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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
    This is the beginning of the Gay Marriages ushering in polygamy!

    I looked on the Internet, and it says Jim Nabors is already married...to Rock Hudson ! !

    Do they think no one can read ? ?

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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Praise Jesus! The infamous porn pervert Ron Jeremy has had a heart attack! I'm praying hard that he gets shoved right down to hell this week.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        I have the utmost pleasure to report the last of the Damnable Andrews Sisters. Here is what Fox News has to say
        LOS ANGELES – Patty Andrews, the last surviving member of the singing Andrews Sisters trio whose hits such as the rollicking "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B" and the poignant "I Can Dream, Can't I?" captured the home-front spirit of World War II, died Wednesday. She was 94.



        Andrews died of natural causes at her home in the Los Angeles suburb of Northridge, said family spokesman Alan Eichler in a statement.

        Patty was the Andrews in the middle, the lead singer and chief clown, whose raucous jitterbugging delighted American servicemen abroad and audiences at home.

        She could also deliver sentimental ballads like "I'll Be with You in Apple Blossom Time" with a sincerity that caused hardened GIs far from home to weep.


        Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...#ixzz2JZpXD5BE
        I am somewhat surprised that Fox did not give prominence to the item that caused to Andrew Sisters to be reviled in the hearts of all Christians, wherever they might be.

        I think you might be ahead of me here: Yes, it was that disgusting song "Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree [with anyone else but me.]"!

        Don't sit under the apple tree
        With anyone else but me
        Anyone else but me
        Anyone else but me
        NO! NO! NO!
        Don't sit under the apple tree
        With anyone else but me
        Till I come marching home.

        Don't go walking down lovers lane
        With anyone else but me
        Anyone else but me
        Anyone else but me
        NO! NO! NO!
        Don't go walking down lovers lane
        With anyone else but me
        Till I come marching home.

        I just got word from the girl
        Who heard from the girl next door to me.
        The Boy she met just loves to [obscenity deleted]
        And it fits you to a tee.

        This song was ripped from The Bible, twisted almost beyond recognition and it is simply blasphemy in the Highest and to The Highest because its solemn words were so traduced, for the mere gaining of filthy money!

        Ge:3:6: And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

        "Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree [with anyone else but me.]" makes out that it was sung by Adam to Eve (Can you believe it!) – but we know that this is not how it happened at all! It was Eve that sat under the apple tree and it was Eve who brought about the fall of man!!!

        Oh yes, "Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree [with anyone else but me.]" sounds innocent enough but it is a song of lust, seduction, temptation and downfall, but worse than that, it is a woman’s lies! A woman tries to pretend it was Adam who told her to sit under the apple tree where the serpent lurked!

        Patty Andrews's soul will even now be falling and falling on its long journey to the depths of the Fiery pit!
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          Smart mouthed Joo ED Koch DEAD at 88

          By Edith Honan and Chris Michaud

          NEW YORK | Fri Feb 1, 2013 9:44am EST

          (Reuters) - Former Mayor Edward Koch, who presided over New York City during the turbulent late 1970s and '80s and came to personify the city with his wry and outspoken style, died on Friday at the age of 88, his spokesman said.

          As mayor from 1978 to 1989, the forceful, quick-witted Koch, with his trademark phrase "How'm I Doing?," was a polarizing figure and the city's constant promoter.

          Koch died of congestive heart failure at about 2 a.m. at New York-Presbyterian hospital following a year of repeated hospitalizations, George Arzt, his spokesman, said.

          Koch was credited with lifting New York from crushing economic crises to a level of prosperity that was the envy of other U.S. cities. Under his leadership, the city regained its financial footing and underwent a building renaissance.

          But his three terms in office were also marked by racial tensions, corruption among many of his political allies, the rise in AIDS and HIV, homelessness and a high crime rate. In 1989, he lost the Democratic nomination for what would have been a record fourth term as mayor.
          Mayor Michael Bloomberg said the flags at all city buildings would fly at half-staff in Koch's memory.

          "In elected office and as a private citizen, he was our most tireless, fearless, and guileless civic crusader," Bloomberg said. "His spirit will live on not only here at City Hall, and not only on the bridge the bears his name, but all across the five boroughs."

          Koch had a quip for every occasion and once said he wanted to be mayor for life. He was the only U.S. mayor to have a bestselling autobiography that was turned into an off-Broadway musical.
          This week, "Koch," a documentary about his three terms as mayor, premiered at the Museum of Modern Art. Koch was unable to attend the premier for the movie.

