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    It is with quiet pleasure that I report the death of one “Captain Beefheart
    After battling for years with multiple sclerosis, avant garde artist and musician Don Van Vliet, better known through his persona Captain Beefheart, passed away yesterday (December 17th) at the age of 69 due to complications related to his condition.

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    Beefheart is best remember through his counter-culturalist experimentation of the psychedelic rock genre in the 60s and 70s, and leaves behind a trademark with his neo-jazz and Delta blues psychedelic hybrids, as well as the capricious stage persona that embeded him amongst the abstract pop-culturalists of the time. His zeleotry to his own style and sometimes violent-by-design antics crafted his memorable stage presence, and despite touching on controversy, cemented his personality amongst the madly-weird of the time period.
    To paraphrase someone else,

    “Have you heard any Captain Beefheart?”

    “No, but I trod in some once.”

    A creature dedicated to puncturing ear-drums, forcing drugs down children’s throats, and corrupting the morals of Christian America, Mr Van Vliet, was given a long and lingering death by God, Who has now despatched him to the bowels of Hell.

    (Transplanted Cow organs are doomed to failure, we are Mankind made in the image of God, animals are not.)
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      Such an evil face. Satan may have met his match in this one!

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        Originally posted by -Link- View Post
        yes, because using interesting fonts means your pushing an agenda
        Now who would ever think that?

        Last edited by Bible Student; 12-18-2010, 05:09 PM. Reason: fickle fumbling fingers of fate
        YiJC, BS

        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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          Another HELLYwood Jew Dead.

          Never heard of him

          Steve Landesberg, ‘Barney Miller’ Actor, Dies at 74

          ABC, via Photofest Steve Landesberg


          The cause was colon cancer, his daughter, Elizabeth, said on Tuesday.

          On “Barney Miller,” which ran on ABC from 1975 to 1982, Mr. Landesberg played Sgt. Arthur P. Dietrich, an intellectual detective with a quiet manner who seemed to have an unrivaled knowledge of practically any topic that arose, much to the bemusement of his fellow detectives.
          He was also given to odd, unexpected pronouncements. In one 1980 episode he tells his boss, Captain Miller, that he is working on a case that dates to 1973. Miller says: “That was seven years ago! Nixon was president!” Dietrich’s typically low-key response: “No, he’s got an airtight alibi for this one.''
          Mr. Landesberg received three Emmy Award nominations for that role.
          Set in a New York City police station, “Barney Miller” portrayed a group of wisecracking detectives and the oddball characters who ended up there. Some police officers said the show, in which most of the action was in the squad room rather than the street, often represented the real life of rank-and-file officers better than many television detective dramas.
          After “Barney Miller” left the air, Mr. Landesberg appeared on many other television shows, including “The Golden Girls,” “Law & Order,” “That ’70s Show” and “Everybody Hates Chris.” He had a recurring role on the short-lived 1998 sitcom “Conrad Bloom.” Most recently he played Dr. Myron Finkelstein, a Freudian therapist, in “Head Case,” a comedy on the Starz cable channel.
          In 2008 he played a pediatrician whose patient (played by Jason Segel, the film’s writer and star) is in his 20s in the hit movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.” His other movies include “Wild Hogs” and “Leader of the Band.” His distinctively dry, deep voice was also heard in numerous cartoons and commercials.
          Stephen Landesberg was born Nov. 23, 1936, in the Bronx. He began his career as a stand-up comic and became known for his off-center observations and eccentric delivery. He performed in New York comedy clubs in the late 1960s and early 1970s alongside comedians like Freddie Prinze and Jimmy Walker. He appeared on “The Tonight Show” for the first time in 1971 and several times on “The Dean Martin Show” before landing his first recurring role, as a Viennese violinist, on the sitcom “Paul Sand in Friends and Lovers,” in 1974.
          Besides his daughter, he is survived by his wife, Nancy Ross Landesberg.
          Initial reports of Mr. Landesberg’s death, relying on numerous biographical sources, said he was 65. In acknowledging that he was actually nine years older, his daughter said he had provided varying birth dates over the years. “He got kind of a late start in show business,” she explained, “so he tried to straddle the generations. He fooled the whole world. People were surprised to think he was even 65.”

