[Bjorn Jensen]

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God just killed an entire British homosexual death metal band by taking over their car and drove them through an open bridge in Norway, straight down to Hell.

Glory!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3446410/Five-young-British-men-killed-car-plunges-80ft-bridge-canal-Sweden.html

Beware sinners that if you mock God enough, He might not even let you live the rest of your natural life before going to Hell, He might actually kill you. What other possible explanation could it be why these faggots drove through the barrier and warning signs, past a dozen of other cars waiting in line?

[Elmer G. White]

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Mr. George Gaynes, an actor, is dead at the fairly advanced age of 98.



He was born in 1917 in the Soviet Union, in the present Sinland in the city of Helsinki. His whole family was promoting the gay agenda during this period of turmoil. He was the son of Iya Grigorievna De Gay. His uncle was actor Gregory Gaye. His great-great-great-grandfather, Osip Matveevich Gay, was by definition of gay person from France. These things alone would make Mr. Gayness eligible for Hell if we take into consideration God's direct orders on this matter!

Numbers 14:18
The LORD is longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.

As an actor, he is best remembered for his interpretation as Henry Higgins in the socialist/transgender drama "My Fairy Lady" and for the Televisor Show "General Hospital", where he played the character Frank Smith.



After retirement, Mr. Gaynes went into education and worked as the headmaster of a law-enforcement academy for several years.



There he promoted gayness by allowing his staff to frequent gay bars whilst on duty.



Failing to obey God's Word (Ecclesiastes 12:13), the inevitable fate of Mr. Gayness is as follows:

Matthew 13:50
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.






Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Prayer Warriors! Assume the position!! The Zsa Zsa beast is about to be sent to hellfire!!

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

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I'm surprised you haven't mentioned Harper Lee. Don't you think that women who identify as rape victims should be believed?

[Jim Farmer]

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Who is/was Harper Lee? Are you playing games with us?

[Elmer G. White]

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Who is/was Harper Lee? Are you playing games with us?

Brother Jim,

Indeed and why should we care? Do we? An obscure name, apparently a pseudonym of something. Let us examine whose:



A common female leper. Obviously repulsive, obviously in Hell. Really worth a mention? Probably not.

Numbers 5:2
Command the children of Israel, that they put out of the camp every leper, and every one that hath an issue, and whosoever is defiled by the dead:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Des]

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I'm surprised you haven't mentioned Harper Lee. Don't you think that women who identify as rape victims should be believed?

Identify as? It is an either/or proposition. Either she was raped, or she was not raped. It is a state of being, not a social club choice.


That said, odds are she was never raped. Three out of every four women who claim to be raped are false accusers. Of the remaining twenty five percent, ninety seven out of every hundred dreamed it or simply forgot that they had consented. About the only time you can believe a woman who cries rape is when a white woman says she was raped by a black man.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm surprised you haven't mentioned Harper Lee.

If you were a True Christian(tm) then you would know the only book this dead bulldyke ever wrote celebrated race mixing and coons who don't know their place. Her pornographic novel has been on the Landover Baptist Banned Books list since before I was born. Just because Barack HUSSEIN Obama is taking a vacation to Cuba, it doesn't mean we're ready to loosen our strict True Christian(tm) morals.

[Elmer G. White]

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This is what actor George Kennedy (1925-2016) must have looked like when the Gates of Hell opened before Him and Jesus guided him to his eternal end deposit, the bottomless pit.

Revelation 9:2
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.

This is most appropriate considering that Mr. Kennedy spent a large part of his career in films depicting male and female bottoms in excruciating detail. His most acclaimed role was in the gay classic Spartacus as a Rebel Soldier. In addition, he won an Academy award for Cool Hand Luke and international acclaim as Captain Ed Hocken in the infamous Naked gun trilogy with badly disguised homersexual scenes. An example of the dialogue that infuriated Jesus can be found in the second film of the trilogy called (again, badly disguised homersexual innuendo) The Two Towers:

Leslie Nielsen: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
George Kennedy: Sex, Frank?
Leslie Nielsen: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

He had lots of shirtless screen time to seduce young youthful males into sodomistic thoughts.



