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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #3061
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    While I’m glad they are gone, looking at the names of those who passed this year does make me sad. Why couldn’t they have repented and found Christ before Fauxi’s death jab killed them all?

    Such a waste. And the media will never admit the truth.
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    • Emily Brent
      Rocks For Brains, Unsaved trash, hopelessly weird
      • May 2013
      • 111

      #3062
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Virginia Day Templeton View Post

      And the media will never admit the truth.
      Journalists are an evil in this world - their false news proliferates our lives with the voracity of nettles and whetty weeds.


      Matthew 13:38 The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
      No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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      • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
        An old soul
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4915

        #3063
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
        ...descended into the abyss with South African ballerina Desmond Tutu and the real life Ant-Man E.O. Wilson.
        Poor Desmond, he died Tutu soon. Tutu soon?
        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        • Dennis Lukes
          Innkeeper for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2018
          • 2379

          #3064
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Emily Brent View Post
          voracity of nettles
          Speak of the devil...

          Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
          Blah blah blah
          ... and he shall appear.
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
            An old soul
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4915

            #3065
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            At least that explains where Herman McCain ended up. God forbid you'd have to choose between these two angry negros in a police line up. Or any of them, really.
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            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            • Dennis Lukes
              Innkeeper for Christ
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2018
              • 2379

              #3066
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Yes! Jesus just killed former Democrat Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and NFL video game character John Madden on the same day! Rejoice!
              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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              • handmaiden
                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 11299

                #3067
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                Yes! Jesus just killed former Democrat Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and NFL video game character John Madden on the same day! Rejoice!
                Some awful female lawyer who defended Roe V. Wade also died. In a way, that's a three-fer, 'cause "female", "lawyer" and "abortion" are all intrinsically evil things.

                GOoooooo, Jesus!!
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14076

                  #3068
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                  ...John Madden...
                  "BOOM" guy from that Odor Eaters commercial? He played football?

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                  • Esther B.
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 575

                    #3069
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    The Lord finally saw fit to send Betty White to Hell. Praise!
                    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                    Deuteronomy 6.5

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                    • handmaiden
                      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 11299

                      #3070
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
                      The Lord finally saw fit to send Betty White to Hell. Praise!
                      Oh, drat! I had her down for mid-2022.
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                         
                        • Jul 2014
                        • 8380

                        #3071
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        It was about time that the Godless woman was punished for her wilful defiance of Psalm 90:10. I see Sleepy Joe is leading the tributes to the only person who was more senile than him.
                        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12938

                          #3072
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
                          The Lord finally saw fit to send Betty White to Hell. Praise!
                          I can see the wink on Our Lord's Face, as He smote her just two weeks before her 100th birthday!
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • handmaiden
                            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 11299

                            #3073
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            I can see the wink on Our Lord's Face, as He smote her just two weeks before her 100th birthday!
                            Ha! So much for getting back the deposit on the party venue!
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • Roland
                              Obese Swedish Meatball
                              Delusional Forum Member
                              • May 2014
                              • 2189

                              #3074
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
                              Also, too bad this user is gone. Had he still been around, he might had just predicted Betty White!
                              That would be very impressive were it not only one in 24.
                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                              • Dennis Lukes
                                Innkeeper for Christ
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2018
                                • 2379

                                #3075
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                                I have George Takei, Betty White, Jimmy Carter, and Queen Elizabeth in my congregation's damnation pool. Come on Lord Jesus, we've still got a couple weeks left in the year!
                                Oh glory, glory, hallelujah! Our God is an awesome God! Talk about cutting it close! Less than 24 hours left in the year! At least it won't be a total loss.
                                I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                                Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                                But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                                From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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