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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22899

    #16
    Re: Was Jesus Real?

    Originally posted by silly wabbit View Post
    so sayeth the Bible which has no actual proof that God had any part in it, other than the fact it says so in the book itself- anyone could have written it.
    So, just because "Huckleberry Finn" has "Mark Twain" on the cover, doesn't mean he's the author?
    Moses had a secretary? Who's to say he didn't make it all up? that is if he indeed ever lived.
    A moment's thought will show you how deluded you are:
    1. Moses records his own death "De:34:5: So Moses the servant of the LORD died there in the land of Moab, according to the word of the LORD." Now this is not possible, so he must have had a secretary!
    2. He must have died, otherwise Moses would have complained to the Secretary that he had killed him off! The Secretary would have been fired and in a fit of rage, he would probably have set fire to the whole story!
    3. If Moses died, he must have lived!
    4. If he lived, why did he make it up?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Pastor Rune Enoe
      Apostle of the North
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 11680

      #17
      Re: Was Jesus Real?

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      1. Moses records his own death "De:34:5: So Moses the servant of the LORD died there in the land of Moab, according to the word of the LORD." Now this is not possible, so he must have had a secretary!
      There is an alternate explanation. Let me quote Josephus. He was of the priestly order of the Jehoiarib, and he offered this account (LINK):
      […] Then as he was embracing Eleazar and Joshua and talking with them, suddenly a cloud came down on him and he disappeared in a particular valley. In the holy books he wrote that he died, to prevent them saying that he went to God because of his extraordinary virtue.

      (Josephus, Antiquities of the Jews, Book 4. Chapter 8, section 48)

      So according to Josephus, who lived in the Holy Land a few years after our Lord, Moses simply pretended to be dead, so people wouldn't suspect that he had ascended to Heaven.

      All this goes to prove, that you can never trust those shifty Shylocks.
      A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #18
        Re: Was Jesus Real?

        Atheists just use this crazy circular reasoning. They say that God isn't real therefore Jesus can't be the son of God therefore Jesus isn't real either because it's all made up and the Bible is all lies.

        How can the Bible be all lies when we know prayer works (or why do I always find my car keys?) and we have the word of God to tell us?
        2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

        And that scripture tells us of Jesus!
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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