[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

CHOO CHOO

Enjoy your shiny new infractions and your place on the HELL TRAIN!

Choo Choot!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

This reminds me of a True Christian™ party several years ago at which somebody spiked the fruit punch, and a majority of the attendees formed a conga line, and as a consequence I had to beat several of the ladies with my cane for excessive swiveling of the hips. That was a fun party.

[Grace]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

This reminds me of a True Christian™ party several years ago at which somebody spiked the fruit punch, and a majority of the attendees formed a conga line, and as a consequence I had to beat several of the ladies with my cane for excessive swiveling of the hips. That was a fun party.

Hello Uncle Hatchet.
Why is everybody talking to the nasty pleesmun?

[Little Timmy Martin]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Hello Uncle Hatchet.
Why is everybody talking to the nasty pleesmun?

Hi Talitha!

Have you seen My Dad on this train? Why is he going to Hell?

I'm scared, I don't wanna go to Hell either.

Let's get off here and go plat Bobbing for Jesus or Pin-the-Tail-on-Satan.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Cattle Truck Class:

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Hello Uncle Hatchet.
Why is everybody talking to the nasty pleesmun?

He's like someone with a harelip eating soup. He's difficult to ignore, little one.

[revrggreen]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Woooot wooooooooot!!

She almost missed the train .... BECAUSE SHE'S DEAF AND BLIND!

Someone show this Keller retard to her seat! ... Ding Ding Ding! ... and we're off again!!



Choo-Choo! Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug!!

On and on rolls the train to Hell! Glory!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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ALL ABOARD! CHOOOOOOOCHOOOOOO!
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I noticed that you left my photograph off of your imaginary line up of the hellbound. Does that mean you acknowledge that I'm bound for Glory, or is it just that you kept my photograph to fire your homosexural lusts. Because you wouldn't be the first queer to be lusting after my manly Christian physique.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

I noticed that you left my photograph off of your imaginary line up of the hellbound. Does that mean you acknowledge that I'm bound for Glory, or is it just that you kept my photograph to fire your homosexural lusts. Because you wouldn't be the first queer to be lusting after my manly Christian physique.

Because we have our own very special car on the train! It only seats four. Of course it a few cars before the crowded one.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=170633&postcount=68

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Because we have our own very special car on the train! It only seats four. Of course it a few cars before the crowded one.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...3&postcount=68

Why that dirty little papist slaphead! I should ban him for that!

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Because we have our own very special car on the train! It only seats four. Of course it a few cars before the crowded one.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...3&postcount=68

Now I don't feel special... I wanted to sit by Zeke... oh, and you, Sister Thumper.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Now I don't feel special... I wanted to sit by Zeke... oh, and you, Sister Thumper.

Brother, you are part of LBC's family. Of course you are special and of course there is always room for you to sit beside ME or Zeke.

~~~~ pats chair~~~~ Come, sit down. Let me help you take a load off.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now I don't feel special... I wanted to sit by Zeke... oh, and you, Sister Thumper.

Don't worry Brother, Officer Hellbound is the only one in that particular car. We will be Raptured up to Heaven any day now, sitting up in the clouds, sipping a cold beer with Jesus, and having a good laugh while watching all these hateful papists be peeled alive down in hell. Personally, I can't wait.

Unfortunately, it isn't clear whether sister Thumper will be joining us. Sure, she has devoted her life to Christ (and me), but the question is, does she have a soul? Frankly, I doubt it.

[Justina Thyme]

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Whooot Whoooot

ALL ABOARD!

Their HELL will be being force fed Ham Sammiches and high fat treats and not being able to throw them back up.

LMAOWJ! GLORY!

Enjoy HELL Bean Poles!

Jesus, those Olsen twins have always weirded me out, but that pic is the creep de la creep!

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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Don't worry Brother, Officer Hellbound is the only one in that particular car. We will be Raptured up to Heaven any day now, sitting up in the clouds, sipping a cold beer with Jesus, and having a good laugh while watching all these hateful papists be peeled alive down in hell. Personally, I can't wait.

Unfortunately, it isn't clear whether sister Thumper will be joining us. Sure, she has devoted her life to Christ (and me), but the question is, does she have a soul? Frankly, I doubt it.

THERE IS NO RAPTURE! When Jesus comes again, "He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and His Kingdom will have no end."

That's the only time He's coming back. And time will end, and eternity will begin.