          "I don't think there was anybody who had more fun being mayor as Ed Koch," City Council Speaker Christine Quinn, who is in the race to be the city's next mayor, said at the premier.
          The film opens in theaters on Friday.
          "Here was a mayor who was a combination of a Lindy's waiter, a Coney Island barker, a Catskill comedian, an irritated school principal and an eccentric uncle," New York writer Pete Hamill said in a 2005 discussion of Koch's legacy. "He talked tough and the reason was, he was tough."

          NEW YORK NATIVE

          Born into a Jewish immigrant family in the Bronx on December 12, 1924, Edward Irving Koch went on to attend City College and earn a law degree from New York University.

          He entered politics in the 1950s in Manhattan's Greenwich Village neighborhood, winning a seat on the city council, and later went to Washington, where he served four terms in the U.S. House of Representatives.

          In 1977, he made a second attempt running for mayor of New York City, and proved to be an agile campaigner. To combat rumors he was gay, former beauty queen Bess Myerson began appearing by his side at campaign events.

          Koch later admitted the two were never romantically involved. Koch remained a bachelor all his life and refused to answer questions about his sexuality even in his later years.

          After two successful terms in office - he was returned for a third term with 70 percent of the vote - Koch's star had begun to fade. A corruption scandal involving his ally, Queens Borough President Donald Manes, never implicated Koch, but it damaged his reputation with voters.
          Koch's attempt at a fourth term failed when he lost his party's nomination to Manhattan borough president David Dinkins, a man as quiet and deliberative as Koch was bold and abrasive. Dinkins would go on to be the city's first black mayor.
          "People became tired of Koch's personality," said Mitchell Moss, the director of the Urban Research Center at New York University. "He was a remarkable mayor but one with a big mouth. After 12 years you have to change the lyrics."

          After leaving office, Koch wrote articles on everything from Middle East politics to movie reviews, hosted a radio show and served as a judge on television's "“The People's Court." His book about another former New York City mayor, Rudy Giuliani, was titled "Giuliani: Nasty Man."
          He remained a formidable figure in New York politics until his death, endorsing candidates and offering political commentary on the local NY1 TV station. He has been a supporter of New York's current mayor, Michael Bloomberg, and in 2010 he formed New York Uprising, a political action committee designed to fight corruption in state politics.
          In 2008, Koch announced he had secured a plot in Manhattan's Trinity Cemetery, telling the New York Times: "The idea of leaving Manhattan permanently irritates me."

          ENJOY HELL ED!


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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
            Smart mouthed Joo ED Koch DEAD at 88


            ENJOY HELL ED!


            CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO

            Too bad he didn't take Bloomberg with him
            Drama queen

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            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Praise Jesus! The infamous porn pervert Ron Jeremy has had a heart attack! I'm praying hard that he gets shoved right down to hell this week.

              Not to mention that he is also a filthy joo



              (if you ask me, being a filthy joo is actually a step worse than being a porn pervert)

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              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                Too bad he didn't take Bloomberg with him
                Or that cross-dressing, twice-divorced Romanist, Giuliani.
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                • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  TOOT-TOOT! I hear the train a'comin! It's rollin' round the bend....For that notorious black muslim uppity nigra boy Cassius Clay. His own brother (by a different father I'm sure) says that he won't last more than a few days. Jesus is getting his place ready down in hell right now! Glory!!


                  Muhammad Ali 'could die within days', says his brother Rahman


                  • Former world champion 'can't speak, he doesn't recognise me'
                  • Ali, 71, was diagnosed with Parkinson's in 1984


                  Muhammad Ali is so ill he could die within days, his brother has warned. Rahman Ali said the former world heavyweight champion cannot speak and no longer recognises him.

                  He told the Sun: "My brother can't speak, he doesn't recognise me. He's in a bad way. He's very sick. It could be months, it could be days. I don't know if he'll last the summer. He's in God's hands. We hope he gently passes away.

                  "He told me before he got really bad that he's in no pain. He grabbed my arm and whispered 'Rah, I've achieved everything I've ever wanted to accomplish. Don't cry for me, I'm in no pain.' It's best he goes now. The longer he goes on, so does his suffering and misery."

                  Ali won gold at the 1960 Olympics and after turning professional went on to become a three-times world heavyweight champion.

                  The 71-year-old had several famous fights during his career, including 1974's 'Rumble in the Jungle' with George Foreman and the 'Thrilla in Manila' against Joe Frazier the following year.

                  Ali was diagnosed with Parkinson's in 1984 but remained active for many years. He memorably lit the Olympic flame in Atlanta in 1996.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    I bet he is really trembling now.
                    The Lord is my shepherd.

