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  • #2356
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

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    Boy-band pop star Lemmy "Ian" Kilmister has been cast into the Fiery Flames of Hell by Jesus Himself.



    Known primarily for being in the band The Rockin' Vickers, he later joined subsequently less popular and less musically accomplished groups.

    Oh, did I happen to mention he is a God-mocker?

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    • #2357
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
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      Boy-band pop star Lemmy "Ian" Kilmister has been cast into the Fiery Flames of Hell by Jesus Himself.



      Known primarily for being in the band The Rockin' Vickers, he later joined subsequently less popular and less musically accomplished groups.

      Oh, did I happen to mention he is a God-mocker?

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      I read he died a while ago and that his band wanted him to continue playing until the end of the year..... something about "Weekend at Lemmy's"....?

      Lemmy Waiting Until End of Tour to Announce He’s Dead
      http://thehardtimes.net/2015/10/01/lemmy-waiting-end-tour-announce-hes-dead/
      Motörhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister, confided to his bandmates and friends that he would be waiting until the end of tour to announce that he is dead.
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      • #2358
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Arch faggot and degenerate, David Bowie




        Satan will have a lot of fun with him!
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        • #2359
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
          Arch faggot and degenerate, David Bowie




          Satan will have a lot of fun with him!
          He made a final video of a song that says he went to Heaven! LMBOWJ! As if Heaven would have him!!!




          He's in HELL right now trying desperately trying to ward of Satan's giant tallywacker!
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          • #2360
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
            Arch faggot and degenerate, David Bowie




            Satan will have a lot of fun with him!

            He was also well known as a violent and sadistic saloon fighter who invented the famous Bowie Knife.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • #2361
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              I believe he caught AIDS from Freddy Mercury back in 1981. Everyone knew he was a queer. He even said so, then changed his mind later on, but it was too late. Once you've had a man's prick in you, you're always gonna be queer until you turn to God. Only the blood of Christ can wash that dirt away.

              Tell you the truth, I never thought his records were any good. Ted Nugent, now that guy could play. Elton John was a queer, but he could sing, he could play the piano. Stevie Wonder... hell of a voice on that boy. There was plenty of rock and roll guys back then that I liked, but I never thought much of Bowie. I doubt if I'd even know him if I heard him. It says something that he's more famous for dressing up like a girl than for the records he made. Cancer my ass. That's a case of AIDS if there ever was one.

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              • #2362
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                Originally posted by Roper Crossburn View Post
                I believe he caught AIDS from Freddy Mercury back in 1981. Everyone knew he was a queer. He even said so, then changed his mind later on, but it was too late. Once you've had a man's prick in you, you're always gonna be queer until you turn to God. Only the blood of Christ can wash that dirt away.

                Tell you the truth, I never thought his records were any good. Ted Nugent, now that guy could play. Elton John was a queer, but he could sing, he could play the piano. Stevie Wonder... hell of a voice on that boy. There was plenty of rock and roll guys back then that I liked, but I never thought much of Bowie. I doubt if I'd even know him if I heard him. It says something that he's more famous for dressing up like a girl than for the records he made. Cancer my ass. That's a case of AIDS if there ever was one.
                Amen brother. And did you know that once he did decide not to be a queer anymore, he offended God by being a race traitor and went and married a negress. Then she gave birth to a mongrelized mudbaby. Can you imagine?

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #2363
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Are you sure that thing's a female? I mean, with his reputation and the name of the nigra - "I Man"? Surely it's male.
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                  • #2364
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                    Alan Rickman, Demon from the Harry Potter movie DEAD at 69.

                    Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and Die Hard actor, dies aged 69
                    http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35313604
                    British actor Alan Rickman, known for films including Harry Potter and Die Hard, has died aged 69, his family says.



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                    • #2365
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      He’ll be roasting now. Even portraying evil is a sin – it is best we do not know some things as this tempts the weak and Satan knows this.

                      Even watching or reading Harry Potter is dangerous – The Lord alone knows how many young souls have been condemned to Eternal Flames and pain as a result of this man’s work.
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                      • #2366
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        Alan Rickman, from the Harry Potter movie DEAD at 69.

                        http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35313604
                        UGH! Why are so many people dying. Rickman, Bowie, Lemmy, Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't think I can take much more of this.

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                        • #2367
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
                          UGH! Why are so many people dying. Rickman, Bowie, Lemmy, Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't think I can take much more of this.
                          Hello Trout,

                          It is life: People live and then they die. If you long for something different like living forever you can always join the Turritopsis dohrnii, they can live for ever. Or you could read the Bible, all of it, become a True Christian™ and live forever with Jesus. It´s up to you.

                          Kind Regards,

                          Roland
                          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                          • #2368
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Celine Dion's husband, René Angélil, has died after a long battle with cancer.





                            http://www.people.com/article/rene-angelil-dead-celine-dion-husband-dies-of-cancer?xid=socialflow_facebook_peoplemag






                            Between you and me, I think it is entirely possible that Celine is really a man and that Ren'e died of the AIDS.
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                            • #2369
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                              Sister Daisy Mae, which one of those is Celine? The one on the left I presume is the husband who is descending to hell. That means the bearded lady on the right is Celine?
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                              • #2370
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
                                UGH! Why are so many people dying...
                                How about being thankful for medical research and science that allows us to live longer, healthier lives than ever before in history? Did you know that average life expectancy (worldwide) has gone from 31 years in 1900 to over 67 for people born in 2010 (mostly due to work on infant mortality and childhood diseases)?

                                Of course, the True Christians(tm) don't like this, as prayer was not involved, and it means they have to wait that much longer to "meet Jesus".

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