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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #706
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    About time that Cronkite died! I always felt he should have been prosecuted for war crimes for derailing the perfectly good Vietnam War. He turned it away from a noble cause of destroying communism into a "do we really need to be there? we're killing people! Shame to our soldiers!" circus.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29433

      #707
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      You know Rev. Jim, it was all about getting his face on TV in millions of households. What kind of name is 'Cronkite', sounds like a joo to me......
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • joshua
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2009
        • 1

        #708
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        why do you continue to insult people with retardation. They are not going to hell. If they so choose to except Jesus Christ as their savior or die before acountability they will be saved

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #709
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          It sure has been a slow week for HELL TRAIN. I hope it speeds up soon and picks up PATRICK SWAYZE or TED KENNEDY or even BOB BARKER (is he dead yet?)



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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #710
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by joshua View Post
            why do you continue to insult people with retardation. They are not going to hell. If they so choose to except Jesus Christ as their savior or die before acountability they will be saved
            There are two holes in your theory. First, if they are too retarded to accept Jesus Christ as their Savior, then by definition they cannot be saved. Second, there is no "age of accountability" in the Bible.
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            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2241

              #711
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by joshua View Post
              why do you continue to insult people with retardation. They are not going to hell. If they so choose to except Jesus Christ as their savior or die before accountability they will be saved

              I'm not sure the retarded have souls, so maybe when they die, that's it for them. They are not held responsible for crimes as we do not expect them to differentiate between good and evil, and that is one of the salient points for being deemed an ensouled being.

              If we coalesce into a moral certainty that the retarded are unensouled, then perhaps we might bend the more useful among them towards our profitable undertakings . . . .
              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • LordsServant
                Unsaved trash, teenaged girl
                Under Investigation
                • Jul 2009
                • 1

                #712
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                There are two holes in your theory. First, if they are too retarded to accept Jesus Christ as their Savior, then by definition they cannot be saved. Second, there is no "age of accountability" in the Bible.
                Your right accountability is never mentioned in the bible. Just as the word
                trinity is never mentioned in the bible. But we as Christians to believe and know that God Jesus and the Holy Spirit are one in the same. But look at
                2 Samuel 12: 22-23 where David looses his son.

                I do believe these are the king James version, forgive me if they are not.
                2 Samuel 12: 22-23
                22: And he said, While the child was yet alive, I fasted and wept: for I said, Who can tell whether GOD will be gracious to me, that the child may live? 23: But now he is dead, wherefore should I fast? can I bring him back again? I shall go to him, but he shall not return to me.

                By that passage even though we are born with original sin and born sinners
                it shows that his child goes to heaven. Not all people with retardation are
                as stupid as you think, it just takes things longer to transfer thoughts from one side of the brain to another. If they are smart enough to differentiate right from wrong they are help accountable. If they are not and have the same mentality as a child like David's then they will be saved by the grace of God. Like wise people who have never heard of God or been preached to
                from the bible can be saved.
                Romans 1:20
                20:
                For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

                Either way its good to finally have a nice Christian website to visit.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #713
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Dear friend:

                  When you have a moment, please post an introduction in the introduction forum.

                  Also, regarding the age of accountability and particularly the passage from 2 Samuel that you quote, you may wish to read this article. Since the site is a non-LBC site, we cannot vouch for the Godliness of everything on it, but the author of this particular article shows a thorough knowledge of Scripture. I would add that John 3:18 includes no exception for those below any age of accountability.

                  In Christ's abundant love,

                  Isaac
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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22827

                    #714
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by LordsServant View Post
                    [...]look at 2 Samuel 12: 22-23 where David looses his son.

                    I do believe these are the king James version, forgive me if they are not.
                    2 Samuel 12: 22-23
                    22: And he said, While the child was yet alive, I fasted and wept: for I said, Who can tell whether GOD will be gracious to me, that the child may live? 23: But now he is dead, wherefore should I fast? can I bring him back again? I shall go to him, but he shall not return to me.

                    By that passage even though we are born with original sin and born sinners
                    it shows that his child goes to heaven. [...]
                    I cannot find that in the passage at all.

                    It is said that no one in the Old Testament went to Heaven - no one.
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                    • brasilkid
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 2

                      #715
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Are you people serious!? How on earth can you preach about God never ending love, mercy and compassion, and then condemn people for having a mental disorder? God is just, if the person does not have the condition to understand salvation, God is marcyful, gracious, loving and forgiving, he will save that special person and even a small child that is too young to understand salvation. If you find any biblical evidence to support your crazy idea that for some reason children and the mentally disabled are going to eternal damnation, then everything in the Bible about Gods love is fake. If the whole Bible could be summed up in one word....im 100% sure, without a doubt that LOVE would be that word. So..how bout we all start practicing some love?

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #716
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by brasilkid View Post
                        If you find any biblical evidence to support your crazy idea that for some reason children and the mentally disabled are going to eternal damnation, then everything in the Bible about Gods love is genuine.
                        John 3:18: He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. (Note the lack of an exception for those who for whatever reason lack the mental capacity to believe.)
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                        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2241

                          #717
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by brasilkid View Post
                          . . . . God is just, if the person does not have the condition to understand salvation, God is marcyful, gracious, loving and forgiving, he will save that special person and even a small child that is too young to understand salvation . . . .

                          If an 'individual' cannot understand salvation then that 'individual' may not have an immortal soul. If they do not have a soul, then they are not a living being (like us). Animals, not being ensouled, neither ascend to heaven nor descend to hell when they die. So to the unensouled. Their 'reward' after their existence here is nonexistence.
                          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #718
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Author E. Lynn Harris dies at age 54



                            AP – FILE - In this July 7, 2008 file photo, author E. Lynn Harris poses in the living room of his home in …

                            Fri Jul 24
                            Long before the secret world of closeted black gay men came to light in America, bestselling author E. Lynn Harris introduced a generation of black women to the phenomenon known as the "down low."

                            Harris endeared such characters to readers who were otherwise unfamiliar with them, using themes and backdrops familiar to urban professionals, conditioned by their upbringings, their church leaders or their friends to condemn and criticize homosexuality in the African-American community. A proud Razorback cheerleader at the University of Arkansas who struggled with his own sexuality before becoming a pioneer of gay black fiction, Harris died Thursday at age 54 while promoting his latest book in Los Angeles.

                            His readers, many of them young black, professional women of dating age, were fascinated and shocked to learn that the men in their lives could be attracted to other men. Harris' vivid storytelling — at least somewhat grounded in his reality and of others whom he knew — pulled back the curtain for some and held up the mirror for others.

                            "He was a pioneering voice within the black LGBT community, but also resonated with mainstream communities, regardless of race and sexual orientation," said Herndon Davis, a gay advocate and a diversity media consultant in Los Angeles. "Harris painted with eloquent prose and revealing accuracy the lives of African American men and the many complicated struggles they faced reconciling their sexuality and spirituality while rising above societal taboos within the black community."
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78551

                              #719
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Never heard of the boy.

                              What's the holdup with Patrick Swayze?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639

                                #720
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by that lie-beral MSM article about sodomite Harris
                                Publicist Laura Gilmore said Harris died Thursday night after being stricken at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, and a cause of death had not been determined.
                                If it's a homer dying in his fifties, I think we can always determine the cause of death.
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