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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827
    #3061
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    While I’m glad they are gone, looking at the names of those who passed this year does make me sad. Why couldn’t they have repented and found Christ before Fauxi’s death jab killed them all?

    Such a waste. And the media will never admit the truth.
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      • Emily Brent
        Rocks For Brains, Unsaved trash, hopelessly weird
        • May 2013
        • 111
        #3062
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Virginia Day Templeton View Post

        And the media will never admit the truth.
        Journalists are an evil in this world - their false news proliferates our lives with the voracity of nettles and whetty weeds.


        Matthew 13:38 The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
        No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
            An old soul
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4915
            #3063
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
            ...descended into the abyss with South African ballerina Desmond Tutu and the real life Ant-Man E.O. Wilson.
            Poor Desmond, he died Tutu soon. Tutu soon?
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • Dennis Lukes
                Innkeeper for Christ
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2018
                • 2379
                #3064
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Emily Brent View Post
                voracity of nettles
                Speak of the devil...

                Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
                Blah blah blah
                ... and he shall appear.
                I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                    An old soul
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 4915
                    #3065
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    At least that explains where Herman McCain ended up. God forbid you'd have to choose between these two angry negros in a police line up. Or any of them, really.
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                    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                      • Dennis Lukes
                        Innkeeper for Christ
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2018
                        • 2379
                        #3066
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Yes! Jesus just killed former Democrat Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and NFL video game character John Madden on the same day! Rejoice!
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                          • handmaiden
                            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 11299
                            #3067
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                            Yes! Jesus just killed former Democrat Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and NFL video game character John Madden on the same day! Rejoice!
                            Some awful female lawyer who defended Roe V. Wade also died. In a way, that's a three-fer, 'cause "female", "lawyer" and "abortion" are all intrinsically evil things.

                            GOoooooo, Jesus!!
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076
                                #3068
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                                ...John Madden...
                                "BOOM" guy from that Odor Eaters commercial? He played football?

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                                  • Esther B.
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Sep 2012
                                    • 575
                                    #3069
                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                    The Lord finally saw fit to send Betty White to Hell. Praise!
                                    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                                    Deuteronomy 6.5

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                                      • handmaiden
                                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2010
                                        • 11299
                                        #3070
                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                        Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
                                        The Lord finally saw fit to send Betty White to Hell. Praise!
                                        Oh, drat! I had her down for mid-2022.
                                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                                          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                                            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                                             
                                            • Jul 2014
                                            • 8380
                                            #3071
                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                            It was about time that the Godless woman was punished for her wilful defiance of Psalm 90:10. I see Sleepy Joe is leading the tributes to the only person who was more senile than him.
                                            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                                              • Basilissa
                                                South of the Border outreach program
                                                True Christian™
                                                 
                                                • Mar 2013
                                                • 12938
                                                #3072
                                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
                                                The Lord finally saw fit to send Betty White to Hell. Praise!
                                                I can see the wink on Our Lord's Face, as He smote her just two weeks before her 100th birthday!
                                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                                * * *

                                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                                True Christian™ Love.
                                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                                 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                                  • handmaiden
                                                    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • May 2010
                                                    • 11299
                                                    #3073
                                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                                    I can see the wink on Our Lord's Face, as He smote her just two weeks before her 100th birthday!
                                                    Ha! So much for getting back the deposit on the party venue!
                                                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                                                      • Roland
                                                        Obese Swedish Meatball
                                                        Delusional Forum Member
                                                        • May 2014
                                                        • 2189
                                                        #3074
                                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                        Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
                                                        Also, too bad this user is gone. Had he still been around, he might had just predicted Betty White!
                                                        That would be very impressive were it not only one in 24.
                                                        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                                                        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                                                          • Dennis Lukes
                                                            Innkeeper for Christ
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2018
                                                            • 2379
                                                            #3075
                                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                                                            I have George Takei, Betty White, Jimmy Carter, and Queen Elizabeth in my congregation's damnation pool. Come on Lord Jesus, we've still got a couple weeks left in the year!
                                                            Oh glory, glory, hallelujah! Our God is an awesome God! Talk about cutting it close! Less than 24 hours left in the year! At least it won't be a total loss.
                                                            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                                                            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                                                            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                                                            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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