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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

    Friends, while reading through my children's email accounts, I came across this video a young friend sent recently:





    I plan to reiterate to my son in great detail just how disgusting homosexuality is, but I though it would be fun to hear your thoughts, too!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

    I am particularly disgusted with the way homosexuals rape children. If they would refrain from doing that, then perhaps God wouldn't be clamoring for their deaths throughout the Old and New Testament. But God knows no homosexual can be trusted. Well, they can be trusted to rape children. And do drugs. But that's it.
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    • Smokey
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2012
      • 12

      #3
      Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      I am particularly disgusted with the way homosexuals rape children. If they would refrain from doing that, then perhaps God wouldn't be clamoring for their deaths throughout the Old and New Testament. But God knows no homosexual can be trusted. Well, they can be trusted to rape children. And do drugs. But that's it.
      You cannot possibly believe that your statement has any validity to it. If so, you're simply retarded. I'd be willing to bet that more children are raped by heterosexuals than homosexuals. Go read a book, and not your completely fictitious bible.

      As for you, Mary, you're an awful parent. A mother should instill real values into their children, not blasphemes hatred. If their were a hell, you surely would be going there come your end... which we can all hope is relatively soon.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

        Originally posted by Smokey View Post
        You cannot possibly believe that your statement has any validity to it. If so, you're simply retarded. I'd be willing to bet that more children are raped by heterosexuals than homosexuals. Go read a book, and not your completely authentic bible.

        As for you, Mary, you're an awful parent. A mother should instill real values into their children, not blasphemes hatred. If their were a hell, you surely would be going there come your end... which we can all hope is relatively soon.
        Hang on! Homosexuality is an abomination. How is that blasphemy?
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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        • Smokey
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2012
          • 12

          #5
          Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          Hang on! Homosexuality is an abomination. How is that blasphemy?
          In regards to teaching your child to hate based on someone else's beliefs. That's what is blasphemy, sir.

          Also, I truly appreciate how my posts are altered without my consent simply because you don't agree with my belief that the bible is F I C T I T I O U S.

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #6
            Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

            Originally posted by Smokey View Post
            In regards to teaching your child to hate based on someone else's beliefs. That's what is blasphemy, sir.

            Also, I truly appreciate how my posts are altered without my consent simply because you don't agree with my belief that the bible is F I C T I T I O U S.
            We're teaching our children to recognise abomination based on OUR beliefs. The risen Lord Jesus is ready to accept you if only you will kneel and receive Him within you. What are you waiting for? It's obvious your doubts about anal sex have brought you here. Just admit you are a filthy sodomite and beg God to accept your apology.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Smokey
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Oct 2012
              • 12

              #7
              Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              We're teaching our children to recognise abomination based on OUR beliefs. The risen Lord Jesus is ready to accept you if only you will kneel and receive Him within you. What are you waiting for? It's obvious your doubts about anal sex have brought you here. Just admit you are a filthy sodomite and beg God to accept your apology.
              I think that is you that needs to kneel before Christ and receive him within you. Receive him all over your face and down your lower back as well.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #8
                Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

                Originally posted by Smokey View Post
                I think that is you that needs to kneel before Christ and receive him within you. Receive him all over your face and down your lower back as well.
                I assume you are trying to be smutty and shocking. Be assured we are aware of perversion that is practised by the unbelieving and abominable. It does not make us flinch.

                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                You are going to burn in Hell. But it doesn't have to be this way. God might kill you tomorrow. It's way past time that you acknowledged His glory.

                Matthew 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #9
                  Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

                  What do I hate about the gaywise?

                  What they would do to my Nephew:

                  Picture the scene: a bright sunny spring morning where he is playing in the park with his young, clean limbed, vibrant, sandy haired young chums. Perhaps they are climbing trees to be closer to Jesus or playing at being Disciples on the shores of Galilee, competing for the honour to listen to Christ.

                  And the simple call of nature takes my young, straight backed, blue eyed young Nephew to the park's public WC.

                  Suddenly the bright day seems a little more cloudy and a look of trepidation passes his beautificational visage. He walks tentatively over to the grey structure and enters the forbiding threshold.

                  It's darker inside, he turns his head and looks as the last of the sunlight is banished as the door slams shut with an ominous slamming sound.

                  Quickly he moves over to the yellow stained urinal and uses his nimble fingers to unbutton his trousers to perform the necessary.