He married at least twice or thrice and consequently disregarded some of the most pivotal parts of the Bible.

1 Corinthians 7:2
Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

Jesus gains another trophy in George Kennedy. We'll be able to enjoy watching his torment in due course when Jesus accepts us into His Heavenly Home. OUR end deposit. For Eternity!



Luke 16:23
And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.

Of course, Mr. Kennedy is now united with his "boyfriend". Jesus is righteous.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Nancy Reagan, who wanted to run God's favorite country by satanic mumbo-jumbo, can beg astrologeress Joan Quigley to get her off of the hell train, but to no avail:

Isaiah 47:12-14 KJV: 12 Stand now with thine enchantments, and with the multitude of thy sorceries, wherein thou hast laboured from thy youth; if so be thou shalt be able to profit, if so be thou mayest prevail. 13 Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from [these things] that shall come upon thee. 14 Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: [there shall] not [be] a coal to warm at, [nor] fire to sit before it.

Astrology, as we all know, is based on a bunch of ancient superstitions and wishful thinking and has consistently failed to have any predictive power, which is one of the reasons why we True Christians™ reject it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Nancy Reagan, who wanted to run God's favorite country by satanic mumbo-jumbo, can beg astrologeress Joan Quigley to get her off of the hell train, but to no avail:

Nancy is the first reason you should not listen to women. Solomon, who was almost as wise as Ronald Reagan, made the same mistake and allowed his wives to worship false gods.

I always believed that President Reagan's foray into liberalism was the indirect cause of his being somewhat pensive in later years: let me explain -

God loved Ronald Reagan and when Nancy took up with necromancers and the like, God blessed President Reagan with angels of forgetfulness that he might rest contented at night. So strong was Nancy's influence that the angels worked overtime as her dabbling with Satan's hordes increased.

President Reagan’s first wife, whose name nobody remembers, produced a daughter! Maureen, a simple woman who failed as a politician – obviously Ronald could not support a woman – he was wiser then. So President Reagan adopted an heir, Michael as his then wife could not produce one, and then he divorced the first wife.

Michael turns out to be jail-bait for various pederasts and they inject him with demons of self-loathing.

It was at this stage that we can now see that Satan started to interfere in Ronald’s life and thrust Nancy upon him (rather like Job had bad things happen to him).

Nancy bore Patti, who turned her long-running feud with her parents into a literary career, and then she bore Ron who had inherited his mother’s intelligence, dropped out during his first semester at Yale in 1976 and went on to pursue what he said was a lifelong dream to become a ballet dancer. (Dear Lord, what trials and tribulations – It was as if he said “I’m going to have the bones taken out of my wrists and be a hairdresser specializing in interior design and fashion.” How could Ron do such a thing to his father?)

But President Reagan stood above all this – rose over the influences of abominations, witchcraft, and vileness. I can see Ronald and Nancy now – she roasting, him sipping mint juleps with Jesus…

[Levi Jones]

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Indeed Brethren,

If Kitty Kelly is to be believed, perhaps Reagan's one mistake ever in his great life was to have married the wrong woman, much like Salomon was led astray by his many wives. I can truly see the parallels in their lives and wisdom.

Nancy's many paramours, her divining and full blown Satan worship doubtlessly ensure she is Satan's new favorite blowjob queen as he gashes her mouth out with his sharp, barbed and pointy tallywhacker. (Miss you, Bobby Joe)

[Nobar King]

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Astrology, as we all know, is based on a bunch of ancient superstitions and wishful thinking and has consistently failed to have any predictive power, which is one of the reasons why we True Christians™ reject it.

Amen!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus! It seems that He has finally had His fill of these smelly punk rocker hippies from the 1960's. Today Jesus sent the founding member of the openly homersexural punk rock band "ELP" down to the deepest pits of hellfire. Glory!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Self-proclaimed funny man and admitted Jew, Gary Shandling booked his ticket to HELL! From now on, he shall be thoroughly punished for his part in killing !