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    RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

    Friends, I just wanted to let you know I've been on and off the phone for the last several hours, speaking with Jim DeMint, the Koch brothers, Michele Bachmann, and aides from Ron and Rand Paul's offices.

    After talking with all of them, I can assure you with 100% certainty that there is NO connection between the bombings in Boston and the Tea Party's violent, anti-government, anti-tax rhetoric.

    I have also spoken today with my good friend Abner Puckett of the California State Militia, and he has given me his personal assurance that there is NO connection between the US militia movement's violent, anti-government, anti-tax rhetoric and the tragic events in Boston.

    Mr. Puckett told me that if we encounter anybody who says otherwise, we should remind them of what Proverbs 19:5 says:


    Proverbs 19:5

    A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape.
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    Tags: bombing, boston marathon, militia, tea party, terrorist
  • #2
    Re: RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

    I'll tell you who's behind it: Obama and his socialist thugs! You wait and see!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

      I heard the bombs were made from the same type of black powder used by people who own self-loader type guns.

      Doesn't seem too hard to figure out: Now the government has a pretext for banning gun powder!


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      • #4
        Re: RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

        If we didn't have a wimpy demoncrat in office, but a Godly Repub, we would already have found a 'connection' to N. Korea and the bombing. If we had a Republican in office, rest assured that aircraft carriers would be deployed for Korea sometime between the moment the bomb went off and that spindley legged old jogger guy hit the pavement.

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        • #5
          Re: RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

          Who wants to do a marathon anyway?
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          • #6
            Re: RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            I heard the bombs were made from the same type of black powder used by people who own self-loader type guns.

            Doesn't seem too hard to figure out: Now the government has a pretext for banning gun powder!


            EXACTLY! The Boston Bombing is just like Sandy Hook, a false flag from the pro-terrorist wimps in the Obummer administration so they have an excuse to take our guns away from us!

            What is the proof? Like I said I heard from a friend who had heard from a friend that the Boston police had a Saudi in custody right after the bombing.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • #7
              Re: RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

              This is all very frightening, indeed. I won't speak for anyone else and don't mean my actions as any sort of suggestion anyone else ought to follow, but ALL of my weapons - those in my home, in all my vehicles, and on my person - are loaded with maximum-capacity magazines and the safeties are in the 'off' position. I will not be caught unawares!
              Yours always in the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior,

              Marc

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              • #8
                Re: RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

                How could anyone think the Tea party would have anything to do with the Boston bombings. The Tea Party has absolutely nothing to do with Boston. I can't think of a single connection between Boston and the Tea Party.
                Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                • #9
                  Re: RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

                  There is, however, a connection to anal sex.



                  The bombs were constructed out of cooking equipment. If women had tried to make bombs, they would have died in the process. This leads me to believe that whoever perpetrated this atrocity, was a rectum ravaging homosexual bent on perverting the definition of marriage to include animals, which we only know is sinful because the Bible tells us so.
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                  • #10
                    Re: RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

                    Here is why the bomber was not a Tea Party member. The bombs were in back packs.

                    Back packs are worn by hippies and students who carry condoms in them.

                    Tea Party people are neither of the above. Case closed.
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • #11
                      Re: RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

                      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                      Here is why the bomber was not a Tea Party member. The bombs were in back packs.

                      Back packs are worn by hippies and students who carry condoms in them.

                      Tea Party people are neither of the above. Case closed.
                      The word in the grapevine from those in the personal security and asset loss prevention world is Saudi's use back packs too. I don't need to mention the secularists have been planing a Islamo-Fascists insurgency in this country for years. Naturally I am not at liberty to divulge my source, just passing to word to you Wolverines.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • #12
                        Re: RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

                        Obama ordered the Boston T.N.T party to get out of going to the daughter of satan's funeral in Lundonia, Engerland.
                        Exod.22

                        " 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."

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                        • #13
                          Re: RUMOR CONTROL: Tea Party NOT connected to Boston Marathon bombing!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          I'll tell you who's behind it: Obama and his socialist thugs! You wait and see!
                          You can't bet that the Clinton's were in on it as well.
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