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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #1

    Happy Birthday, Russell Holbeck

    Happy Birthday Rusty

    Make good use of your day

    Thanky You
    James
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
  • Ex-soccer player
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2012
    • 285

    #2
    Re: Happy Birthday, Russell Holbeck

    You know how to put great truths in simple language. Thank you and happy birthday I hope you have a great day!
    Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22374

      #3
      Re: Happy Birthday, Russell Holbeck

      Congratulations on your birthday Russel. Jesus clearly has a special plan for you. Your father has always been a good friend, until his unfortunate woodchipper accident.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Pim Pendergast
        PHD - Theophysicist
        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2012
        • 3103

        #4
        Re: Happy Birthday, Russell Holbeck

        Happy birthday, Rusty! You're a real blessing to this forum.

        In His grip,

        P. P.

        P.S. You look very well-preserved for a 71-year-old man. God has truly been kind to you.
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12992

          #5
          Re: Happy Birthday, Russell Holbeck

          Happy Birthday, Rusty!

          You are one of the sweetest people I've ever met. I hope you are having the best birthday ever!
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2013
            • 1284

            #6
            Re: Happy Birthday, Russell Holbeck

            Happy Birthday, Rusty!

            I want to impart a verse of God's Word for you, my friend:

            1 Corinthians 15:10 (1611 King James Bible)

            But by the grace of God I am what I am: and his grace which was bestowed vpō me, was not in vaine: But I laboured more abundantly then they all, yet not I, but the grace of God which was with me:
            You may have to work harder to come to understanding, but work hard you have, and in you flows the abundance of Christ. Keep plugging away dear Rusty, and all those who have pointed and laughed will not be laughing as you stand at the right hand of God and watch them burn forever.
            sigpic

            I Kings 7:23

            And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

            New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

            Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

            Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

            Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063

              #7
              Re: Happy Birthday, Russell Holbeck

              Happy birthday, Brother!

              Keep it real for Jesus!

              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #8
                Re: Happy Birthday, Russell Holbeck

                A Blessed Birthday to you, dear.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 999

                  #9
                  Re: Happy Birthday, Russell Holbeck

                  Happy Birthday, Sweet man! I hope we can become friends.
                  1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Happy Birthday, Russell Holbeck

                    Happy Birthday, Mr. H.

                    I hope that metal plate in your head isn't giving you too much trouble now that the cold weather has set in.

                    Don't forget to send over your Birthday Tithe.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Billy Fagen
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 19

                      #11
                      Re: Happy Birthday, Russell Holbeck

                      Best Birthday wishes Rusty - love your work

                      It must be joyous to have a birthday so near the baby Jesus!
                      Billy "pips" Fagen - Forex trader for Christ, transforming lives one pip at a time.

                      Also professional Christ Whisperer.

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                      • TraumaSandwhich
                        Unsaved trash, suspected retarded
                        • Dec 2013
                        • 34

                        #12
                        Re: Happy Birthday, Russell Holbeck

                        Happy birthday, on an unrelated note would anyone be as kind as to tell me how to create a post.
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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