[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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An important but little known facilitator of Satan bought his seat in the wagon with the souls of the aborted on May 16th. Like all the top intelligence commanders his true identity was known to only a few of Satan's minions.

Edward English was a publisher with Hodder and Stoughton and, in 1979, was singlehandedly responsible for the publication and distribution throughout the world of "The New International Version" (NIV) of The Holy Bible (KJV1611) Thus he is responsible for the loss of Billions of Souls from heaven and Global Warming as the fires of Hell burned ever brighter!

God had already caused him misery, both his first and second wives died of cancer, but he plied his vile trade not caring at all about the consequences. Doubtless, he sold his soul at an early age.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Jesus, Please-us, let it be SO!

But they're Sure gonna be jealous to find that Bea Arthur has been - and will continue to be - Hogging Satan's attentions 24/7!

Considering Satan is a homer, it makes perfect sense.

YIC

WS

[jennabenna]

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Any deity who would send a person to hell for being born with a disability is not worthy of worship.

And I'd take eternity in hell with people who have Down's Syndrome over eternity in heaven with a sanctimoniuos bitch who has a glacier where her heart should be (that would be you) any day.

It would be much nicer to be in a hell full of people with Down's Syndrome. People with Down's are always so happy.
You, on the other hand, make me emo. Congrats.

[BelieverInGod]

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It would be much nicer to be in a hell full of people with Down's Syndrome. People with Down's are always so happy.
You, on the other hand, make me emo. Congrats.

You may want to ask someone who has worked with these people about how happy they are. My brother-in-law was thrown through a plate glass window by one, just because it wasn't snack time.

Imagine dealing with a 175 pound toddler.

[jennabenna]

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It would be much nicer to be in a hell full of people with Down's Syndrome. People with Down's are always so happy.
You, on the other hand, make me emo. Congrats.

I mean the LBC people, of course, not you, OldIronCrotch.

[jennabenna]

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You may want to ask someone who has worked with these people about how happy they are. My brother-in-law was thrown through a plate glass window by one, just because it wasn't snack time.

Imagine dealing with a 175 pound toddler.

I have worked with them. Don't judge people too quickly.

[BelieverInGod]

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I have worked with them. Don't judge people too quickly.

So he happily tossed my BIL through the window?

[SUV]

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Dear JESUS - someone has Invoked the dreaded OldIronCrotch. What next on this Godly board? More thespians?

[HTannor]

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This just in:

Osbourne wants to leave body to science
WENN, June 7, 2010
Rocker Ozzy Osbourne wants to donate his body to science, insisting it's a "medical miracle" he's still alive after years of partying hard.
The Black Sabbath star is baffled he has managed to survive to the age of 61 and is convinced doctors and scientists would benefit from dissecting and studying his body after he dies.
He says, "By all accounts, I'm a medical miracle. When I die, I should donate my body to the Natural History Museum. It's all very well going on a bender for a couple of days but mine went on for 40 years. At one point, I was knocking back four bottles of cognac a day, blacking out, coming to again and carrying on."
The "Dreamer" hitmaker has struggled with an addiction to alcohol and prescription drugs, and was hospitalized with severe injuries after he was involved in a quad bike accident in 2003.
But he admits he has always had concerns about his health: "I happen to be the world's worst hypochondriac. I will catch a disease off the telly. Being ill is like a hobby. I've even started to diagnose my own diseases, thanks to Google."
The Black Sabbath star is baffled he has managed to survive to the age of 61 and is convinced doctors and scientists would benefit from dissecting and studying his body after he dies.
He says, "By all accounts, I'm a medical miracle. When I die, I should donate my body to the Natural History Museum. It's all very well going on a bender for a couple of days but mine went on for 40 years. At one point, I was knocking back four bottles of cognac a day, blacking out, coming to again and carrying on."
The "Dreamer" hitmaker has struggled with an addiction to alcohol and prescription drugs, and was hospitalized with severe injuries after he was involved in a quad bike accident in 2003.
But he admits he has always had concerns about his health: "I happen to be the world's worst hypochondriac. I will catch a disease off the telly. Being ill is like a hobby. I've even started to diagnose my own diseases, thanks to Google."

With any luck it will be sooner rather than later. And his body won't be in a science lab somewhere, it will be spreadeagled in satan's dungeon waiting for the Flaming Tallwacker(tm) to drive home the point of a wasted, debaucherous life.

[WWJDnow]

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Hippie biker Dennis Hopper boarded today, I wonder if Satan will "Easy Ride" him.

Dennis Hopper blew it.

Imp, pixie, troll, mini-demon, gnome, elf, or hobgoblin ??

Reb, Reb, Reb... don't you know that pixies, trolls, gnomes, elves, and hobgoblins don't really exist? They were all dreamed up by the guys who invented the Satanic game Dungeons and Dragons. Demons, of course really do exist, as do sea monsters, unicorns, cockatrices, and fiery flying serpents. I know this because the Bible tells me so.

Or was he some unsavory hybrid ?

I don't think he had any negro blood.

Do you really believe that heaven is only for White amercians?!

