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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Robert Furchgott: pharmacologist and Nobel laureate

    If you want to know why God said,
    “1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
    1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.”


    then look no further than this man.

    Despite (i) being brought up in Charleston SC where he should have been a good Baptist, and (ii) having the name “Furchgott” (which is German for “God fearing”) he dedicated his life to
    (i) telling us things we did not need to know,
    (ii) attempting to defeat God’s Plan for us all and
    (iii) encouraging lust in those who should have been old enough to know better
    Robert Furchgott, a biochemist and pharmacologist, shared the 1998 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine with his fellow pharmacologists Ferid Murad and Louis Ignarro for their research on the role of nitric oxide as a signalling molecule in the cardiovascular system.
    Note how he was in league with Mudslimes and Catlix.
    Thanks to the discoveries of the three Nobel laureates, nitric oxide, a gas which has no colour or smell, is used in the treatment of heart disease, cancer and impotence. It is also used in the treatment of pulmonary hypertension, which can be fatal in premature infants.
    […]
    The methods used by Furchgott in his experiments, involving the deployment of two pieces of slightly different aorta, were mimicked by other scientists. The technique won admiration and was known as the “Furchgott sandwich”. His work also led to the development of Viagra.
    Here we see his advocating eating human hearts prior to a Godless, geriatric shag-fest!

    This Über-scientist will doubtless have the minions of satan waiting on him as he travels on the Hell Train.
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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Oh ho ho hooooooooo - Oh ho ho hooooooo. Everybody was Kungfu Fighting......

      David Carradine found dead. Satan is gunna have a great time Karate Chopping him in HELL.


      BREAKING STORY
      David Carradine found dead in Bangkok




      Kung Fu and Kill Bill star David Carradine was found hung in a hotel room in Bangkok on Wednesday, Thai police said.



      "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill" star David Carradine was found hung himself in a closet in a hotel room in Bangkok on Wednesday, Thai police said.

      Police believed he committed suicide.

      Carradine, 72, was in Bangkok to shoot a movie and stayed at a Suite Room 352 of the Park Nai Lert Hotel on Wireless Road since June 2.

      The film crew were aware of his absence when they went to dine out at a restaurant on Sathorn Road on June 3.

      Carradine did not show up at the dinner and the team could not reach him. They assumed that he took a rest because of his age.

      It was a hotel's maid who opened his suite on Thursday at 10 am only to find Carradine in a closet. He was described as behind half naked.

      Police investigation showed that he hung himself with a rope, the kind that is used with curtains.

      Police said he was dead for not less than 12 hours and found no sign of fighting and assaults.
      Kung Fu Man

      Aside from Quentin Tarantino's twopart "Kill Bill" in 200304, Carradine was perhaps best known for his role as the fugitive halfChinese Shaolin monk Kwai Chang Caine in the 1970s easternwestern TV drama "Kung Fu". He also starred in Martin Scorsese's "Boxcar Bertha" in 1972, portrayed folksinger Woody Guthrie in "Bound for Glory" in 1976, acted in Ingmar Bergman's "The Serpent's Egg" in 1977 and costarred with half brothers Keith Carradine and Robert Carradine in the 1980 western "The Long Riders".

      His father was the noted actor John Carradine.

      In Thai cinemas, Carradine was recently seen as a martialarts guru in the Rob Schneider comedy "Big Stan" and as a perverted elderly Chinese mobster in "Crank: High Voltage" starring Jason Statham.


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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Police investigation showed that he hung himself with a rope, the kind that is used with curtains.
        What a sick freak. He probably only took the job in Thailand so he could go over there and molest underage boys. And to die like Michael Hutchence? What a disgrace. There is no lower way to end it all.

        Think about all of the rest of the film crew. Due to the selfish actions of David Carradine they have to end their trip to Thailand short, and probably look for new jobs, too.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          David Carradine, yeah, Kung Fooey to that homer! The nerve to show his displeasure with all that He doth provide us!

          Didn't he have a couple of "actor" Brothers? Some Body better check to see if they are hanging too; possibly from their own "petard"

          And what about that hippie chick he used to.... .....who claimed she had the Spirit of a dead sea gull inside her? Changed her Name from "Barbara Hershey" to "Barbara Seagull"

          She'll know what's inside her if she comes to Pastor's Study some night, well that's for Sure®

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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            I think this pretty well sums it up:

            Samuel 17:23


            And when Ahithophel saw that his counsel was not followed, he saddled his ass, and arose, and gat him home to his house, to his city, and put his household in order, and hanged himself, and died, and was buried in the sepulchre of his father.

            Another case of a false Christian, not following the Bible verbatim, listening to that slope hooey. The half breed shallow (not Shaolin, what is that, some kind of hand soap?) finally looked in the mirror, saw the shame he has brought to the world and instead of standing tall and renouncing his evil ways, took the express elevator to hell
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              Surprise, surprise! Race-traitor and pervert David Carradine died while raping himself, a grisly testament to the dangers of masturbation. Let it never again be said that this sin is natural and harmless.

