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  • #1381
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by HTannor View Post
    Well, they're going to get her shoveled into the dirt:

    She's going to planted near that freak - Michael Jackson.

    I pray to our Lord, Jesus, that the harlot is not buried near our Godly Iowan, John Wayne.
    I pray with you on that, Judge HTannor.

    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
    ~Matt. 10:33
    ~~~~~~~
    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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    • #1382
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
      Ma'am, again, that doesn't put her in God's grace. Kindly refer to my Scriptural signature line.
      Well I think the Bible said she was saved through childbirth, so she's safe...

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      • #1383
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
        Well I think the Bible said she was saved through childbirth, so she's safe...
        Whoa, hold on there! Sure, 1 Timothy 2:15 DOES say we women are saved through childbearing, but that's not ALL it says!

        "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."         1 Timothy 2:15

        Now, do YOU think that harlot lived a life of "faith and charity and holiness with sobriety"? Because if a woman doesn't (along with giving birth to as many little soldiers of Christ as she can), she's going straight to HELL!


        ... And no, Liz being a harlot doesn't count as "charity".
        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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        • #1384
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
          Whoa, hold on there! Sure, 1 Timothy 2:15 DOES say we women are saved through childbearing, but that's not ALL it says!

          "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."           1 Timothy 2:15

          Now, do YOU think that harlot lived a life of "faith and charity and holiness with sobriety"? Because if a woman doesn't (along with giving birth to as many little soldiers of Christ as she can), she's going straight to HELL!


          ... And no, Liz being a harlot doesn't count as "charity".
          Voice of reason, God's Word. Thank you, Sister.
          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
          ~Matt. 10:33
          ~~~~~~~
          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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          • #1385
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Everyone Knows that adopted "Children" are Of Satan

            And one of them looks kinda like a little gook in the Bargain

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            • #1386
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              All the media attention today for the death of former Liberal DEMONcrat VP candidate Geraldine Ferraro today just goes to show how liberal the lamestream media has become!! She and her disgusting partner at the top of the ticket were soundly rejected by The American People in 1984-- in favor of The Great Ronald Reagan.

              In the 1984 election, Mondale and Ferraro only carried Taxachusetts and the District of Corruption--- proving that Real Americans(tm) reject their failed liberal policies. Why isn't the media covering the far more interesting Conservative REPUBLICAN Sarah Palin today instead of Ferraro? Isn't that a much more interesting and positive story than an aging liberal with failed and rejected ideas finally getting swept into the incinerator of history?

              Don't get me wrong, I'm happy that Ferraro is finally headed to her well-deserved rendezvous with Satan in hell. But it's sad to see how wildly liberal the American media has become!

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              • #1387
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                the truths are she nursed 4 kids
                Any sane person would get the impression that she was pimping for that nigra Jackson.
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                • #1388
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  The papist Geraldine Ferraro boarded and is on her way to join all Godless females that think they can stop baking pies and run for public office.

                  Praise Jesus!


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                  • #1389
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                    Don't get me wrong, I'm happy that Ferraro is finally headed to her well-deserved rendezvous with Satan in hell. But it's sad to see how wildly liberal the American media has become!
                    Amen brother Monty. It's high time that Jesus sent that filthy lesbian to the hellfire she deserves. Women who run for vice president! Can you imagine!? The Bible commands that women stay home, shut their yaps, and pop out future soldiers for Christ, not run for vice president and boss men around.

                    I'm praying that every demon in hell is pulling the hairs of Ferraro's mustache out with scalding hot tweezers right now.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #1390
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Amen brother Monty. It's high time that Jesus sent that filthy lesbian to the hellfire she deserves. Women who run for vice president! Can you imagine!? The Bible commands that women stay home, shut their yaps, and pop out future soldiers for Christ, not run for vice president and boss men around.

                      I'm praying that every demon in hell is pulling the hairs of Ferraro's mustache out with scalding hot tweezers right now.
                      Today is a lugubrious day. Ferraro was a good role model for women all across the United States, proving that women can do incredible things. I lament her passing.
                      Ezekiel 25:17: "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them."
                      PRO 4:7 "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding." ECC 1:18 "For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."

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                      • #1391
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by RagingLiberal View Post
                        Today is a lugubrious day.
                        Watch your filthy mouth, pervert! We are Christians. Don't advertise vaseline on God's favorite forum.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #1392
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          What a joyous Sunday!

                          Front page of the paper was a article praising the death of Geraldine Ferraro, that femnazi who attmepted to disrupt the presidential race.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #1393
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            What a joyous Sunday!

                            Front page of the paper was a article praising the death of Geraldine Ferraro, that femnazi who attmepted to disrupt the presidential race.

                            Aw shucks, I thought you were gunna say Zsa Zsa had died.
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                            • #1394
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                              Aw shucks, I thought you were gunna say Zsa Zsa had died.
                              Tomorrow little lady, tomorrow always comes. Unless we are in rapture, then she will be sent to hell anyways, its a win win situation. I do wonder though will her coffin be a foot short? ( I crack myself up sometimes)

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                              • #1395
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Any second now. Wait for it, Christians!

                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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