[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Lena Horne, Hellyweird entertaineress and uppity Negress who agitated for special rights, will enjoy stormy weather for eternity.

Good riddance! With a name like "Lena Horny", where ELSE would she end up?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

I sincerely believe the world is now a slightly better place. God is Good!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Lena Horne, Hellyweird entertaineress and uppity Negress who agitated for special rights, will enjoy stormy weather for eternity.

It really is sad to that people turn to evil like this. Because the Miss Horne wanted special privileges for people Jesus didn't want she is right now burning in Hell. You feel people like Miss Horne are deep down good people but they have no concept of the harm they cause. Liberals need to understand there is such a thing as personal responsibility. Just claiming you didn't chose to be borne a certain way or certain skin color doesn't cut with The Lord. Got to own up to your actions, that's why Jesus died on the cross for our sins.

[SUV]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Good riddance! With a name like "Lena Horny", where ELSE would she end up?

She is a classic case of miscegination: neegroes turning out damn near White and getting BIG IDEAS

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

She is a classic case of miscegination: neegroes turning out damn near White and getting BIG IDEAS

You know it, Sister SUV. It all started back in the days of slavery when the sultry and seductive negresses would do practically ANYTHING to become pregnant by the white plantation owner!! Sadly, many of these upstanding Southern Gentlemen gave in to the wild temptresses singing the Negroidal Siren Songs.....

That was the beginning of the end for America, when the Negro women conspired to create a mongrel race by taking advantage of White men. And just look at the disgusting mongrels that have turned out from this sinister plan: Halle Barry, Lenny Kravitz, Barack Obama, Lena Horne, Jennifer Beals, Tyra Banks, Derek Jeter, etc.

Disgusting.

[James Dewitt]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Derek Jeter is a negroid, now I know why I left New York.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Dave Fisher of the Highwaymen, a sixties Greenwich Village folk-music group (and we know what that means, don't we, comrades?), has been called to an audition in hell. Michael, row the boat through the lake of fire, Hallelujah.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Another musician had been called to hell by Jesus. THIS ONE seems to have been preparing his own damnation for years. Look at the demons whining.

[SUV]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Dave Fisher of the Highwaymen, a sixties Greenwich Village folk-music group (and we know what that means, don't we, comrades?), has been called to an audition in hell. Michael, row the boat through the lake of fire, Hallelujah.

He'll quit complaining about Working in "Them Old Cotton Fields Back Home" when Satan puts him to work on his sulphur plantation,
eh, Pastor?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Another musician had been called to hell by Jesus. THIS ONE seems to have been preparing his own damnation for years. Look at the demons whining.

Ronnie James Dio was a noted Satanist. He and Ozzy Osbourne started a cult called "Black Sabbath" which recruited impressionable youth into Satanism via the medium of rock and roll. He glorified Satan worship like no other. Literally millions of people accepted Satan as their personal lord through his lyrics and backwards hidden messages on his album. Thousands of kids later committed suicide and murder while under the influence of this auditory drug he plagued upon society.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Jesus has seen fit to send a witch to hell on this fine day. THIS witch was called Martin Gardner, and it spent it's life defying God by using mathematical spells to befuddle and confuse people. I assume it's now counting the flames that char its flesh down in the eternal lake of fire.

Martin Gardner, 95, math and science writer, dies

NORMAN, Okla. -- Prolific mathematics and science writer Martin Gardner, known for popularizing recreational mathematics and debunking paranormal claims, died Saturday. He was 95.

Gardner died Saturday after a brief illness at Norman Regional Hospital, said his son James Gardner. He had been living at an assisted living facility in Norman.

Martin Gardner was born in 1914 in Tulsa, Okla., and earned a bachelor's degree in philosophy at the University of Chicago.

He became a freelance writer, and in the 1950s wrote features and stories for several children's magazines. His creation of paper-folding puzzles led to his publication in Scientific American magazine, where he wrote his "Mathematical Games" column for 25 years.

Just look at this spell it cast several years ago. (Don't worry, I have rendered it harmless thru prayer. It can't hurt you unless you attempt to understand it.)

1. Reversed Trousers
Each end of a 10-foot length of rope is tied securely to a man’s ankles. Without cutting or untying the rope, is it possible to remove his trousers, turn them inside out on the rope and put them back on correctly? Party guests should try to answer this confusing topological question before initiating any empirical tests.

[James Dewitt]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

I just get so darned excited when I see a post to this thread. I ask my self who will it be, Charlie Sheen, may be Elizabeth Taylor , Osamba Bin-Laden or his brother Barrack Osamba . I feel like a child with his first Bible, amazed, filled with hope and the Love of Jesus. Well it was not who I had hoped for but I am still happy that Mr Gardner is in Hell!

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

The bass player from the Demonic band Slipknot is now in hell being anally violated by demons with engorged genitalia.

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/25/slipknot.bassist/

(CNN) -- The autopsy of Paul Gray, the bassist for the Grammy-winning metal band Slipknot, will be conducted Tuesday, authorities said.
The autopsy, including toxicology tests, will allow medical examiners to determine Gray's preliminary cause of death.
He was found dead Monday morning by staff at the TownePlace Suites in Des Moines, Iowa, said Sgt. Dave Disney of the Urbandale Police Department.
Gray was 38.
Slipknot -- whose fans are affectionately known as "Maggots" -- was formed in Des Moines in late 1995 and became immediately recognizable for the dark and often grotesque homemade Halloween masks its nine members wore on stage. The band won a Grammy award in 2006 for best metal performance for "Before I Forget."
Slipknot's self-titled debut album went platinum in 2000. Its fourth album, "All Hope is Gone," spent 69 weeks on Billboard's Top 200 charts, debuting at No. 1 its first week in 2008.
Gray was arrested in Iowa in 2003 on drug possession charges when police found small amounts of marijuana, two syringes and a substance that field-tested positive for cocaine after he was involved in a wreck with another motorist.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Gary Coleman, deformed gargoyle of "Whachoo talkin bout, Willis?" fame, hopped aboard the Hell Train today after a brain hemorrhage.

What do you think the demons will say to Gary?

[Dr. Ian Sin-Puncher]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Gary Coleman, deformed gargoyle of "Whachoo talkin bout, Willis?" fame, hopped aboard the Hell Train today after a brain hemorrhage.

What do you think the demons will say to Gary?

Sounds like the LORD chose to bless Mr. Coleman with a Diffr'nt Stroke.

Glory!