California living on borrowed time?

[Faith_Machine]

This young man hasn't mentioned scripture, so I'm not quite sure where he's getting his information, but he seems so sincere!

Not just California, but Nevada and Oregon too.

I often pray for the safety and well being of my neighbors. Is it possible I've been praying against God's plan for this debauched state?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: California living on borrowed time?

This young man hasn't mentioned scripture, so I'm not quite sure where he's getting his information, but he seems so sincere!

Not just California, but Nevada and Oregon too.

I often pray for the safety and well being of my neighbors. Is it possible I've been praying against God's plan for this debauched state?

I really hope it hits Oregon, especially Communist Eugene

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hmm, he pronounces "Oregon" like an East Coaster. This may be a false prophet.

[Faith_Machine]

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Half the people in Eugene wouldn't even notice an earthquake because their beds are already shaking from all the adultery!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Just on the basis of sodomy alone, California is on borrowed time. I can't WAIT for the day that Jesus sends that pack of queers, beaners and liberals into the sea, where they will be consumed by all those whales they're in love with!

[asharca]

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I agree with Faith Machine and he saying good for you because their beds are already shaking from all the adultery.

[Artofburning]

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This handsome fellow instills in me much skepticism. The Bible warns of false prophets so beware! Falling victim to Satan's scheming brood will undoubtedly put our brethren at risk of losing their salvation!

Matthew 7:15:
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.


Mark 13:22:

For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.



Go in peace.

[Bobby-Joe]

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This handsome fellow instills in me much skepticism. The Bible warns of false prophets so beware! Falling victim to Satan's scheming brood will undoubtedly put our brethren at risk of losing their salvation!

Friend,

Remember a stopped watch is right twice a day.

This Calfagfornia we are talking about. The only question is why hasn't God smote the state before now. As Ronald Regean famously said, nothing good has ever come out of California.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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This young man hasn't mentioned scripture, so I'm not quite sure where he's getting his information, but he seems so sincere!

Not just California, but Nevada and Oregon too.

I often pray for the safety and well being of my neighbors. Is it possible I've been praying against God's plan for this debauched state?

God often speaks through the feeble minded and children, so we shouldn't dismiss this young man's testimony.

And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?
Matthew 21:16

We should also be on the lookout for talking donkeys.

And when the ass saw the angel of the Lord, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.

And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?

And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.

And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Nay.

Then the Lord opened the eyes of Balaam, and he saw the angel of the Lord standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and he bowed down his head, and fell flat on his face.
Numbers 22:27-31

If there are any reports of talking donkeys prophesying that an earthquake will destroy California, Oregon, Washinton, and Nevada, I think we could say with 100% certainty that we have been warned by God of an impending disaster. Especially if the holy donkey has a coughing fit half way through his testimony.

[Bob4God]

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God often speaks through the feeble minded and children, so we shouldn't dismiss this young man's testimony.
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We should also be on the lookout for talking donkeys.

Brother Captain Portway is absolutely right.

We Christians are obligated to read great meaning into everything, no matter how stupid it may be, just in case GOD is trying to teach the arrogant a thing or two by having a retarded baby rebuke the leaders of nations.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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in case GOD is trying to teach the arrogant a thing or two by having a retarded baby rebuke the leaders of nations.

Oh, so you saw Trig Palin's speech, too?

He was amazingly eloquent for a little mongoloid.

[Redeemed Papist]

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California is obviously like a magnet for the sinful. Knowing that they are doomed to Hell they congregate, that they might all show the world the might of God when He finally sends the big quake.

Why else would it be full of Homosexuals and whores?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Personally I think we should hand California back to Mexico. Doing that alone would probably solve the deficit problem, what with their reckless tax-and-spend liberals and all. And as a bonus we wouldn't have to worry about listening to the Baldwin brothers anymore

[Faith_Machine]

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I feel quite certain the Lord will find some way of keeping me safe as California crumbles and burns around me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I feel quite certain the Lord will find some way of keeping me safe as California crumbles and burns around me.

Maybe it will happen on Satan's Birthday, Halloween.

You'll be safe in Freehold for the Witch Hunt, right?