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  • TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2013
    • 46

    #46
    Re: International Women's Day

    Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
    Sorry, I forgot another very important female issue: support cosmetics tested on animals. The euros are sadly banning it today after pressure from animal rights organizations.

    It is one thing to discipline your wife, but having her suffer allergic reaction from untested cosmetics used to hide her bruises is outright cruel.
    I'm happy for Europe, they're evolving, maybe you should learn something from them and try to think a bit less in what a book says and more in use your brain. God give us a brain a we must use it, if we don't, what's the point on having one?

    And nobody force your wife to use cosmetics, those animals suffer for nothing and you know that, or maybe she could use naturist products, no harm and she will look as beautiful as always

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #47
      Re: International Women's Day

      Originally posted by TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel View Post
      ...maybe she could use naturist products, no harm...
      Apple seeds (100% natural) contain cyanide. Bon appetit!

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      • TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2013
        • 46

        #48
        Re: International Women's Day

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Apple seeds (100% natural) contain cyanide. Bon appetit!
        Oh my God! You say something actually factual that's not in the Bible, that's a miracle!

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #49
          Re: International Women's Day

          Originally posted by TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel View Post
          Oh my God! You say something actually factual that's not in the Bible, that's a miracle!
          I'm atheist.

          Most people get this from the "Unsaved Trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick", "Hellbound Heathen", and "Atheist" tags and labels the moderators here have attached to me.

          Do you ride in a really short bus when you go to school?

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          • TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Mar 2013
            • 46

            #50
            Re: International Women's Day

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            I'm atheist.

            Most people get this from the "Unsaved Trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick", "Hellbound Heathen", and "Atheist" tags and labels the moderators here have attached to me.

            Do you ride in a really short bus when you go to school?
            I'm used to talk with stupid fanatics here, so I didn't see your tags first, excuse me for a little mistake ¬¬

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #51
              Re: International Women's Day

              Originally posted by TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel View Post
              I'm used to talk with stupid fanatics here...
              If it was stupidity that's responsible for religion, it would have disappeared a long time ago.

              ...so I didn't see your tags first...
              Oh yeah, that's all you've missed.

              ...excuse me for a little mistake ¬¬
              "Please excuse me for a little mistake" would be a polite request. What you wrote is a demand, so no.

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              • lukasekman
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 614

                #52
                Re: International Women's Day

                Originally posted by TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel View Post
                I'm happy for Europe, they're evolving, maybe you should learn something from them and try to think a bit less in what a book says and more in use your brain. God give us a brain a we must use it, if we don't, what's the point on having one?

                And nobody force your wife to use cosmetics, those animals suffer for nothing and you know that, or maybe she could use naturist products, no harm and she will look as beautiful as always
                Suffer for nothing? Allergic reactions from makeup is not something God want women to endure, it is not the same case as childbirth pains which is sanctioned by God: Genesis 3:16
                Animal testing ensures that the cosmetics are safe and works, and is in accordance to Genesis 1:26

                As you're an atheist, you would probably enjoy the movie Catwoman. Watch it, while it is way too pornographic for True Christian men like me, it does a good job to educate about the dangers of improperly tested cosmetics.

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                • TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 46

                  #53
                  Re: International Women's Day

                  Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                  Suffer for nothing? Allergic reactions from makeup is not something God want women to endure, it is not the same case as childbirth pains which is sanctioned by God: Genesis 3:16
                  Animal testing ensures that the cosmetics are safe and works, and is in accordance to Genesis 1:26

                  As you're an atheist, you would probably enjoy the movie Catwoman. Watch it, while it is way too pornographic for True Christian men like me, it does a good job to educate about the dangers of improperly tested cosmetics.
                  Maybe we could test those stupid products on you, since you're so worried for your wife, what do you think? I don't paint my face with those things and I look good

                  World is evolving and animals are being cared as much as people, tell me reasons to think animals are not important and be sure I'll have good reasons to tell you that why yours are wrong

                  What is more important, that innocent creatures don't have to suffer even when an obsolete book say so or have a wife painted as a clown since her husband thinks looking naturally beautiful is a sin?

                  Animals were created by God just like us, we came from the same place, so we're equal



                  Some animals even SAVE human lifes, because they don't believe in religions, races or even who's good or bad, they only see people and that's all. I want to see you the day you or your family are trapped in the snow and this dog come for you



                  And if you need more, read this, a dog which saved a little girl life



                  If that kind of animals don't go to heaven, then your heaven needs a fix

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                  • Alphonse Alban
                    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                     
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 5724

                    #54
                    Re: International Women's Day

                    Originally posted by TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel View Post
                    Animals were created by God just like us, we came from the same place, so we're equal


                    Some animals even SAVE human lifes,
                    Don't be silly, God ordered humans to have DOMINION over all the animals.
                    Animals can save people all they want, but they still are critters without souls and to be used as we see fit.

                    Or are you again calling God a liar?

                    Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

                    Originally posted by TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel View Post
                    If that kind of animals don't go to heaven, then your heaven needs a fix
                    Accordong to Christian faith animals do not get to heaven. There are no other heavens than Christian one. Jesus rules the heaven, so it is perfect.

