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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist!

    HAPPY
    BIRTHDAY!




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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29457

    #2
    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist!

    Happy birthday, young fellow!
    You are proof that false gods do not have a stranglehold on decent people.

    I heard you were planning to be in Vegas next week, I'd like to offer you my suite at the Bellagio. My nieces, Mandi and Sandi will be there but I am sure they will not be a problem.
    Bring your Birthday Suit, The girls will be serviing up a fresh buffet!
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist!

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Happy birthday, young fellow!
      You are proof that false gods do not have a stranglehold on decent people.

      I heard you were planning to be in Vegas next week, I'd like to offer you my suite at the Bellagio. My nieces, Mandi and Sandi will be there but I am sure they will not be a problem.
      Bring your Birthday Suit, The girls will be serviing up a fresh buffet!
      Happy birthday Godly Mr RP.

      God surely is a genius, I will be in Vegas on two of those days. I would be sure to help you celebrate (once the girls are finished oestrogenising the place up with their woman's dirty stink).

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist!

        A most Blessed Birthday, Redeemed Papist!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Tommy Lunkhead
          Unsaved trash, offensive retard
          • Feb 2013
          • 124

          #5
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist!

          Happy Birthday!
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • John Creeser
            Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
             
            • Aug 2009
            • 7248

            #6
            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist!

            Blessed Birthday indeed. I am so glad you are not a hellbound papist anymore
            -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
            -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

            -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
            -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
            -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
            -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
            -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

            STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12997

              #7
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist!

              Best wishes from me, too!
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist!

                What a crazy coincidence: I will also be in Las Vegas during the days in question! Mr Hutchins, I hope those nieces of yours don't mind cooking for large groups of hungry men!
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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #9
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist!

                  Happy Belated birthday!
                  Drama queen

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