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                    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      TOOT-TOOT! I hear the train a'comin! It's rollin' round the bend....For that notorious black muslim uppity nigra boy Cassius Clay. His own brother (by a different father I'm sure)
                      Muhammad Ali is so ill he could die within days, his brother has warned. Rahman Ali said the former world heavyweight champion cannot speak and no longer recognises him.
                      Not too soon Pastor! See that? Cassius Clay has shunned his brother Rahman Ali - GLORY!1! - this is a deathbed re-conversion. There are no Muslims on a deathbed - it is still possible that Cassius Clay could be sparring with Jesus in Heaven.

                      I will pray for him.
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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Not too soon Pastor! See that? Cassius Clay has shunned his brother Rahman Ali - GLORY!1! - this is a deathbed re-conversion. There are no Muslims on a deathbed - it is still possible that Cassius Clay could be sparring with Jesus in Heaven.

                        I will pray for him.
                        Amen! I'm sending a team of True Christians(tm) to baptize the boy in the name of Jesus.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          A sodomite has decided to change his ticket to an earlier hell train. Ticketth, pleathe!
                          A gay porn star has been found dead in his lower East Side apartment from an apparent suicide, it was revealed.

                          The body of [unpronounceable foreign name deleted], 45, was found by friends on Sunday — next to a suicide note that instructed close friends on what he wanted for his memorial.

                          He also wrote that he “knows there will be judgement, the haters can hate and speculate” but he did not give a specific reason as to why he killed himself.
                          Why, yes, he's right: There most certainly will be judgment.



                          Then again, I guess anything over 30 is a ripe old age for a homer.
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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Chauvinistic, Pants-Wearing, Country Harlot DEAD at 37

                            Country singer Mindy McCready reportedly commits suicide
                            Published February 17, 2013
                            FoxNews.com



                            Mindy McCready's Long and Winding Road
                            The scandal-plagued country star has had a bumpy career.
                            Mindy McCready, who hit the top of the country charts before personal problems sidetracked her career, has died. She was 37.

                            Waren Olmstead, the coroner in Cleburne County, Ark., said McCready died Sunday in Heber Springs but couldn't immediately provide further details.
                            He didn't have further information on who was taking care of her two sons.
                            According to a report by MyFOX8 WGHP, McCready died of an apparent suicide.

                            Citing a post by FOX 17 in Nashville, the report said a close family friend had confirmed to the station that the singer had died of an apparent suicide and that a statement from the family was to be expected.

                            In January, McCready’s boyfriend, Wilson, died. Wilson is the father of McCready’s 9-month-old son, Zayne.

                            McCready, found fame in the mid-1990s when she moved to Nashville at the age of 18, armed with only her karaoke tapes earned a recording contract with BNA Records. Her first album, "Ten Thousand Angels," sold two million copies. In 1996, her "Guys Do It All the Time" hit No. 1 and its dig at male chauvinism endeared her to females.

                            Her next four albums weren't as successful. Her personal troubles began encroaching on her professional success. According to her website, she suffers from severe depression.

                            In May 2010, she was hospitalized briefly after police responded to an overdose call at a home in North Fort Myers, Fla., owned by her mother. This followed a stint on "Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew," where she delcared herself clean from drugs.

                            In 2004, she was charged with obtaining the painkiller OxyContin fraudulently at a pharmacy. She pleaded guilty and was placed on three years' probation.
                            She violated the probation with a drunken driving arrest in May 2005. Then she attempted suicide in July 2005, overdosed in September 2005 and slit her wrists again in December 2008.

                            Also that year, McCready was charged in Arizona with hindering prosecution and unlawful use of transportation. Those charges stemmed from an alleged attempt in June 2005 to purchase two high performance boats, but she claimed she was trying to stop a con man.

                            Growing up in Fort Myers, she took seven years of private vocal lessons and later sang in karaoke bars.

                            After getting her recording contract, she did concert appearances with top country stars including George Strait, Tim McGraw and Alan Jackson.
                            Her other singles included "Maybe He'll Notice Her Now," "A Girl's Gotta Do (What a Girl's Gotta Do)" and "You'll Never Know."


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                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                              Chauvinistic, Pants-Wearing, Country Harlot DEAD at 37

                              CHOOOOOOOO CHUGGA LUGGA!

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                              Mindy McCready's Long and Winding Road

                              Mindy McCready, who hit the top of the country charts before personal problems sidetracked her career, has died. She was 37.

                              The scandal-plagued country star had a bumpy career....etc.


                              Well, I'm not sure I'd ever trust anyone named "Mindy," anyway.

                              And it looks like my instincts proved right...
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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Don't let one harlot overshadow another. It looks like a famous bagel maker out in San Fransissy Co is also ready to take the train.

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