          Correction: December 21, 2010
          An earlier version misstated Mr. Landesberg's age and the year of his birth. He was 74, not 65, and he was born in 1936, not 1945.

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            Thank you, Jesus! Thank you!

            Of course I had my Hopes up for something even bigger upon seeing the name "Elizabeth" near the beginning of the article...

            But one can't have it all, can one?

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              The notorious “voice” of the Long Ranger has croaked.

              When poor, impressionable children huddled around the static-filled speaker on their radio sets back in 1948, they heard Fred Foy announcing the start of the Lone Ranger program.

              Before the children even realized what was going on, the Lone Ranger was bedding down that injun “partner” of his while out roaming the prairies of the old west.

              Fred Foy was a fag-enabler of the first order.



              Fred Foy, famous for 'Lone Ranger' intro, dies at 89

              Dec. 22, 2010, 2:52 PM EST

              BOSTON (AP) -- Fred Foy, the radio announcer best-known for calling out "Hi-Yo, Silver!" in his passionate lead-in to "The Lone Ranger," has died at his Massachusetts home.

              His daughter, Nancy Foy, says her father died Wednesday of natural causes. He was 89.

              Nancy Foy says her father worked as an actor before landing the job as the announcer on "The Lone Ranger" in 1948. Radio historian Jim Harmon said Foy's dramatic introduction, performed over and over for the live program, was so good it "made many people forget there were others before him."

              Nancy Foy says that to the end of his life, her father never tired of repeating the intro to anyone who would ask.

              Fred Foy is survived by his wife of 63 years, Frances Foy, and their three children.
              Here is a typical example of the dialogue on that show:

              (To set the scene: The Lone Ranger and Tonto are wrapped in blankets lying on the ground.)

              The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, “Tonto, look up and tell me what you see.”

              Tonto says, “I see the moon and stars above us.”

              The Long Ranger screams, “Tonto, you idiot, you’re supposed to say someone stole our tent!”


              I hope that very soon Foy is screaming “Hi-Yo” as his nether regions are being probed by satan’s flaming tallywacker.
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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                I remember "The Lone Ranger"! In one episode, he and Tonto were surrounded by injuns:

                Lone Ranger: "This looks bad Tonto, there are hundreds of them and we are low on ammo."

                Tonto: "What do you mean, "we", white man!"

                (Typical devious, drunk injun.)

                Then there was the famous line, "Tonto, ride into town, kill the robbers and come back with the stolen money, whilst I sit here and put my feet up." (Tonto failed and the Lone Ranger had to go and help him.)
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  I remember "The Lone Ranger"! In one episode, he and Tonto were surrounded by injuns:

                  Lone Ranger: "This looks bad Tonto, there are hundreds of them and we are low on ammo."

                  Tonto: "What do you mean, "we", white man!"

                  (Typical devious, drunk injun.)

                  Then there was the famous line, "Tonto, ride into town, kill the robbers and come back with the stolen money, whilst I sit here and put my feet up." (Tonto failed and the Lone Ranger had to go and help him.)
                  The Indian Nations DO HAVE so much to thank THE WHITE MAN for.
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                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                    Teena Marie, jungle-fevered disco queen, is finally on her way to her eternal punishment:



                    Teena Marie (March 5, 1956 - December 26, 2010) was an American Grammy Award-nominated singer–songwriter–producer. Marie, nicknamed Lady Tee, (sometimes spelled Lady T), was a protegée of late funk legend Rick James, and was notable as one of the few successful white performers of R&B. Marie died on Sunday, December 26, 2010, at home, as announced by her manager, Mike Gardner. She was 54.
                    Her most popular perversion, a song in which she desperately begs for sex (True Christian(tm) adults only!):



                    Even in her later years, she refused to give up her harlotry!

