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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

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      Patty Duke, child star, Oscar winner, advocate of mental health illnesses, called by Jesus to be tortured in Hell for all eternity!





      Patty Duke stared on stage at age 12, playing known atheist and feminazi Helen Keller in the original Broadway production of "The Miracle Worker." Invited to make a movie in 1962 Patty won the Academy Award for best supporting actress. She was the youngest actress at the time to do so. She could have taken her time on stage with all the nation watching to lament the roasting torture of Helen Keller for failing to know and love Jesus appropriately, but failed. She went on to star in her own tv show, "The Patty Duke Show," forcing young men into damning themselves through the addiction of self-rape. She admitted she was insane (calling it "bipolar), but rather than reaching out to Jesus for forgiveness, she reached out to Big Pharmacy, and encouraged others to do the same. Her legacy is one of missed opportunities and failed chances.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Patty Duke, child star, Oscar winner, advocate of mental health illnesses, called by Jesus to be tortured in Hell for all eternity!





        Patty Duke stared on stage at age 12, playing known atheist and feminazi Helen Keller in the original Broadway production of "The Miracle Worker." Invited to make a movie in 1962 Patty won the Academy Award for best supporting actress. She was the youngest actress at the time to do so. She could have taken her time on stage with all the nation watching to lament the roasting torture of Helen Keller for failing to know and love Jesus appropriately, but failed. She went on to star in her own tv show, "The Patty Duke Show," forcing young men into damning themselves through the addiction of self-rape. She admitted she was insane (calling it "bipolar), but rather than reaching out to Jesus for forgiveness, she reached out to Big Pharmacy, and encouraged others to do the same. Her legacy is one of missed opportunities and failed chances.
        Don't forget her disgusting turn as a drug-addled floozy popping pills and washing them down with liquor in "Valley of the Dolls."

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          I sent an email to my list serve of Mayors. I told them to stop fixing one street in their cities--let it become a series of potholes. Then name it Patty Duke Avenue.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
            Don't forget her disgusting turn as a drug-addled floozy popping pills and washing them down with liquor in "Valley of the Dolls."

            I wouldn't know about that film. I don't watch, nor am I familiar with porn.


            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              Merle Haggard dead. The guy was a dope addict, plain and simple. He also married five different women, which I suppose is better than marrying five different men, but not by much. The lord struck him down with cancer and he expired on his birthday. One of his kids said he told him a week ago that he was gonna die today, which makes me think he must of had a vision from God. Imagine that. God almighty comes down from heaven and tells you when he plans to strike you dead and there's not a thing you can do about it. If that were me, I'd piss myself, just like I did last night when I fell asleep in front of the teevee. It's a damn sin to show commercials during a Bronson picture.

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                isn't satan just awesome?!

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                  Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
                  isn't satan just awesome?!
                  That doesn't make sense, dear.


                  The Hell Train has made another stop, to pick up legendary


                  Mickey Rooney!






                  Starting his entrtainment career at the ripe old age of 17 months, Mickey Rooney was a part of MGM's "More Stars Than There Are In Heaven" line up of Hollywood Whores who sell their souls to Satan for a few minutes of fame in the spotlight. Rooney's few minutes of fame would span 8 decades, nearly the entire movie industry. In the 1930's and 1940's, he was the highest paid actor in liberal Hollyweird. Famous for his many roles, including perfecting the all-American, mischievous-teen-but-not-in-a-threatening-way trope, he grew into a bitter old man complaining of "elder abuse." Still acting, with three movies in the works, Jesus booted his ungrateful 93 year old soul right down into the Pits of Despair, where we know he will suffer for all eternity!

                  Glory!


                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    thats nice i shall meet him in hell and have fun with the rest of em! anyway enough about all that! You single? let's go out together somewhere! :-D <3

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                      Prince dead. The flu my ass. Am I saying for sure that it was AIDS, no. Is it likely, in my humble estimation? Yes it is. The guy was obviously a fag. All you had to do was take one look at him to know that. He was also one of those damn Jehosaphats, so if he did have AIDS, he might not of taken the pills on account of his beliefs. It adds up, is all I'm saying.

                      I actually thought some of his records were pretty good, and like a lot of jigs he had a knack for rhythm and that sort of thing, but all he sang about was filth. Perverted, pornographical crap. People that spread evil in the world like that deserve to have their balls smashed with hammers and their pricks cut down the middle with rough edged razors that snag on the skin deep in the guts of Hell, then stitched back together so the devils down there can have at em again. At least, that's the first thing that came to mind when I heard about his death. If he'd known about the real Jesus, things might of turned out different.

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                        Wasn't this boy a jehovist too?

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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Roper Crossburn View Post
                          Prince dead. The flu my ass. Am I saying for sure that it was AIDS, no. Is it likely, in my humble estimation? Yes it is. The guy was obviously a fag. All you had to do was take one look at him to know that.
                          Prince was the main reason I decided to be queer. In the eighties, the pro-homo agenda was just getting started, but it was powerful. Most homo-rectal intercoursing sessions began with a cassette tape of the degenerate.







                          "Do Me Baby" was the prevalent gay theme. Methamphetamine, poppers, Prince music? The orgy was on. Motel rooms full of dozens of queers viciously punching each other's rectums. Filthy man-seed on the ceilings and walls. It was fun when I hated God, but before I knew how Jesus sobbed every time I ejaculated inside another man's intestines.


                          I always felt bad after a night of fagging, but it was not really my fault.


                          May God and Jesus have mercy on the pervert Prince's soul. The gayness this inconsequential negro promoted deserves the thermite fires of Hell.


                          In Christ
                          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                            Brother Porter, I am moved and sobered by your testimony at the hands of Prince music, though you must remember to not blame yourself. God tests us in every way, everyday. Temptation would not really be a trick of the Devil if we are not deceived first and give credence to desire. Though hard as it may to resist a man like Prince gyrating on stage with his BBC spilling Not-So-Purple Rain onto his followers, we must remember that Jesus is the Truth in the end, and is the true rock we need.

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                              Chugga-chugga-chugga CHOO CHOOOOO!!! 🚂

                              The tranny, lesbo, he-she, drug-addled prostitute whore wrassler Chyna (a Communist as well?) has "bit the big one" and is now roasting in the eternal fires of Hell.

                              Joan Laurer, the groundbreaking female wrestler known as Chyna, has died.


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                                Originally posted by Roper Crossburn View Post
                                Prince dead. The flu my ass. Am I saying for sure that it was AIDS, no. Is it likely, in my humble estimation? Yes it is. The guy was obviously a fag. All you had to do was take one look at him to know that. He was also one of those damn Jehosaphats, so if he did have AIDS, he might not of taken the pills on account of his beliefs. It adds up, is all I'm saying.

                                I actually thought some of his records were pretty good, and like a lot of jigs he had a knack for rhythm and that sort of thing, but all he sang about was filth. Perverted, pornographical crap. People that spread evil in the world like that deserve to have their balls smashed with hammers and their pricks cut down the middle with rough edged razors that snag on the skin deep in the guts of Hell, then stitched back together so the devils down there can have at em again. At least, that's the first thing that came to mind when I heard about his death. If he'd known about the real Jesus, things might of turned out different.
                                I must say, I'm a bit confused about these news, everybody keeps saying "prince" without specifying which prince is the one who died - is that the old one (the one who traded Princess Diana for that old ugly woman), the bold one, or one of the baby ones that Kate woman keeps to spew from her womb?

                                God created fossils to test our faith.

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