              Carradine Death Was Accidental

              David Carradine died during a sex game that went wrong, according to sources in Bangkok, Thailand, where he was found dead on Thursday.

              Carradine's body was discovered in a hotel suite and local reports suggested he committed suicide.

              He was discovered by a maid, naked and hanged, but the suggestions his death had a sexual twist were strongly disputed by the star's close friend, attorney Vicki Roberts, and his manager Chuck Binder, who insisted he died of natural causes.

              But a statement from Carradine's representative now indicates the actor died during a sex act.

              The spokesperson tells TMZ.com, "We can confirm 100 per cent that he never would have committed suicide. It was an accidental death. Everybody is in shock."

              Rumours Carradine died attempting auto-erotic asphyxiation - where victims achieve heightened sexual pleasure by restricting their air supply - are backed up by a quote a Bangkok police officer gave to British newspaper The Sun.

              The cop tells reporters, "A rope was attached to his neck and also to his penis".

              Rocker Michael Hutchence was rumoured to have died attempting the same sex act in a Sydney, Australia hotel room back in 1997 - although his death was officially declared a suicide.

              Carradine was in Thailand to shoot new movie Stretch. He was 72.
              MASTURBATION KILLS! Anyone who says otherwise will answer to God Almighty!
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                I've never heard of such a perverted, disgusting sexural practice I have ever heard of. That degenerate jap-wannabe is no doubt burning in hell even now.

                Now, how does this work exactly?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                  Surprise, surprise! Race-traitor and pervert David Carradine died while raping himself, a grisly testament to the dangers of masturbation. Let it never again be said that this sin is natural and harmless.

                  MASTURBATION KILLS! Anyone who says otherwise will answer to God Almighty!

                  SHOUT AMEN Sister VD!!!!

                  Remember when this disgusting Pastor did it a few summers ago? Ha ha ha he had something shoved in his fanny and was wearing TWO rubbe suits.

                  Falwell colleague dies getting his autoerotic rubber kink on


                  Posted by Pam Spaulding October 9, 2007 in Uncategorized, Conservatives Sure Are Funny, Sex, Boggles the Mind Throw another religious conservative sexual hypocrite log onto the fire. This one comes to us from Montgomery, Alabama. Let’s start out with the straight take on matters.
                  Reverend Gary Aldridge was found dead in his home in east Montgomery. He was the senior pastor at Thorington Road Baptist Church for the last 15 years. Gary Aldridge graduated from Liberty University and later worked for the late Jerry Falwell. A former colleague at the school remembered him as well.
                  “He went on to become one of the deans and the students loved him. He had a tremendous impact on them,” said Dr. Bob Miller of Liberty University.
                  I guess his friends are going to have a hard time explaining what was going on in Aldridge’s mind at the time he went to meet his maker. The Smoking Gun:
                  An Alabama minister who died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery’s Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge’s two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister’s rubber briefs.
                  Also visit the Smoking Guns site http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...072scuba1.html it has his autopsy report. Can you imagine how his poor wife felt as they handed his personal belongings over to her and it was his wedding ring and a dildo!!!!!!!!!

                  You are right Sister VD! MASTURBATION KILLS!!!!! (but sometimes for the best)
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                    Regarding Carradine, did they find that pesky grasshopper?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      At least he had the good sense to have a condom, BTB!

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      .................. Can you imagine how his poor wife felt as they handed his personal belongings over to her and it was his wedding ring and a dildo!!!!!!!!!
                      ...............
                      At least now his wife knows her 'personal massager' went to....
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        ...and I just learned via CNN that Carrot Dean was Married (for the 5th time) at the time he Died with a rope around his pee-pee!

                        Can this one be possibly even more unGodly than.....the perennially Alive, possibly even Crepuscular.....Patrick Swayze?!!!

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                          Originally posted by SUV View Post
                          ...and I just learned via CNN that Carrot Dean was Married (for the 5th time) at the time he Died with a rope around his pee-pee!
                          That just proves that the divorced-and-remarried lifestyle choice is a gateway sin to even worse things.
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                            Originally posted by SUV View Post
                            ...and I just learned via CNN that Carrot Dean was Married (for the 5th time) at the time he Died with a rope around his pee-pee!

                            Can this one be possibly even more unGodly than.....the perennially Alive, possibly even Crepuscular.....Patrick Swayze?!!!
                            That is because he was a too cheap a wanna be chink to simply pay his whore for each service.

                            SUV - I heard the Swayze (Swooshy?) and Richard Geer are on the 'down low'......
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              SUV - I heard the Swayze (Swooshy?) and Richard Geer are on the 'down low'......
                              Oh.my.JESUS, that is one of the most disgusting, sickeningly vile things I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              PS What does the "down low" mean?

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                                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                Oh.my.JESUS, that is one of the most disgusting, sickeningly vile things I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                PS What does the "down low" mean?
                                Sister, I do not want to pollute your angelic ears with the meaning of the phrase. Let it suffice to say, a male True Christian would never go there unless he were in prison, lonely or the missus was cursing.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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