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  • Cannnn
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2008
    • 4

    #466
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Pastor Sir, no disrespect. I have had none in anything i've posted compared to the other things people have said. I mean I havn't said anything wrong, i've just said I think its strange people can claim to be a Christian and they put others down. How is this sir? Arn't we to love one another as Jesus commands? I just don't understand how I'm stirring up trouble when I've spoken no harm. All i've said is the honest truth, you don't think that these people will go to hell bickering among eachother and cursing? Oh well, not my problem im definately done with this site though im not one to argue with others. Especially decieved "christians".

    oh by the way, Christian mean Christ-Like. Sure you knew that pastor, but for those who don't.

    We should portray a imagine of christ at all times to the best of our ability, and I don't think slandering eachother is very christ like at all. Or cursing, could you see Jesus walking around with a sailors mouth. Or calling people stupid or noobs. None of us are stupid, we're made in the image of God, and if you call Gods creation stupid your insulting God, not the person. Its their actions that are stupid. So yeah I hope you take it for what its worth. Cause im definately done with this nonsense. God bless everyone.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #467
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Cannnn View Post
      Pastor Sir, no disrespect. I have had none in anything i've posted compared to the other things people have said. I mean I havn't said anything wrong, i've just said I think its strange people can claim to be a Christian and they put others down. How is this sir? Arn't we to love one another as Jesus commands? I just don't understand how I'm stirring up trouble when I've spoken no harm. All i've said is the honest truth, you don't think that these people will go to hell bickering among eachother and cursing? Oh well, not my problem im definately done with this site though im not one to argue with others. Especially decieved "christians".

      oh by the way, Christian mean Christ-Like. Sure you knew that pastor, but for those who don't.

      We should portray a imagine of christ at all times to the best of our ability, and I don't think slandering eachother is very christ like at all. Or cursing, could you see Jesus walking around with a sailors mouth. Or calling people stupid or noobs. None of us are stupid, we're made in the image of God, and if you call Gods creation stupid your insulting God, not the person. Its their actions that are stupid. So yeah I hope you take it for what its worth. Cause im definately done with this nonsense. God bless everyone.
      Sorry, but we don't allow 16 year old heathens to attack God on this forum.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #468
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by cornyjohn2
        You sure as hell let everyone else do it, though. I agree with the guy.
        NO ONE attacks GOD here. But a lot of you noodlers seem to thing GOD is a huge love machine waiting to greet you with open arms. And you seem to think that's what the Bible says. But you don't know GOD and you have never read His Guide for Life. You are making it up as you WANT it to be, not as it is.

        Want to Debate? Get a KJV1611 (Authorized) Bible and let's debate.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Rondowa
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Nov 2008
          • 2

          #469
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Hey, you're forgetting me. I need to be on that list!




          beautiful accord, and light, upon a star.
          So far, I want my scar.

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          • Rondowa
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Nov 2008
            • 2

            #470
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            People, give me your best shot. If you really believe "God" or his son have power on earth, show it to me. Whoever wants to, pray that he do something to me, make me regret writing this, come on. Hell doesn't scare me.


            I am really serious. If you believe God or his son will actually do something to me in this life, try asking him now!

            Frankly, the valorous visitations from bygone vexations will stand vivified, and vow to vanquish the venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violations of volition.

            My point lies around this: The people of North Korea are born there, and nobody is allowed to leave without the permission of Kim Jong-il.

            Those people are trapped, and nobody can tell them about being a True Christian, or whatever other religion others believe to be true. They praise Jong-il like a God, not because they believe he is actually a God (for the most part) -- But because they were conditioned to believe that from an early age. They were forced to believe it. Because the generations behind them taught them that. Those people get very low nutrition, are very poor, yet they praise Jong-il... Why? They don't know about Jesus, they don't know what you know, but they work hard. If you had convinced those people from an early age about Jesus, they would be praying every day, just as they do now but for the true person (as you believe, at least) -- It isn't their fault. Why doesn't God come help, or even give a sign to those people, that he exists.

            Also, for those of you that talk about the radical Muslims. They aren't born wanting to blow things up, they aren't born believing in Allah, or what have you. They bomb because they were conditioned upon the Qu'ran, never tought to value life their own life, so why should they value someone else's. Believing that those people are evil from the start is plain sophistry.

            You have to take the bible in the context of when it was written.

            “The concept of god, is really a method of accounting for the nature of things. In the early days people didn’t know enough about how things formed, how nature worked. So they invented their own little stories, and they made god in their own image. A guy that get’s angry when people don’t behave right. He creates floods, and earthquakes, and they say it’s and act of god.”


            Stars Night Rain Moon.
            Unanimous as a star,
            upon a light, with a
            drop of ink, with
            fragments of memory,
            aligned, as I can see.

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #471
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Rondowa View Post
              People, give me your best shot. If you really believe "God" or his son have power on earth, show it to me. Whoever wants to, pray that he do something to me, make me regret writing this, come on.
              GONG!

              OK, that was simple enough.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22834

                #472
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Rondowa View Post
                [...]Unanimous as a star,
                How can one star be unanimous?
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #473
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  You're just nuts. I hope your parents stop you before you hurt someone.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #474
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by awodnoR
                    ... GONG is right... Oh wait, I'm still here. No offense. But your "God's power "just made a fool out of you.
                    Oh no....I simply expected you to get the hint. I see that was not quite sufficient.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #475
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Another uppity Negress who demanded special rights has been called home to the devil. Her list of fans is a Who's Who of anti-white racism.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #476
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Am I supposed to know who that is?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #477
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Am I supposed to know who that is?
                          I guess I shouldn't have expected too many people like us to know who that was, so here's some information from the lie-beral MSM:

                          Special rights beacon Odetta dead at 77


                          WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Odetta, the deep-voiced folk singer whose ballads and songs became for many a soundtrack to the American special rights movement, has died at age 77, her manager said on Wednesday.

