[Mary Etheldreda]

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Brother Basher, it warms the cockles of my heart to see the LORD work a mighty work in you! He promised He would not forsake you (Hebrews 13:5), and just look! He didn't!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Well, it's been an exhausting last few days. I actually don't remember a lot of them. But after some great intervention from you, my fellow Landoverites, I have seen the error of my ways and have returned. How silly I must have been to doubted on my faith. I swear it won't even happen again.

It's good to see Jesus always wins! Also an improvement that your mother now finally stopped with her highly annoying crying and whining. We almost had to put her down.

[JustGotSaved]

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You narrowly escaped being brainwashed into a hare-brained cult! Way to go!

Forget about it when i said, "I never liked you anyway!" before. I was just trying to get you upset so you'd drop your gaurd . I was praying that you'd become weak and vulnerable and so Jesus could then take advantage and reenter you.

Oh, one more thing, VERY IMPORTANT:
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If you get any packages in the mail from me, just throw them away. Dont open. Really. DONT OPEN. Just disregard them. Keep them away from the house, in shade, and throw them away when you get a chance directly at the dump.


Your Brother Just Got Saved

[Basilissa]

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Dear Friend Heathen Basher,

I am so glad that you come back to to this blessed church, now you can lean again on Jesus' bosom (John 13:23)!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I can't help but ruminate of the anal sexualism you may have been subjected to. You are a young, fine young man with barely the wisp of downy hair on you soft face.

I can't the get the image of the perversions that you may have been subjected to: out of my head, away from me.

Stand firm, noble young stallion.

YIC

[Mistress Cookie]

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Is everybody here crazy??

This "man" fled the bosom of our family and hightailed it over to the meanest, sickest cult he could find! NOW, after he's "had his fun" and been fully indoctrinated and probably made blood oaths with them (which is a very unsanitary thing to do, BTW), he comes crawling back and just wants all to be as it was before??

Doesn't anyone see he is a spy???


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[Godfly]

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Is everybody here crazy??

This "man" fled the bosom of our family and hightailed it over to the meanest, sickest cult he could find! NOW, after he's "had his fun" and been fully indoctrinated and probably made blood oaths with them (which is a very unsanitary thing to do, BTW), he comes crawling back and just wants all to be as it was before??

Doesn't anyone see he is a spy???


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I think we all agree that Brother Basher is on probation for the time being. He won't be allowed in any of the more important meetings, in fact I think he's banished to the women's meetings for now, and he won't be allowed to shower with the men after volleyball practice.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I think we all agree that Brother Basher is on probation for the time being. He won't be allowed in any of the more important meetings, in fact I think he's banished to the women's meetings for now...

Great. So we're stuck babysitting the little Faith Traitor.
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[Levi Jones]

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Welcome back to the flock, Heathen Basher. It's so good that you're back in Jesus' loving embrace.

We prayed a lot for you. Sorry about selling your car and putting your house up for sale. Since you signed them over to the church upon joining, they were ours to sell.

The good news is, we are all going to pitch in to get you a bicycle. Maybe if you behave and keep your tithes up to date, we'll even get you a car again.

Speaking of tithes, we'll need to settle up on that. Since you have been away they have been accruing vig.

But seriously, it's nice to have you back on God's good side. As soon as you pay up.

[Mistress Cookie]

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The good news is, we are all going to pitch in to get you a bicycle. Maybe if you behave and keep your tithes up to date, we'll even get you a car again.

Well, I'm not pitching in anything until we know beyond the shadow of a doubt (and then some) he's thoroughly deprogramed. He can jolly well WALK wherever he needs to go until then...and be g-damn grateful he's allowed to walk in Freehold at all, while he's at it.

And I don't think we women and children should be exposed to him for at least 90 days. How do we know we have not let a fox into the henhouse??

Once a traitor, always a traitor.

2 Timothy 3:4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

[BelieverInGod]

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Well the Pastors seem convinced that he's Truly returned.

I am curious about what the JW's would offer someone that would make them toss Jesus aside so quickly. After all, they even believe Heaven is full

I'll wait for Seth's word on the subject.

[Alterboy]

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You learned the lesson of Jesus's repentence! May His love fill you up until you explode with His light!
Welcome back to the fold.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Well the Pastors seem convinced that he's Truly returned.

Will he be brought before the Tribunal?

I am still very concerned by all this.

I have seen "Brother" Heathen shuffling around town a few times. He looks kind of dazed, and he flinches. Maybe he is plotting something.
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[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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Will he be brought before the Tribunal?

I am still very concerned by all this.

I have seen "Brother" Heathen shuffling around town a few times. He looks kind of dazed, and he flinches. Maybe he is plotting something.
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I've noticed that too. He seems rather withdrawn and paranoid in his behavior. Has Brother Basher paid the $3000 treatment fees? If not then that might explain why Jesus is keeping him in a miserable state. I at least hope that Professor Bessemer has managed to clean all the demons out of his rectum.