                  What was that? A noise? But isn't the room empty?

                  No.

                  A formerly closed cubical door slowly swings open. My Nepew looks behind him but all he can see is the darkened shadows of the cubical.

                  Did the shadow move? No. It must have been his imagination.

                  Then the stench hits him: a mixture of week old sweat, cigarette smoke urine and something else, something darker.

                  He tries to hurry, to speed his necessary answer to natures demands. He closes his eyes and hopes beyond hope that his is trully alone.

                  Then the shuffling starts. Quiet at first, but with the inevitability of a democrat sinning it gets louder, closer and the stench increases.

                  And there he is. Standing next to my terrified young nephew. Nascent tears forming, ready to burst over his soft hairless face he looks into the eyes of the gayman standing next to him, member in hand as he stares deep into his next victims eyes for but a second.

                  But a second is enough. The pervert lets out an involuntary gibber of anticipatory pleasure. The stench is unbearable now and the darker scent is now obvious for my firm thighed young nephew.

                  The stench of spattered excrement and semen spattered across the front on his trousers: many layered and days old, the foul record of hundreds of untold furtive couplings with dead eyed anal perverts.

                  He fixes my Nephew with his eyes like a snake with a mouse, he slobbers in anticipation of his next victim and reaches out to touch his delicate face with gnarled furtive dirty paws.

                  Brilliant sunshine pours into the gloomy sex pit, the beast staggers back and shields his eyes. My Nepew runs for the door and daylight and safety.

                  Did Jesus open the door? Did Jesus send the Light of The Lord to banish the drooling pervert? Who can say.

                  Just thinking about these events is proof positive of the evil and depredatous nature of those filthy perverts.

                  I pray God's judgement falls on them all soon so none of the above can ever happen.

                  YIC
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                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Smokey
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 12

                    #10
                    Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Friends, while reading through my children's email accounts, I came across this video a young friend sent recently:


                    I plan to reiterate to my son in great detail just how disgusting homosexuality is, but I though it would be fun to hear your thoughts, too!

                    You should reiterate to yourself how unhealthy obesity really is. Go to the gym.

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #11
                      Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

                      Originally posted by Smokey View Post
                      You should reiterate to yourself how unhealthy obesity really is. Go to the gym.
                      Why are you being mean to Mrs. Etheldreda? She's trying to help people find out about Jesus!

                      Also:

                      (Matthew 7:3) "And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"



                      YiC,

                      Zech
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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #12
                        Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        Why are you being mean to Mrs. Etheldreda? She's trying to help people find out about Jesus!

                        Also:

                        (Matthew 7:3) "And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"



                        YiC,

                        Zech
                        Just another example of the pernicious hatred that atheists have for decent God fearing True Christians(tm).

                        No doubt this Smokey is some kind of anorexist who looks at hale, hearty and healthy women and see's nothing but slug like fatties.

                        These people make me sick.

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #13
                          Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

                          Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                          Just another example of the pernicious hatred that atheists have for decent God fearing True Christians™.

                          No doubt this Smokey is some kind of anorexist who looks at hale, hearty and healthy women and see's nothing but slug like fatties.

                          These people make me sick.

                          YIC
                          Dr. Niles, I think you are correct.

                          When a Jesus-hater sees a strong, healthy woman capable of having a dozen or more children, he is frightened. He is literally terrified and overwhelmed by the bountiful nature of the True Christian(tm) female.

                          This is why the vast majority of them become pedophiles.

                          Very sad.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #14
                            Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

                            Originally posted by Smokey View Post
                            In regards to teaching your child to hate based on someone else's beliefs. That's what is blasphemy, sir.

                            Also, I truly appreciate how my posts are altered without my consent simply because you don't agree with my belief that the bible is F I C T I T I O U S.
                            What is made up about a statement of ethics and morality? Do you also think the commandments against murder and theft are just something we Christians pulled out of our bottoms?

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #15
                              Re: What Do YOU Hate About Homosexuality?

                              Originally posted by Smokey View Post
                              As for you, Mary, you're an awful parent. A mother should instill real values into their children, not blasphemes hatred. If their were a hell, you surely would be going there come your end... which we can all hope is relatively soon.
                              The values I instill into my children are perfect because they are straight from the Holy Bible, that is God's Own Word. My children wouldn't dream of blaspheming the LORD. They live to serve Him. I've seen to that very carefully, thank you very much.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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