[SUV]

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Gary Coleman, deformed gargoyle of "Whachoo talkin bout, Willis?" fame, hopped aboard the Hell Train today after a brain hemorrhage.

What do you think the demons will say to Gary?

Gay-Ray! Gay-Ray! Gay-Ray!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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I would have thought Mr. Coleman did not meet the minimum requirement for receiving a brain hemorrhage . . .

Oh, well. In any regard, Mrs. Satan will now be using Gary as her tampon on those 'heavy' days.

[HTannor]

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Gary Coleman, deformed gargoyle of "Whachoo talkin bout, Willis?" fame, hopped aboard the Hell Train today after a brain hemorrhage.

What do you think the demons will say to Gary?

...."after a brain hemorrhage".

Stroke, drug overdose, what's the difference? Coons love their illegal brain altering narcotics. The little runt is from the same class as all the other retards.

Case closed.

[SUV]

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After following the Good Reverend's link, I see his Death for what it really is - HIS Punishment for Gay-Ray Marrying a White "woman":

[Jedediah]

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Sounds like the LORD chose to bless Mr. Coleman with a Diffr'nt Stroke.

Glory!

More evidence that God does indeed have a sense of humor...

As if smiting the Philistines with emerods is I Samuel 5 was not evidence enough...

I'm just surprised God did not take action earlier, given his race-mixing.

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

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A brother in Christ told me Coleman never consummated his marriage. Perhaps that bought him some time. It appears that Coleman never had relations with a woman. His marriage was a front while he participated as a sex tool in gay orgies.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A brother in Christ told me Coleman never consummated his marriage.

How would she know?

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I just get so darned excited when I see a post to this thread. I ask my self who will it be, Charlie Sheen, may be Elizabeth Taylor , Osamba Bin-Laden or his brother Barrack Osamba . I feel like a child with his first Bible, amazed, filled with hope and the Love of Jesus. Well it was not who I had hoped for but I am still happy that Mr Gardner is in Hell!

My heart welled with joy too, Brother James! I had to near pinch myself when I heard the news. Praise Jesus Indeed! I heard Coleman died in Utah, so he was already close to Hell on drawing his last breath.

I also see you have a wonderful list of "who will be next". May I respectfully add one to the bunch? If so, I would like it to be Emmanuel Lewis.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Hippie biker Dennis Hopper boarded today, I wonder if Satan will "Easy Ride" him.

[HTannor]

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.......... I wonder if Satan will "Easy Ride" him.........

I hope the Flaming Tallywacker™ gives him a good workout. Promoting drugs and Harleys is just so wrong on so many levels.

Think of the children exposed to these evil messages!

Especially the Harleys. Constantly leaking oil all over the LBC parking lot. I hope we ban them.

My Honda Goldwing (with air conditioning, auto transmission, power steering, power windows, and lumbar support) doesn't do that. Well, okay, it's Jap bike and theyhadto give us something for disinfecting Hiroshima and Nagasaki. But it doesn't leak oil like those Milwaukee monstrosities.


Will that gay fag Peter Fonda be far behind?

And will his sister, (Hanoi) Jane be next?

And her husband Ted ("I own all of Idaho and a boat load of buffalo I like to bugger") Turner needs to face the Spewing Spear™ of Satan.

And speaking of names that begin with the letter "T", Donald Trump is way overdue. Have you seen his hairpiece? It looks like a demented beaver after a bad day gnawing on one of God's Pine Trees.

And Jack Nicholson is overdue. His role in "Five Easy Pieces" condemned him at an early age.



I could go on, but I find myself in a tizzy and must repair to my library and the comfort of the KJV1611,

[Levi Jones]

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Who's next? Woo woo!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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I'm just curious here;

was it ever determined just what variety of creature Coleman was?

Imp, pixie, troll, mini-demon, gnome, elf, or hobgoblin ??


Or was he some unsavory hybrid ?

[juniorsrs2]

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How can you be so racist and hatefull?! WHAT OR WHO makes you think you have the power to judge anyone´s Salvation?! For all you hypocrite close minded "True Christians" who claim to know who is going to hell or Heaven, Let me tell you something, ONLY GOD knows, ONLY GOD chooses who is worthy and ONLY GOD has the power to Judge who shall be saved! Do you really believe that heaven is only for White amercians?! Are you all that close minded?! Jesuuusssssss! ¬¬
When the bible was written, America didnt Even exist, Jesus wasnt American, and no one knows if he was white or black or yellow or brown.

Oh and I Guess you must have a crystall ball of some sort in your church that shows whoever is in hell or heaven right?! GOD teaches us love and forgiveness not Hatred and Racism! Jesus gave salvation to the THIEF who was crucified next to him! a THIEF!!!
he died to save EVERYONE!! not only the "perfect" and "white"]

Dont you read your bibles?

"For when we were yet without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly." (Romans 5:6)

NOT ONLY WHITE AMERICANS!

"For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boast." (Ephesians 22:8,9)


THROUGH FAITH!! NOT COLOUR, SHAPE or BODY!! FAITH!!


"For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." (Romans 10:3)



WHOSEVER!! NOT ONLY WHITE AMERICANS!!


"But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."


ALL SINS!!


"He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life."
(John 3:36)


EVERYONE!! NOT ONLY WHITE AMERICANS! It doesnt say you must be american or tall or short or skinny or white to believe, you must Simply Believe!!


"But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." (Matthew 19:14)


ALL THE CHILDREN!! NOT ONLY THE "PERFECT" AMERICAN ONES!!



And How dare you say disabled or mentally challenged people are going to Hell?! Where in the Hell did you read that in your bible?! What does Faith has to do with physiognomy?!We will be judged by our hearts NOT our body!! ANYONE WHO ACCEPTS JESUS AS THEIR ONLY AND TRUE SAVIOR AND REGRETS THEIR SINS SHALL BE FORGIVEN AND SAVED!!!! Theres NOTHING whatsoever in the bible stating that Being skinny, white or american is a prerequisite to go to heaven!



"For there is no respect of persons with God." (Romans 2:11)

"Then Peter opened [his] mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons" But IN EVERY NATION he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him. (Acts 10:34,35)


Jesus cured leprous, blind, disabled! He loved and forgave everyone!


Oh and if you claim to be a "true Christian" READ YOUR BIBLE AND FOLLOW IT!

"Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
(Matthew 7)

So simply read it, and the same way you are judging these people you shall be judged by GOD! So I would suggest you started taking all that hatred and prejudice off your heart, and start learning the true essence of God´s Word before its too late.





God Bless ALL, and ill be praying for you.

[HTannor]

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.............. and ill be praying for you...........

My, oh my, that's a great deal of typing. You must be quite upset to spew all that hatred of us.


By the way, while i feel humbled the ill are praying for me, I feel much better praying for the ill.

Unless they're fags, of course, because queers invite their own illnesses.

[Brother Alex]

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How can you be so racist and hatefull?!

Dear friend, we are not racist. Everybody can be Saved® if they only repent of their sins, accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior and follow the Bible to the letter.

We also do not hate anyone. God however does hate certain types of people, as stated in the Book of Proverbs:

Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

WHAT OR WHO makes you think you have the power to judge anyone´s Salvation?!

Leviticus 19:15: Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Do you really believe that heaven is only for White amercians?! Are you all that close minded?!

No.

When the bible was written, America didnt Even exist, Jesus wasnt American, and no one knows if he was white or black or yellow or brown.

Jesus is white with blond hair.

Revelation 1:14: His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

Oh and I Guess you must have a crystall ball of some sort in your church

We do not practice witchcraft here.

Exodus 22:18: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.