited as we are about her....

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/18/zsa-zsa-gabor-coma-celebrity-hospital-prince-fredrick-von-anhalt-sick-hospital-los-angeles/

Zsa Zsa Gabor has slipped into a coma after being rushed to an L.A. hospital yesterday for emergency stomach surgery ... this according to her husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt.

The Prince tells us the 94-year-old star has been unresponsive since 2AM this morning.

Zsa Zsa was rushed to the hospital yesterday where doctors performed emergency surgery to repair a "major infection in her stomach" caused by a feeding tube.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I don't want to jinx anything, but it looks like Jesus is going to deliver once again in 2011! Can this be the end for Princess Zsa Zsa? I know Satan is just as excited as we are about her....

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/18/zsa-zs...l-los-angeles/

GLORY!!


Pray a little harder Prayer Warriors! She is almost there!

I read yesterday that her put-upon Prince put her 15 Million Dollar mansion on the market because "she won't be needing it anymore."

CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOO!!

And the train keeps a rollin', rollin down the track

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Shout Glory!! Jesus has sent a homersexural pro-wrestler to hell!

'Macho Man' Randy Savage dies in car wreck

LATEST: Randy "Macho Man" Savage, the professional wrestler known for his raspy voice, the sunglasses and bandanas he wore in the ring and the young woman named Miss Elizabeth who often accompanied him, died in a car crash Friday in Florida. He was 58.

A Florida Highway Patrol crash report said the former wrestler - whose legal name was Randy Mario Poffo - was driving a Jeep Wrangler when he lost control in Pinellas County around 9:25am (local time). The Jeep veered over the raised concrete median divider, crossed over the eastbound lanes and crashed head-on into a tree.

Police said he may have suffered a "medical event" before the accident, but the report did not elaborate, and it said officials would need to perform an autopsy to know for sure.

The report said a woman in the vehicle, identified as Barbara L Poffo, 56, suffered minor injuries. A statement from Stamford, Conn.-based World Wrestling Entertainment said the passenger was the wrestler's current wife. Both were wearing their seatbelts, according to the police report.

"Poffo will be greatly missed by WWE and his fans," the statement said.

Savage was a charismatic wrestler made famous for his "Macho Man" nickname and his "Oooh Yeah!" catchphrase. He was a champion in Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Federation, and later Ted Turner's now-defunct World Championship Wrestling.

Poffo was under contract with WWE from 1985 to 1993 and held both the WWE and Intercontinental Championships.

"Our sincerest condolences go out to his family and friends. We wish a speedy recovery to his wife Lynn," WWE said.

Savage defined the larger-than-life personalities of the 1980s World Wrestling Federation (now WWE). He wore sequined robes bejewelled with "Macho Man" on the back, rainbow-coloured cowboy hats and oversized sunglasses, part of a unique look that helped build the WWF into a mainstream phenomenon.

For most of his career, his valet, Miss Elizabeth, was by his side. The woman, Elizabeth Hulette, was his real-life wife at the time. They later divorced, and Hulette died in 2003 at 42 in what was later ruled a prescription drug overdose. She was among many performers in the sport to die young.

Others include Curt "Mr Perfect" Hennig, who died of a cocaine overdose in 2003 at 44, and Chris Benoit, who killed his wife and son and then committed suicide in their Georgia home in 2007. Benoit was 40.

Ad Feedback The WWF made Savage their champion after a win over Ted DiBiase in the main event at WrestleMania in 1988.

Savage had not appeared for a major wrestling organisation since 2004, when he performed for Total Nonstop Action.

He was at times both the most popular and most hated wrestler in entertainment. His flying elbow off the top rope was mimicked by basement and backyard wrestlers everywhere. Savage made good use of his deep, raspy voice as a corporate pitchman as well, for years ordering Slim Jim fans to "Snap into it!"

He's most known for his legendary rivalries with Hulk Hogan, Ricky Steamboat and Ric Flair. Wrestlers took to Twitter to let fans know Savage won't be forgotten.

"There's probably five or six of us, with Andre (the Giant) and Hogan and thankfully myself and Flair, that, when their names pop up, even if you're not a fan, you know who in the hell these people are," said former wrestler and WWE Hall of Famer Dusty Rhodes. "You say, 'I know this guy. I know Macho Man Randy Savage.' He was part of that breed. We lost a good one."

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson hailed Savage as one of his childhood inspirations and heroes, while Mick "Cactus Jack" Foley called Savage "one of my favorite performers."

Hogan said he and Savage had just started talking again after 10 years.

"He had so much life in his eyes and in his spirit, I just pray that he's happy and in a better place and we miss him," Hogan wrote.

While so many personalities who left the WWF for WCW like Hogan, Roddy Piper and Mean Gene Okerlund were welcomed back to the company and even inducted into the Hall of Fame, Savage never returned.

Rhodes said Savage had prudently saved his money and was content to remain out of the spotlight.

"He was a recluse, almost," Rhodes said by phone. "Whatever he was doing, he wanted that privacy. Yeah, he was out of the picture for 10 years, but he didn't want to be in the picture."

Savage was a minor league catcher in the 1970s for St Louis and Cincinnati before turning in the uniform for tights. His father, Angelo Poffo, was a longtime wrestler, and his brother, "Leaping" Lanny Poffo, was also a 1980s WWF mainstay. Condolences from fans poured in to Lanny Poffo's Facebook page on Friday.

[BelieverInGod]

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Shout Glory!! Jesus has sent a homersexural pro-wrestler to hell!

PRAISE JESUS

How many of these homers have led our boys into sin!