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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724
    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

    Happy birthday to our favorite ex-midget!!

    You are a living proof that faith in Jesus can cure even nasty curses such as midgetism. I hope you will continue to shine light of hope to all midgets in the world for many years to come.



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    • Ex-soccer player
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2012
      • 285
      #2
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

      Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.

      And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive - Matthew 21:21-22
      Midge Murphy, you have become big in Jesus,
      Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063
          #3
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

          Many happy returns, Midge!

          Now that your faith has allowed Jesus to cure you of the dwarf virus and you are no longer Homo sapiens pumilionis can we expect a new avatar?!

          A healthy 5'8" avatar would look great!

          God bless you!

          YIC!
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708
              #4
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

              HAPPY
              BIRTHDAY!

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                • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 999
                  #5
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

                  Isaiah 54:2:
                  "Enlarge the place of thy tent, and let them stretch..."

                  You have the ability to be a true witness to those still enslaved by midgetivity, and the beauty and grace to shine a bright light for Jesus. May God bless you on your birthday and throughout your life. We love you, big girl!

                  Yours in Christ,
                  NRL
                  1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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                  Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

                      Here is a little somthing for Landovers Favorite standout.

                      I did not want to put candles on it as I know large flaming wax items upset you.

                      The rest of the cupcakes are at my home. I know how you women like to watch your figure so you do not become disgusting to your husbands and set bad examples for your daughters.
                      Matthew 26:41
                      Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.


                      Happy Birthday.
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                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5388
                          #7
                          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

                          Happy birthday, my little Sister Midge! You're such a big girl now! Praise HIM!
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                            • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2013
                              • 1284
                              #8
                              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

                              Happy Birthday, Midge! You are living proof that there is no infirmity too gross for Jesus to wave away. God Bless You!
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                              I Kings 7:23

                              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                                • Mary Etheldreda
                                  Gushing for Jesus
                                   
                                  • Sep 2011
                                  • 23775
                                  #9
                                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

                                  A Most Blessed Birthday, Not-So-Little Midge!
                                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                    • Attila's Wife
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jul 2013
                                      • 1941
                                      #10
                                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!



                                      Sing it out loud! She's tall, and she's proud:

                                      PRAISE HIM!!!!

                                      With True Christian™ love on this happy day,

                                      AW
                                      2 Timothy 3:16

                                      All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                                        • Wide-Open
                                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Nov 2007
                                          • 18449
                                          #11
                                          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

                                          Happy birthday Midge. Did the NBA call yet? Glory!!!
                                          Psalm 81:10:
                                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                            • Cranky Old Man
                                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                              You kids get off his lawn!
                                               
                                              • Jan 2010
                                              • 22378
                                              #12
                                              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

                                              I heard my present got lost in the mail. Oh well, better luck next year.
                                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                • Basilissa
                                                  South of the Border outreach program
                                                  True Christian™
                                                   
                                                  • Mar 2013
                                                  • 12993
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

                                                  Happy Birthday, my dear friend!

                                                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                                                  * * *

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                                                  True Christians are Perfect!
                                                  True Christian™ Love.
                                                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                                                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                                   Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
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                                                    • Midge Murphy
                                                      Forum Member, Repenting an inch at a time
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • May 2011
                                                      • 134
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

                                                      Thank you all very much!! I celebrated with cake and prayer! It's my first birthday since Jesus made me tall, which meant running the mixer no longer requires me to stand on the counter. PRAISE!
                                                      Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.

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                                                        • Jack O'fagan
                                                          With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Feb 2011
                                                          • 4836
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Midge Murphy!

                                                          Originally posted by Midge Murphy View Post
                                                          It's my first birthday since Jesus made me tall,
                                                          Glory!

                                                          Matthew 21:21
                                                          And Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do what is done to the fig tree, but even if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou taken up and cast into the sea, it shall be done.

                                                          Happy birthday Sister Midge.

                                                          YIC

                                                          Jack
                                                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                                          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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