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                      That wanton whore is certainly doing lines of sulfur with Rick James in Hell as we speak.

                      EDIT: I just posted a comment on that YouTube video, and within 30 seconds it was voted down to become invisible! So many Jesus haters on YouTube!

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                        Geraldine Doyle, who inspired the infamous lezbertarian icon Rosie the Riveter, will now be working all three shifts in hell.

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                          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                          Geraldine Doyle, who inspired the infamous lezbertarian icon Rosie the Riveter, will now be working all three shifts in hell.

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                          At first I thought it was another abuse of a righteous image. After all, women were expected to pick up the slack when the men went "over there". My mother worked as an accountant, my one aunt was a code breaker and my other aunt worked in the kitchen at a training camp. All three women properly went back into the kitchen when their men came home. In fact the aunt I'm named after is probably one of the Godliest women I've ever met in my life. I miss her and believe that she is the reason I'm a True Christian(TM) woman today.

                          But then I read this.
                          She quit the factory job after about two weeks because she learned that another woman had damaged her hands while using the metal presser, and she feared that such an injury would prevent her from playing the cello, her daughter said.
                          Typical liebral hypocrite. I see that God smiting her with arthritis didn't make her bow a knee to him either
                          Drama queen

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                            REJOICE!!

                            Zsa Zsa Gabor is having a leg amputated!


                            Now we know Jesus' plan for this wanton harlot. Zsa Zsa is going to Hell on the installment plan! Whittled down, bit by adulterous bit, Zsa Zsa is getting to HELL!!!

                            I heard she has cancer too, maybe she'll have a licentious breast or two in the fiery lake before the rest of her gets there!

                            I'm just curious, but do the demons in Hell get to torment her leg right now, or do they have to wait for the rest of her to show up?




                            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                              Another drunken Rocker DEAD! SHOUT GLORY!!

                              Baker Street singer Gerry Rafferty dies aged 63




                              Baker Street singer Gerry Rafferty has died at the age of 63.
                              Rafferty, who is also best known for his 1972 hit Stuck In The Middle With You with his band Stealer's Wheel, passed away peacefully at home surrounded by family, said daughter Martha this morning.
                              The Scottish-born singer had been admitted to hospital in Bournemouth last November with liver failure.

                              Baker Street singer/songwriter Gerry Rafferty has died at the age of 63


                              Rafferty started his career in a school band called the Mavericks, before working with comedian Billy Connolly and his folk band The Humblebums.
                              In action: Rafferty found solo success as well as with band Stealer's Wheel


                              He then released a solo album in 1971 before founding Stealer's Wheel the following year.
                              While Stealer's Wheel enjoyed huge success with tracks such as Stuck In The Middle With You and Star, the group disbanded in 1975, leaving Rafferty free to pursue his solo career.
                              It was in 1978 that Rafferty wrote Baker Street, the track that was recognised last October for having been played a staggering five million times worldwife.
                              But despite his professional life going from strength to strength, Rafferty sadly suffered from alcoholism, leading to the breakdown of his 20-year marriage to wife Carla in 1990.
                              Referring to their split, Carla said at the time: 'There was no hope. I would never have left him if there had been a glimmer of a chance of him recovering.'
                              And as rumours began to spread about Rafferty's health when news of his drinking problem became public, Rafferty's representatives were forced to release a statement in 2009 insisting he was healthy.
                              Later that year Rafferty released what was to become his last album, Life Goes On.

                              Rafferty is survived by his brother Jim, daughter Martha and granddaughter Celia.


                              Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz1A6jaNquJ
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                                God (or KGB ) kills Boney M.

                                Uppity Communist-lover, Zionist, Christmas-mocker, fornicator, and pimp has died in Russia after giving a concert. Either God (or Vladimir Putin, who thinks he's God) did him in for a life inconsistent with Christian ideals (or post-Communist principles, as the case may be).

                                Now in Hell singing "By the rivers of Fire, where we lay down ..." being raped by Brezhnev and Satan's minions.

                                http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...ry?id=12543451
                                "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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