                          Douglas Yeager said Odetta passed away late Tuesday at Lenox Hill Hospital in New York, after a decade-long fight with chronic heart disease and pulmonary fibrosis in her lungs.

                          "May Odetta's luminous spirit and volcanic voice from the depths of hell live on for the ages," Yeager said in a statement. "Her voice will never die."
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #478
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
                            Von Bulow dies after 28-year coma




                            US heiress Martha von Bulow, who spent almost three decades in a coma but was still at the centre of 1980s courtroom dramas, has died at the age of 76.

                            Mrs von Bulow, known as Sunny, was found unconscious in her Rhode Island mansion in December 1980. Her second husband, Claus von Bulow, who is now a society figure in Britain, was acquitted of twice trying to kill her with insulin injections. The events were turned into a 1990 Hollywood film, Reversal of Fortune. Starring Glenn Close and Jeremy Irons, the film was based on a book by Alan Dershowitz, the Harvard lawyer who defended Claus von Bulow at his second trial.
                            The daughter of utilities tycoon George Crawford, Sunny von Bulow died at New York's Mary Manning Walsh Nursing Home, her family said.


                            She is survived by a daughter from her marriage to Claus von Bulow, and two children from her first marriage to an Austrian prince.

                            Conviction quashed

                            The von Bulows had been celebrating just before Christmas 1980 when Sunny von Bulow - who was then 48 and had a history of drug-consumption and heavy drinking - was taken ill in a dazed state. Doctors concluded she had suffered brain damage that left her in a "persistent vegetative state". Although she was kept alive on feeding tubes at an estimated cost of hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, Sunny von Bulow never regained consciousness. Prosecutors claimed Claus von Bulow had injected his wife with insulin twice in an effort to inherit much of her fortune, and he was charged with two counts of attempted murder. In what correspondents say was one of the most sensational legal cases of the 1980s, Claus von Bulow was at first convicted in 1982, before being cleared on appeal, and then acquitted at a second trial in 1985.

                            Two years later he agreed to divorce his wife and give up claims to her fortune of up to $40m, as well as the $120,000-a-year trust fund she had established for him. Claus von Bulow currently lives in London, where he writes book reviews.
                            I was surprised to learn that Killer Klaus was still alive. I wonder if there's even any money left for the heirs. They've been waiting long enough for it.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #479
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              This man's hobby led to a national museum of Afreakan idols right in back of the Smithsonian castle in Washington. He'll have eternity in which to get acquainted with the demons behind those masks.
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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #480
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Is anyone going to cry over another dead communist?
                                Russian novelist, former dissident, Solzhenitsyn dead

                                (CNN) -- Russian novelist and historian Alexander Solzhenitsyn, whose works detailed the horrors of Stalin's Soviet labor camps, has died at 89, Russian news agencies reported Monday.
                                Alexander Solzhenitsyn addresses parliament in 1994, the year he returned to Russia after two decades in exile.


                                His son, Stepan Solzhenitsyn, told The Associated Press his father died of heart failure late Sunday at his home near Moscow, Russia. Awarded the Nobel Prize for literature in 1970 for "The First Circle," Alexander Solzhenitsyn was considered a moral voice for Russia. His works centered on issues of good and evil, materialism and salvation. His three-volume "Gulag Archipelago" unveiled the horrors of the Soviet labor camps, where he himself was imprisoned for eight years.
                                "Even as a child, without any prompting from others, I wanted to be a writer and, indeed, I turned out a good deal of the usual juvenilia," Solzhenitsyn said in a short autobiography written for the Nobel Foundation.

                                Even so, Solzhenitsyn, who served in the Russian Army during World War II, spent much of his life as a mathematician. He was arrested in February 1945 for writing letters critical of Stalin and was sentenced to eight years at labor camps, which would provide the context of his future writings.

                                "During all the years until 1961, not only was I convinced that I should never see a single line of mine in print in my lifetime, but, also, I scarcely dared allow any of my close acquaintances to read anything I had written because I feared that this would become known," he said in the Nobel autobiography. "Finally, at the age of 42, this secret authorship began to wear me down." He published his first work, a novella titled "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich," in a literary journal in 1959. The story was based on his own experiences at a labor camp in Kazakhstan where he worked as a miner, bricklayer and foundryman, and was later printed on a wider scale in 1961. After publishing several more works, including the novel "Cancer Ward" -- a fictional piece based on Solzhenitsyn's own successful treatment at a clinic in Uzbekistan during his post-labor camp years of exile from 1953 to June 1956 -- he won the Nobel Prize for "The First Circle."

                                However, Solzhenitsyn didn't attend the ceremony for fear he would not be allowed re-entry into the Soviet Union. Three years later, his "Gulag Archipelago" was published in Paris, France. In 1974, he was accused of treason, stripped of his citizenship and deported to West Germany. He accepted an invitation to teach at Stanford University in California, then later moved to the woods of Cavendish, Vermont, where he lived with his family for years. In 1990, his citizenship was restored, and he moved back to Russia in 1994.

                                He published his final original work in June 2001 with "200 Years Together: 1775-1995," about the history of Jews in Russia. Last year, then-President Vladimir Putin bestowed the country's highest humanitarian award upon him. Solzhenitsyn's second wife, Natalya, accepted the award on his behalf because he was too frail to attend the public ceremony.
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