Excellent set of questions, juniorsrs2. I like the way you quote the Bible, even though I think your interpretations are wrong.

Regarding whether heaven is only for White americans, there is some debate on this question, but our opinion at Landover is that negroes will also go to Heaven. After all, who's going to do all of the cooking, cleaning, and other servant's duties without them?

Jesus wasnt American

Jesus was, at the very least, an honorary American.

GOD teaches us love and forgiveness not Hatred and Racism!

Here's what Jesus said when the Caananite woman asked Him to drive the demons from her daughter:

But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me. But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs. And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table. Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.

As long as lesser peoples are willing to admit that they are dogs and be treated accordingly, you're right, it's wrong to be racist toward them. That is a rule that Jesus lived by.

he died to save EVERYONE!!

Jesus did not die to save EVERYONE. Consider Jesus's response when His disciples asked him why He spake in parables:

Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given.... Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.... lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

See? Jesus deliberately told confusing stories to be sure that people whom God didn't want to be saved wouldn't be saved by accident. If He wanted EVERYONE!! to be saved, why did He do that?

Dont you read your bibles?

We do. We would be glad to engage you toe-to-toe in a contest of Bible quotes, so bring 'em on.

"For when we were yet without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly." (Romans 5:6)

Christ didn't die for those who stay ungodly.

"For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God:

Not of works, lest any man should boast." (Ephesians 22:8,9)

Yes, of course. But don't ignore James 2:14:

What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?

"For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved."

(Romans 10:3)

You might want to check that one, that's not what Romans 10:3 says.

"But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."

ALL SINS!!

Yes, it's true, Jesus Christ cleanseth us from all sin. No exceptions. Remember, however, the unforgivable sin:

...he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness.... Mark 3:29

"He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life." (John 3:36) EVERYONE!! NOT ONLY WHITE AMERICANS! It doesnt say you must be american or tall or short or skinny or white to believe, you must Simply Believe!!

It does say you need to be a MAN. He that believeth isn't the same as all who believe.

Jesus cured leprous, blind, disabled! He loved and forgave everyone!

Jesus also told them to stop committing the sins that caused them to be disabled:

And a certain man was there, which had an infirmity thirty and eight years... Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee. John 5:5-14

Anyway, Jesus didn't heal out of love. Jesus only healed just enough to be sure that prophecy would be fulfilled, then refused to heal any more;

When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick: That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, saying, Himself took our infirmities, and bare our sicknesses. Now when Jesus saw great multitudes about him, he gave commandment to depart unto the other side. Matthew 8:16-18

Oh and if you claim to be a "true Christian" READ YOUR BIBLE AND FOLLOW IT!

We do, we do. Tell me, have you rejected all of your non-Christian friends as the Bible directs?

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?... Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord.... 2 Corinthians 6:14-17

"Judge not

, that ye be not judged.

For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? (Matthew 7)

Please explain--if you don't think people should judge others, why are you here judging us?

So I would suggest you started taking all that hatred and prejudice off your heart, and start learning the true essence of God´s Word before its too late.

Why should we love those who are God's enemies? Jesus told us that God only loves those who accept Jesus as their savior:

He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him. John 12:21

God Bless ALL

God does not bless those who do not accept Jesus:

Christ hath redeemed us from the curse of the law, being made a curse for us: for it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree: That the blessing of Abraham might come on the Gentiles through Jesus Christ; that we might receive the promise of the Spirit through faith. Galatians 3:13-14

and ill be praying for you.

Thank you. We will pray for you, too.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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This just in:



With any luck it will be sooner rather than later. And his body won't be in a science lab somewhere, it will be spreadeagled in satan's dungeon waiting for the Flaming Tallwacker™ to drive home the point of a wasted, debaucherous life.

Is there any research out there studying ''THe Keith Richards Effect'' It might give us insight into the workings of the mind of Satan. He has to be the only reason that Richards and Osbourne have survived so many years of self destruction.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Was it noted here that when Dennis "Sleazy Rider" Hopper died, it was from the Hollywood "ass cancer"? Just like Farrah Fawcett, just like a host of other silver screen freakazoids.

What do they do to each other out there?

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Was it noted here that when Dennis "Sleazy Rider" Hopper died, it was from the Hollywood "ass cancer"? Just like Farrah Fawcett, just like a host of other silver screen freakazoids.

What do they do to each other out there?

What don't they do Sister.

[Stupid_people_asking]

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I'm going to have to call BS on that one. Those were girls and if you are silly enough to believe that they were born males then you have to be the most simple minded woman I have ever met.

The Hansons is 3 boys
maybe you just confused them with someone else or just didnt know they where boys cause they had long hair and looked alot like girls

[Benedict A. Davis]

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The Hansons is 3 boys
maybe you just confused them with someone else or just didnt know they where boys cause they had long hair and looked alot like girls

You do realize that the thread you are calling out was dated 04-13-2008, 01:23 PM. The person you are questioning has been gone for several years as well. Don't expect too much interaction on your comment child.

I also notice you have made 10 posts and have not introduced yourself to the forum Make an Introduction for yourself.
you should read these as well,
Noobs read this
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You should do these things before you post on any other threads