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                    • TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 46

                      #55
                      Re: International Women's Day

                      Accordong to Christian faith animals do not get to heaven. There are no other heavens than Christian one. Jesus rules the heaven, so it is perfect.
                      Animals deserve heaven much more than most humans, they don't have evil, hate, egoism or greed in their hearts, they don't commit the 7 capital sins because they only do what's necessary for them to keep alive, so they don't know what's an excess, they don't kill each others except for food or self defence, so they don't commit murders

                      Animals even have their own saint, Francis of Assisi, and in his church all kind of animals are blessed every year in autumn, to show Francis's love to all the creatures in the world, it's called "Blessing of pets"


                      And this is the prayer they pray during the ceremony

                      “Blessed are you, Lord God, maker of all living creatures. You called forth fish in the sea, birds in the air and animals on the land. You inspired St. Francis to call all of them his brothers and sisters. We ask you to bless this pet. By the power of your love, enable it to live according to your plan. May we always praise you for all your beauty in creation. Blessed are you, Lord our God, in all your creatures! Amen.”

                      God love and God itself are too huge to be only for us, we must learn to share it with all this beautiful world, which Francis loved so much

                      Most High, all-powerful, all-good Lord, All praise is Yours, all glory, all honour and all blessings.
                      To you alone, Most High, do they belong,
                      and no mortal lips are worthy to pronounce Your Name.

                      Praised be You my Lord with all Your creatures, especially Sir Brother Sun,
                      Who is the day through whom You give us light.
                      And he is beautiful and radiant with great splendour, Of You Most High, he bears the likeness.

                      Praised be You, my Lord, through Sister Moon and the stars,
                      In the heavens you have made them bright, precious and fair.

                      Praised be You, my Lord, through Brothers Wind and Air,
                      And fair and stormy, all weather’s moods, by which You cherish all that You have made.

                      Praised be You my Lord through Sister Water, So useful, humble, precious and pure.

                      Praised be You my Lord through Brother Fire, through whom You light the night
                      and he is beautiful and playful and robust and strong.

                      Praised be You my Lord through our Sister, Mother Earth who sustains and governs us,
                      producing varied fruits with coloured flowers and herbs.

                      Praise be You my Lord through those who grant pardon for love of You and bear sickness and trial.
                      Blessed are those who endure in peace, By You Most High, they will be crowned.

                      Praised be You, my Lord through Sister Death, from whom no-one living can escape.
                      Woe to those who die in mortal sin!
                      Blessed are they She finds doing Your Will. No second death can do them harm.

                      Praise and bless my Lord and give Him thanks, And serve Him with great humility.


                      ("Prayer to all creatures" - Saint Francis of Assisi)

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #56
                        Re: International Women's Day

                        Originally posted by TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel View Post
                        Animals deserve heaven much more than most humans, they don't have evil, hate, egoism or greed in their hearts, they don't commit the 7 capital sins
                        Where are these "7 capital sins" listed in the Bible? By our count, there are at least 67 deadly sins listed in the New Testament.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12993

                          #57
                          Re: International Women's Day

                          Originally posted by TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel View Post
                          Maybe we could test those stupid products on you, since you're so worried for your wife, what do you think? I don't paint my face with those things and I look good

                          World is evolving and animals are being cared as much as people, tell me reasons to think animals are not important and be sure I'll have good reasons to tell you that why yours are wrong
                          What was that reason, again? Oh, yeah - the HOLY BIBLE, the document on which CHRISTIANITY IS BASED!!! If you love animals so much, go ahead, convert to Buddhism or some other crap, and go to Hell!!

                          What is more important, that innocent creatures don't have to suffer even when an obsolete book say so or have a wife painted as a clown since her husband thinks looking naturally beautiful is a sin?
                          Depends whom you ask: a real devout Christian, or an animist/pantheist/buddhist/some other kind of sinner! A devout Christian will take the Word of God over the word of some sodomite anytime!!

                          Animals were created by God just like us, we came from the same place, so we're equal
                          Not according to Christianity. People have souls. Animals don't. People were created in God's image (Genesis 1:27). Animals weren't.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

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                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724

                            #58
                            Re: International Women's Day

                            Originally posted by TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel View Post
                            Animals deserve heaven much more than most humans
                            It does not matter if they deserve or not. God says no animals to heaven. It's that simple.

                            Originally posted by TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel View Post
                            Animals even have their own saint, Francis of Assisi
                            You do realize that saints are (and especially this one) outside bible catlick nonsense. Catlicks do not even follow the bible, so they are not even Christians.

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                            • TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 46

                              #59
                              Re: International Women's Day

                              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                              It does not matter if they deserve or not. God says no animals to heaven. It's that simple.
                              If animals don't go to heaven, then you're going to hell, because you're more animal than animals, you're a beast with no feelings, and if heaven admit people like you, then your version of what is the heaven is a shit, and I don't want to go there, I prefer hell before your shitty imitation of heaven

                              I hope God come down here one day and tell you how sad he is for all your discrimination, hate, prejudices and of course YOUR CHURCH, yeah, I know Landover is a real church, so you can stop acting

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                              • Alphonse Alban
                                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                 
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 5724

                                #60
                                Re: International Women's Day

                                Originally posted by TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel View Post
                                If animals don't go to heaven, then you're going to hell
                                Why are you mad at me? It's God's opinion.

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